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What a Girl Wants (film) Quotes

What a Girl Wants (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . What a Girl Wants ended in 1970.

It features Denise Di Novi, Bill Gerber, and Hunt Lowry as producer, Rupert Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Andrew Dunn (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

What a Girl Wants (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of What a Girl Wants (film) is 105 minutes long. What a Girl Wants (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Oliver James as Ian, Amanda Bynes as Daphne Reynolds, Anna Chancellor as Glynnis Payne, Christina Cole as Clarissa, Colin Firth as Henry Dashwood, Eileen Atkins as Jocelyn Dashwood, Cassie Powney as Peach Orwood, Stephanie Lane as Fiona, Oliver James as Jane, Ben Scholfield as Armistead Stuart, and Jonathan Pryce as Alistair Payne.

What a Girl Wants (film) Quotes

Christina Cole as Clarissa

  • (Christina Cole) "I can't believe that little impostor is going to ruin my summer."
  • (Stephanie Lane) "She may be a lot of things, but I can't believe impostor is one of them. Technically, she's 39th in line to the throne."
  • (Christina Cole) "Really, Fiona. 38 people would have to die for her to be queen."
  • (Oliver James) "Well, it's far less than the 72 you'd need."
  • (Christina Cole) "Hmph."
  • (Christina Cole) "I will, absolutely,"
  • (Christina Cole) "not."
  • (Christina Cole) "Seems you had a better time in Morocco than you let on."
  • (Christina Cole) "You'd think they'd choose debs who actually had ankles. Those look like baked hams."
  • (Christina Cole) "Oh, very you, lovely. So Henry asked us to give you a few pointers, didn't he? Well, pointer number 1: go home. Mother and I belong here and it's quite clear you just don't fit in. And pointer number 2: while you're packing, keep your grimy little Yankee paws off Armistead Stuart, he's mine."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansion, I've got a five floor walkup. You're a snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would you ever think for one second that I'd ever have the same taste in guys? So here's a little pointer for you. Get over yourself and stop trying to be my daddy's little girl because I'm not going anywhere."
  • (Christina Cole) "That girl is totally barbaric."
  • (Christina Cole) "Did you see that?"
  • (Anna Chancellor) "What?"
  • (Christina Cole) "An impossibly large bird falling off that wall."
  • (Anna Chancellor) "Are you hallucinating?"

Cassie Powney as Peach Orwood

  • (Cassie Powney) "I'm Peach, she's Pear. You see, our mother was slightly obsessed with fruits. We have a sister named Parsnip -- she doesn't get out much."

Anna Chancellor as Glynnis Payne

  • (Anna Chancellor) "Darling, we have to get Lubby here an escort."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "It's Libby, and why doesn't he just ask her himself?"
  • (Anna Chancellor) "Darling, darling, all I'm saying is before we let this hypothetical daughter blow your political career out of the water, we might at least consider doing some checking up on her."
  • (Colin Firth) "Now, checking up for what?"
  • (Anna Chancellor) "I don't know -- criminal record, blood type, triple sixes on her skull."
  • (Colin Firth) "Glynnis, she has a birth certificate, she has my photograph and she has my eyes."
  • (Anna Chancellor) "These eggs are positively glacial. When I run this house, senile servants will be the first thing to go."
  • (Christina Cole) "You'd have to get around the old bat somehow. She'd never allow it."
  • (Eileen Atkins) "Anyone seen my pruning shears? The old bat seems to have forgotten where she put them."
  • (Anna Chancellor) "I know my daddy was naughty, but what about me?"

Colin Firth as Henry Dashwood

  • (Colin Firth) "So are you and Daphne --"
  • (Oliver James) "Yeah, we're eloping. I know it's rather sudden but after last night, there was no going back."
  • (Colin Firth) "You are joking aren't you?"
  • (Oliver James) "Yes, of course."
  • (Colin Firth) "I'm not explaining this very well, am I?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "No, not really. But I'm having fun watching you try."
  • (Colin Firth) "Remember when I told you how groovy I used to be?"
  • (Colin Firth) "I think I owe you a rather large apology."
  • (Libby Reynolds) "Do you think I've waited 17 years for an apology?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Alistair, you've lied to me, I know you lied to Libby, so you'll forgive me if I don't give a flying fart in space what you think."
  • (Colin Firth) "Sorry, did you just say you've known about this your whole life?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Yeah?"
  • (Eileen Atkins) "Good. Well, now we've got that settled -- How about some tea and a nice piece of fruitcake?"
  • (Colin Firth) "But your mother didn't feel I deserved the same consideration?"
  • (Eileen Atkins) "No to the fruitcake, then."
  • (Colin Firth) "How could she keep something like this from me?"
  • (Anna Chancellor) "Excuse me, but what happened to the mistake theory we were operating on a moment ago?"
  • (Eileen Atkins) "No, wait a minute, Ducky."
  • (Colin Firth) "I hope you find you sleeping arrangements conducive to --"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Henry, all it takes is sweet dreams."
  • (Colin Firth) "You like Co-co Puffs?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "It's chocolate. Need I say more?"

Amanda Bynes as Daphne Reynolds

  • (Amanda Bynes) "Every year I would wish if that I was good enough you would come and find me."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Hey. What are you doing here?"
  • (Oliver James) "You know, just another one of my glamourous jobs."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Oh."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Let's get the party started."
  • (Oliver James) "No."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Come on, why not?"
  • (Oliver James) "Well, first of all I could get fired; and second of all, I could get fired."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Oh come on."
  • (Oliver James) "No. No, no."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Wimp."
  • (Oliver James) "No. No."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "For me?"
  • (Oliver James) "Okay. Let's do it."
  • (Libby Reynolds) "I love you a million Swedish Fish."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "I love you a million red M&M;'s."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Are you actually wearing a bra?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "I had you down as an all bran man."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "My evil stepsister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "The truth is sometimes things aren't exactly what you always imagined -- they're even better."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "I better go. Everyone's just waiting for me to mess up again."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "It's bigger than our entire apartment and the Chinese restaurant downstairs and the dry cleaner down the street; it makes the White House look like a McDonalds."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "You know, I really wish you would pull your lip over you head and swallow it."

Eileen Atkins as Jocelyn Dashwood

  • (Eileen Atkins) "Everybody's rooting for you to fail. That's what makes it fun."

Oliver James as Ian

  • (Oliver James) "Looking for me?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "No, I was just looking for the loo."
  • (Oliver James) "Outside? On the terrace?"
  • (Oliver James) "Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?"
  • (Oliver James) "Looking for me?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Oh, no. I was just looking for the loo."
  • (Oliver James) "Outside? On the terrace?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Oh."

Jonathan Pryce as Alistair Payne

  • (Jonathan Pryce) "Oh, my giddy aunt."

Ben Scholfield as Armistead Stuart

  • (Ben Scholfield) "Women are just drawn to me. It's something I happen to be blessed with. An Indefinable quality that just relaxes them, fascinates them. You're feeling it now, aren't you, Dabney?"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "It's Daphne."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "And let me guess, you're feeling it in my backside?"

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