Mean Creek Quotes

Mean Creek is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Mean Creek stopped airing in 1970.

It features Rick Rosenthal as producer, tomandandy in charge of musical score, and Sharone Meir as head of cinematography.

Mean Creek is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mean Creek is 90 minutes long. Mean Creek is distributed by Paramount Vantage.

The cast includes: Josh Peck as George, Ryan Kelley as Clyde, Carly Schroeder as Millie, Rory Culkin as Sam, Scott Mechlowicz as Marty, Trevor Morgan as Rocky, Heath Lourwood as Jasper, and Branden Williams as Kile.

Mean Creek Quotes

Carly Schroeder as Millie

• (Carly Schroeder) "Sam, what's going on here with George?"
• (Rory Culkin) "Oh, it's nothing bad. It's just a joke."
• (Carly Schroeder) "What kind of joke?"
• (Rory Culkin) "Well, we are planning on stripping him, throwing him in the river, and then we are gonna make him run home naked. We have a plan and it involves a dare."
• (Carly Schroeder) "A dare?"
• (Rory Culkin) "Yeah. See, the only reason I didn't tell you before --"
• (Carly Schroeder) "Who said I wanted to be a part of this?"
• (Rory Culkin) "What about this?"
• (Carly Schroeder) "What's that?"
• (Rory Culkin) "If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?"
• (Carly Schroeder) "It's totally mean, Sam."
• (Rory Culkin) "He's mean."
• (Carly Schroeder) "He's a stupid fat kid. He's got problems, but he's obviously -- Promise me you won't do anything to him."
• (Rory Culkin) "It's not just me."
• (Carly Schroeder) "Promise me or I go back to the car."
• (Rory Culkin) "All right, I promise. I'll tell Rocky."

• (Carly Schroeder) "We'll never be forgiven for what we did."
• (Rory Culkin) "You didn't do anything."
• (Carly Schroeder) "I don't wanna be here, I don't wanna be here."

• (Carly Schroeder) "We can never be forgiven for what we did."

• (Carly Schroeder) "Oh s***. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. God, wake up."

• (Carly Schroeder) "f*** you."
• (Rory Culkin) "Hey, f*** you."
• (Carly Schroeder) "No. f*** you."

Heath Lourwood as Jasper

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Scott Mechlowicz as Marty

• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Woo. Ah, ya -- Nothing beats a good piss in the river. Except of course a good ole romping session of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of s***."
• (Trevor Morgan) "Yeah, about that; I wanna call it off."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "I'm not laughing."
• (Trevor Morgan) "Dead serious."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "You mean to tell me that you get me all juiced up over this, I steal my mother's car and come down here on a Saturday, when I could be at home, watching television? I'm out here on this river with a bunch of munchkins who are sober as hell and bringing me down -- and now you tell me that we don't even get to do what we came here for?"

• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Hey, you guys ever hear when Rocky and I were kicking out here? We got some poison oak on our hands."
• (Trevor Morgan) "This is a disgusting story."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Anyway, so we're out here and we got some poison oak on our hands. With all the beers we were drinkin' naturally we had to take a piss. Now I don't know if you're hip, Millie, but when a guy pisses he has to hold his pisser in his hands like so."
• (Carly Schroeder) "Thanks, Marty."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "No, I'm not finished yet. Next morning when we woke up we both had totally chapped rashin' nuts."

• (Scott Mechlowicz) "That's what you get when you f*** with Martini Blank."

• (Scott Mechlowicz) "You always gotta go with the best idea you've got. Otherwise, you're just left lying around; not knowing what to do."

• (Scott Mechlowicz) "I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans."

• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Close your eyes,Millie, Marty's not getting sent to jail."

• (Scott Mechlowicz) "What do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare?"
• (Josh Peck) "Yeah. Yeah, I love that game."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Okay, let's do it."
• (Carly Schroeder) "No, let's not. People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game."
• (Rory Culkin) "Yeah, she's right."
• (Josh Peck) "God, Sam and Millie are a couple of little wet pussies, aren't they?"
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Clyde, do you wanna start?"
• (Ryan Kelley) "I dunno. I'm kind of with Sam and Millie on this one."
• (Josh Peck) "p***** number one, p***** number two, p***** number three."
• (Carly Schroeder) "Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game."

Josh Peck as George

• (Josh Peck) "Hey, Marty? My mom made me sign one of those contracts, telling her I wouldn't get in a car with a driver who's been drinking --"
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Oh, it's cool. My mom gave me permission to drink and drive. You don't have to worry about it."
• (Josh Peck) "Your mom must be pretty stupid to let your drive inebriated."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "You're right, George. My mom is pretty stupid. In fact she's got one of those learning disability things."
• (Josh Peck) "Must be a pretty bad LD. I have an LD, but I should know you're not suppose to drive drunk."

• (Josh Peck) "Hey. What do you think you're doing? You're a punk, Sam."

• (Josh Peck) "My name is George -- and this -- is the inside of my mind."
• (Josh Peck) "The inside of my mind has a zillion things --"
• (Josh Peck) "The inside of my mind has a zillion things about it but -- people that don't see inside of my mind don't know there are a zillion things and -- Y'know, since no one sees inside my mind, no one really knows. But -- one day people will know. One day people will know 'cause that's my master plan. To film it all. To document every aspect of the life that is me. And put it in a time capsule in my backyard and so that one day some alien or some highly evolved species will find it and -- understand."

• (Josh Peck) "Hmmm. Yum. Did you make these yourself? You'll, you'll have to give me the recipe some time."
• (Ryan Kelley) "It's peanut butter and jelly."

• (Josh Peck) "So, let's see the penis. Bring on the penis."

• (Josh Peck) "Have you ever been stoned, Millie?"
• (Carly Schroeder) "Will you please get that out of my face?"

Ryan Kelley as Clyde

• (Ryan Kelley) "We can't do that. It's nuts."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "That's nuts? Oh, it's nuts. No, Clyde. Going to prison and getting raped every night for the rest of your cute little f***ing lives is nuts."

• (Ryan Kelley) "I'm sorry --"

• (Ryan Kelley) "If anything, it's a beautiful day."
• (Josh Peck) "It smells like cherry blossoms."
• (Carly Schroeder) "How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?"
• (Josh Peck) "I know what they smell like."
• (Trevor Morgan) "Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?"
• (Josh Peck) "Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry."
• (Trevor Morgan) "I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?"
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "I think I'm bored as f***."

Rory Culkin as Sam

• (Rory Culkin) "What do you think's going to happen, Marty? Superman's gonna fly on Earth and turn back time?"
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "No, I don't think Superman's going to turn back time."

• (Detective Wright) "When your brother pushed George into the river, would you say he was in control, or out of control?"
• (Rory Culkin) "I've never seen him more out of control in my life."

• (Rory Culkin) "You know, if we hurt him, we'd be just as bad as him."
• (Trevor Morgan) "We need to hurt him without really hurting him."

Trevor Morgan as Rocky

• (Trevor Morgan) "What are you going to do?"
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "I'm gonna drive to Mexico. What do you think?"
• (Trevor Morgan) "I don't know what to think."
• (Scott Mechlowicz) "Well if you don't know what to think, then you probably shouldn't be making decisions."

• (Trevor Morgan) "Okay, I think I got one. Tie him to a tree, pour some honey on his face, and leave him there all day and night."
• (Rory Culkin) "Why?"
• (Trevor Morgan) "It's for the bugs, so they get on him and bite him."
• (Rory Culkin) "No, we can't do that."
• (Trevor Morgan) "Why not?"
• (Rory Culkin) "Well, what if a bear came along?"

• (Trevor Morgan) "You have to trust me on this one, Sam. I'm your big brother."
• (Rory Culkin) "But I don't trust you."

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