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Deathtrap (film) Quotes

Deathtrap (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Deathtrap ended its run in 1970.

It features Burtt Harris as producer, Johnny Mandel in charge of musical score, and Andrzej Bartkowiak as head of cinematography.

Deathtrap (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Deathtrap (film) is 116 minutes long. Deathtrap (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Dyan Cannon as Myra Bruhl, Michael Caine as Sidney Bruhl, Irene Worth as Helga Ten Dorp, Christopher Reeve as Clifford Anderson, Joe Silver as Seymour Starger, and Henry Jones as Porter Milgrim.

Deathtrap (film) Quotes

Dyan Cannon as Myra Bruhl

  • (Dyan Cannon) "Well, have you thought about collaboration?"
  • (Michael Caine) "I don't want any help in killing Clifford Anderson. I want to strike the blow myself."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "But won't he have another copy lying around somewhere?"
  • (Michael Caine) "And notes and rough drafts and outlines. And on opening day of my triumph his gray-haired old mother will come running down the aisle --"
  • (Dyan Cannon) "Is it really that good?"
  • (Michael Caine) "I'll tell you how good it is. Even a gifted director couldn't hurt it."
  • (Michael Caine) "Every time I come into this bloody house, you scream."

Michael Caine as Sidney Bruhl

  • (Michael Caine) "Clifford, I hate to ask this, but could you give me your own special definition of success, being gangbanged in the shower in the state penitentiary?"
  • (Christopher Reeve) "Aw, geez, I knew you were going to have reservations about it."
  • (Michael Caine) "Reservations? I am standing here, petrified, stupefied, horrified. How's that for bloody reservations?"
  • (Christopher Reeve) "Come on, Sidney, listen. Look, there is no way -- there is no way for anybody to prove what did or did not cause Myra to have a heart attack."
  • (Michael Caine) "Why make it anywhere? Why make it?"
  • (Christopher Reeve) "Hahaha, because it's there, Sidney."
  • (Michael Caine) "That's mountains, not plays. Plays are not there until some asshole writes them."
  • (Michael Caine) "Do a quick wash-up, get into bed, stay there."
  • (Christopher Reeve) "I'll buy that."
  • (Michael Caine) "Oh, well. Nothing recedes like success."
  • (Michael Caine) "Darling, though I might be capable of killing Clifford Anderson, I am not up to the criminal behavior of a Broadway producer."
  • (Michael Caine) "This is Clifford Anderson, my secretary; my friend, Porter Milgrim."
  • (Christopher Reeve) "How do you do, sir?"
  • (Henry Jones) "How do you do."
  • (Christopher Reeve) "Nice to meet you."
  • (Michael Caine) "I would say "my attorney," but he'd bill me."
  • (Michael Caine) "I'll bury him in the yard. No, the vegetable patch. Easier digging."

Christopher Reeve as Clifford Anderson

  • (Christopher Reeve) "Nothing doing? Why don't you have Helga Ten Dorp over? I don't know, maybe talking with her might spark something."
  • (Michael Caine) "You do like to live dangerously, don't you?"
  • (Christopher Reeve) "Would you like me to explain?"
  • (Michael Caine) "What, that you're a lunatic with a death-wish?"
  • (Christopher Reeve) "Ha ha ha. I've got the same wish you have, Sidney; a success wish."
  • (Christopher Reeve) "Are you trying to say that you don't think that you can trust me?"
  • (Michael Caine) "How clearly you put it."
  • (Christopher Reeve) "It has to be a playwright who writes thrillers because, I don't know, Arthur Miller probably has old sample cases hanging on the wall."

Irene Worth as Helga Ten Dorp

  • (Irene Worth) "In this room, there's pain."

Joe Silver as Seymour Starger

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