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Bring It On (film) Quotes

Bring It On (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Bring It On ended in 1970.

It features Marc Abraham; Thomas Bliss as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Shawn Maurer as head of cinematography.

Bring It On (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bring It On (film) is 99 minutes long. Bring It On (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Lindsay Sloane as Big Red, Kirsten Dunst as Torrance Shipman, Nicole Bilderback as Whitney, Clare Kramer as Courtney, Tsianina Joelson as Darcy, Bianca Kajlich as Carver, Rini Bell as Kasey, Huntley Ritter as Les, Ian Roberts as Sparky, Eliza Dushku as Missy, Jesse Bradford as Cliff, Nathan West as Jan, Natina Reed as Jenelope, Brandi Williams as Lafred, Gabrielle Union as Isis, Sherry Hursey as Christine Shipman, Richard Hillman as Aaron, Shamari Fears as Lava, Ryan Drummond as Theatre Boy, and Cody McMains as Justin Shipman.

Bring It On (film) Quotes

Ian Roberts as Sparky

  • (Ian Roberts) "I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today. Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass."
  • (Ian Roberts) "I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it."
  • (Ian Roberts) "You, you have weak ankles."
  • (Ian Roberts) "One of your calves is bigger than the other."
  • (Ian Roberts) "Too much makeup."
  • (Ian Roberts) "Not enough makeup."
  • (Ian Roberts) "What's with the skin? Say it with me; sunlight."
  • (Ian Roberts) "Male cheerleaders, enough said."
  • (Ian Roberts) "Smile."
  • (Ian Roberts) "Don't smile."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Jackass."
  • (Ian Roberts) "Good general tone and general musculature."
  • (Ian Roberts) "Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website."
  • (Ian Roberts) "And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody."

Kirsten Dunst as Torrance Shipman

  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You're a great cheerleader, Aaron, and you're cute as hell, but maybe you're just not "boyfriend" material."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Do you know what this means? My entire cheerleading career has been a lie."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Well, look on the bright side; It's only cheerleading."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I am only cheerleading."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "We need $2,000"
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "Do I have ATM tatooed on my forehead"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I was thinking d-a-d-d-y"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best. Missy's the poo,"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "so take a big whiff."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Ever been to a cheerleading competition?"
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Oh, you mean like a football game?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering."
  • (Jesse Bradford) "Wait a minute, people cheering -- cheerleaders?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the s***, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads."
  • (Sherry Hursey) "That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You're a great cheerleader, Aaron, it's just that -- maybe you're not exactly "boyfriend material". Buh-bye."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "He's your brother, you don't see him the way I do."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "And that's a good thing because that would be a crime."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Toros. / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Hey --"
  • (Huntley Ritter) "That's all right. That's OK. / You're gonna pump our gas someday. / That's all right. That's OK. / You're gonna pump our gas someday."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I'm the captain. I'm pulling rank, and you can fall in line, or not. If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you."
  • (Clare Kramer) "You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Get out of here."
  • (Cody McMains) "Hey, this is the living room, it's public domain."
  • (Cody McMains) "I'll take out famous losers for $200, Alex."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Shut up, moron."
  • (Cody McMains) "It's not my fault you're in love with a big gay cheerleader who won't return your phone calls."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Aaron isn't gay."
  • (Cody McMains) "Oh, so someone just made him become a cheerleader?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "He's just busy."
  • (Cody McMains) "Yeah, busy scamming on guys."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Give me that."
  • (Cody McMains) "Bitch."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "We should get Big Red a gift. Or at least someone should say something."
  • (Clare Kramer) "Pass."
  • (Nicole Bilderback) "Good riddance. I don't believe in osmosis."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I'm not brown-nosing. She's the departing captain; she did a lot for this squad."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh, come on, both of you sucked before she whipped you into shape."
  • (Clare Kramer) "Oh, whipped? Is that what that was?"
  • (Nicole Bilderback) "No one will miss Big Red, Torr. She puts the 'itch' in bitch."
  • (Clare Kramer) "She puts the 'whore' in horrifying."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You know, it's her last practice; how would you feel?"
  • (Clare Kramer) "Big Red has no feelings."
  • (Nicole Bilderback) "Just testicles."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Missy is bank."
  • (Clare Kramer) "Uh, bankrupt."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Get lost, freak -- or I'll tell all your friends that you were at a cheerleading competition."
  • (Cody McMains) "You wouldn't."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh -- I would."

Eliza Dushku as Missy

  • (Eliza Dushku) "I don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Hey, perv."
  • (Jesse Bradford) "Gahhh."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here."
  • (Jesse Bradford) "What are you doing?"
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Making money from guys oogling my goodies."
  • (Jesse Bradford) "Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "All right, we'll just get it over with. Hey, Torrance, get over here."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "My brother wants to check out your rack."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Shut up. If you don't have it yet, you don't have it. Give it up already."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "You people are unbelievable. I mean, we're talking about cheating, here."
  • (Clare Kramer) "Sorry, new girl, but nobody hit your buzzer."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "See, I'm a hardcore gymnast. No way jumping up and down yelling "Go Team Go." is gonna satisfy me."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "We're gymnasts too, except no beams, no bars, no vault."

Tsianina Joelson as Darcy

  • (Tsianina Joelson) "Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes."
  • (Nathan West) "SATs are over, Darcy."
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "And you're still jealous of my score."
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "The words "big" and "britches" come to mind."
  • (Nicole Bilderback) "She's crazy. She'll kill us all."
  • (Clare Kramer) "Some of us haven't spent the whole summer working out. Right, Carver?"
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "Remember: They give extra points for alacrity and effulgence."
  • (Rini Bell) "Did we bring those?"
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud."

Clare Kramer as Courtney

  • (Clare Kramer) "Can she yell?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "We'll try an oldie."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Awesome, oh wow. Like, totally freak me out. I mean, right on. The Toros sure are number one."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "OK, so I've never cheered before. So what? How about something that actually requires neurons?"
  • (Clare Kramer) "Let's not put the "duh" in dumb."
  • (Clare Kramer) "I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a s***. We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?"
  • (Clare Kramer) "Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything."
  • (Nicole Bilderback) "He should use some of that money to buy her a clue."
  • (Clare Kramer) "Why does everyone have to go on a diet?"
  • (Ian Roberts) "Because. In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high."
  • (Clare Kramer) "Where the hell are my spanky pants?"
  • (Clare Kramer) "Tell me we're not actually continuing the masquerade and having try-outs. Let's cut the crap and pick somebody now. Whitney's little sister Jamie is really teeny. She'll be easy to toss, and she doesn't give lip."
  • (Nathan West) "Just tongue."
  • (Nicole Bilderback) "Kiss my ass, Jan."
  • (Nathan West) "I'd love to."

Rini Bell as Kasey

  • (Rini Bell) "Courtney'll get captain. The guys love touching her butt."
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "Yeah, she's got a lot to hang on to. What's the plural for 'butt'? On one person, I mean."
  • (Bianca Kajlich) "She puts the "ass" in "massive"."
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "You put the "lewd" in "deluded"."
  • (Rini Bell) "Except, it's gonna cost $2,000."
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "Do I have the letters 'A-T-M' tatooed on my forehead?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I was thinking more D-A-D-D-Y."

Nathan West as Jan

  • (Unnamed) "Jan's got spirit, yes he do."
  • (Unnamed) "Jan's got spirit, how bout you?"
  • (Nathan West) "Dude. You just lost."
  • (Toros Quarterback) "Jan's got spirit, yes he do."
  • (Toros Tight End) "Jan's got spirit, how 'bout you?"
  • (Nathan West) "Dude. You just lost."
  • (Nathan West) "They don't go, we win; once again, we're the best."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I define being the best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them. They have to go."
  • (Nathan West) "You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team."
  • (Huntley Ritter) "It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean."
  • (Nathan West) "Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?"

Jesse Bradford as Cliff

  • (Jesse Bradford) "So, second place -- how does it feel?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "It feels like first."

Huntley Ritter as Les

  • (Huntley Ritter) "You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground."
  • (Huntley Ritter) "Kasey did a massive e-mail last night, misspelled "leg"."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Shut up."
  • (Huntley Ritter) "Two G's."
  • (Huntley Ritter) "Pinch some panties, someone's slacking."
  • (Nathan West) "Do I look like a milkmaid 'cause somebody feels like a cow."

Richard Hillman as Aaron

  • (Richard Hillman) "Big Red's a bitch, we all know that. Even she knows that."
  • (Richard Hillman) "We'll be reunited at Cal State Dominguez Hills. I'll be the experienced sophomore, you'll be the hot new freshman. It'll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms."
  • (Richard Hillman) "I got the door, Torr. I got the door, Torr."
  • (Richard Hillman) "You're a great cheerleader, Tor, and you're cute as hell. Maybe you're just not "captain" material."

Gabrielle Union as Isis

  • (Gabrielle Union) ""Where we come from, 'cheer' is not a word we hear very often -- ""
  • (Shamari Fears) "They should call us 'inspiration leaders' instead."
  • (Natina Reed) "Ooh, that's deep -- I like that."
  • (Brandi Williams) "I don't know why we writin to some talk show host. It's like we begging for charity or somethin'."
  • (Gabrielle Union) "It's not charity. Pauletta Patton's from our neighborhood. She'll understand why we need the money."
  • (Brandi Williams) "Tell her we need to buy doughnuts. Her big butt'll understand that."
  • (Natina Reed) "A-ha. Stop being counterproductive, a-ight?"
  • (Brandi Williams) "Lava, please stop teaching her these big words before she choke on one."
  • (Natina Reed) "No, betta I choke you, LaFred."
  • (Gabrielle Union) "You wanna make it right? Then when you go to Nationals -- bring it. Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh, I'll bring it. Don't worry."
  • (Gabrielle Union) "I never do."
  • (Gabrielle Union) "Know what? She's right. See, then we'd be doing them a favor. Then they could feel good about sending raggedy Ann up here to jack us for our cheers."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "'Raggedy Ann'?"
  • (Gabrielle Union) "Ugly redhead with a video camera permanently attached to her hand. Y'all been coming up here for years trying to steal our routines."
  • (Brandi Williams) "And we just love seeing them on ESPN."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Gabrielle Union) "'Brr, it's cold in here, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere'? I know you don't think a white girl made that s*** up. Our free cheer service is over as of this moment."
  • (Natina Reed) "Over."
  • (Brandi Williams) "Finito."
  • (Gabrielle Union) "Every time we get some, here y'all come trying to steal it, putting some blonde hair on it and calling it something different. We've had the best squad around for years, but no one's been able to see what we can do. But you better believe, all that's gonna change this year. I'm captain, and I guarantee you we'll make it to Nationals. So just hand over the tape you made tonight, we'll call it even for now."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "We don't have any tape."
  • (Eliza Dushku) "Really. We just came to see the show."
  • (Natina Reed) "What? Come on, Isis. Let me do this."
  • (Gabrielle Union) "You know what? Let's go."
  • (Natina Reed) "Wait a minute. So that's it? We're just gonna let them go?"
  • (Gabrielle Union) "Yeah. Because unlike them, we have class."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I swear I had no idea."
  • (Gabrielle Union) "Well, now you do."
  • (Natina Reed) "Huh. You been touched by an angel, girl."

Ryan Drummond as Theatre Boy

  • (Ryan Drummond) "Give my regards to Broadway, remember me to Harold Square --"
  • (Clare Kramer) "Excuse me. What's -- with -- the song?"
  • (Ryan Drummond) "Isn't this the audition for Pippin?"
  • (Clare Kramer) "No."

Nicole Bilderback as Whitney

  • (Nicole Bilderback) "Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you."
  • (Clare Kramer) "You were having cheer-sex with him."

Natina Reed as Jenelope

  • (Natina Reed) "We need $2,000"
  • (Rini Bell) "Do I have ATM tatooed on my forehead"
  • (Gabrielle Union) "I was thinking d-a-d-d-y"
  • (Natina Reed) "Can we just beat these Buffys down so I can go home? I'm on curfew girl."

Lindsay Sloane as Big Red

  • (Lindsay Sloane) "You are all great athletes, thanks in large part -- to me."
  • (Lindsay Sloane) "I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate this school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call --"
  • (Lindsay Sloane) "Call me Big Red."
  • (Nicole Bilderback) "I'm W-W-Whitney."
  • (Clare Kramer) "C-C-C-C-Courtney."
  • (Tsianina Joelson) "Dude, it's Darcy."
  • (Bianca Kajlich) "I'm big bad Carver. Yeah."
  • (Rini Bell) "Just call me Kasey."
  • (Lindsay Sloane) "I'm -- still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl has to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance."
  • (Huntley Ritter) "Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so terrific, / We must be Toros."

Cody McMains as Justin Shipman

  • (Cody McMains) "Hey, I have to tell you something."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I'm on the phone creep."
  • (Cody McMains) "I realize that, and normally I'd be listening on the other line, but this is important."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Ok, what?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Ugh. Get Out."
  • (Cody McMains) "Thank you for listening."

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