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Dracula 2000 Quotes

Dracula 2000 is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Dracula 2000 stopped airing in 1970.

It features W.K. Border, and Joel Soisson as producer, Marco Beltrami in charge of musical score, and Peter Pau as head of cinematography.

Dracula 2000 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dracula 2000 is 99 minutes long. Dracula 2000 is distributed by Miramax.

The cast includes: Jonny Lee Miller as Simon Sheppard, Gerard Butler as Dracula, Omar Epps as Marcus, Christopher Plummer as Abraham Van Helsing, Justine Waddell as Mary, Jennifer Esposito as Solina, Shane West as J.T., Vitamin C as Lucy, Danny Masterson as Nightshade, and Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharp.

Dracula 2000 Quotes

Jennifer Esposito as Solina

  • (Jennifer Esposito) "You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "Simon --"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Better make it good."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "You and I, we could --"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "No."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "Go ahead. Cut me. Won't you have a lot to explain."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "You don't build this kind of security without a gold mine to hide."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "Oh, Mr. Van Helsing. Haven't you been selfish."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "Does English charm work on English women?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Why not, Solina? One reason."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "I don't date men that I work with."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "You know, it's a special thing to be chosen. Feels like being born."
  • (Detective Gautreaux) "Solina, Dr. Seward here tells me you believe yourself to be a vampire. Now how does one become a vampire, Solina?"
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "No, how does one become -- a lover?"
  • (Detective Gautreaux) "Well, I-I don't know."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "One is chosen."
  • (Detective Gautreaux) "You see that?"
  • (Dr. Seward) "See what?"
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "Would you like to be chosen, Mr. Detective? Are you waiting for a woman to choose you as a lover?"
  • (Detective Gautreaux) "You getting this on tape?"
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "Look at me when I'm talking to you."
  • (Detective Gautreaux) "Now, Solina, you -- you can't see me."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "Of course I can."
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "I can even see the outline of your cock through your pants. Don't pretend we're not interested. You know, it's a special thing to be chosen. Feels like --"
  • (Jennifer Esposito) "-- being born."

Jonny Lee Miller as Simon Sheppard

  • (Jonny Lee Miller) ""All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night.""
  • (Christopher Plummer) "No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time."
  • (Christopher Plummer) "Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal -- silver."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "What just happened in there?"
  • (Christopher Plummer) "I told you to kill her. They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?"
  • (Christopher Plummer) "I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Who?"
  • (Christopher Plummer) "Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "This is the f***ing Twilight Zone."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "NEVER -- ever f*** with an antiques dealer."

Gerard Butler as Dracula

  • (Gerard Butler) "I don't drink -- coffee."
  • (Gerard Butler) "You knew all this would come to pass."
  • (Gerard Butler) "You haven't been feeding her."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Dignity, doctor."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Everything I am is yours."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Mary. Mary."
  • (Gerard Butler) "And all you are is mine."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Let me show you what I have shown no other."
  • (Gerard Butler) "You made the world in your image. Now I make it in mine."
  • (Gerard Butler) "You cannot imagine what I've had to endure. I have borne the very wrath of God, chosen to suffer like no man before."
  • (Gerard Butler) "We're all so much more complicated than our names."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Mary, you're afraid. Don't be."
  • (Gerard Butler) "It was my last sunset on this earth that made me who I am."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Blood has always been the coin of our realm."

Shane West as J.T.

  • (Shane West) "Don't kill me."
  • (Gerard Butler) "There are worst things than death."

Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharp

  • (Jeri Ryan) "I don't want to die."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Then you never will."
  • (Jeri Ryan) "You gettin' the crash? You gettin' the sunset? You gettin' the tits?"
  • (Shane West) "Yeah, well, it's the talent that matters, Val."
  • (Jeri Ryan) "And don't you forget it."

Justine Waddell as Mary

  • (Justine Waddell) "He still loves you."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Does he? Just as he still loves you? Then go back to him and see if he'll still have you."
  • (Justine Waddell) "Wake up -- wake up -- it's the dream -- you know it's the dream. Wake up."
  • (Justine Waddell) "I've had these dreams my whole life. Trapped in darkness with this man. I used to think they were just -- nightmares."
  • (Justine Waddell) "I am Mary Van Helsing. I am my father's daughter. And nothing can ever take that away."

Omar Epps as Marcus

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Christopher Plummer as Abraham Van Helsing

  • (Christopher Plummer) "He is, quite simply, beyond the reach of death."
  • (Christopher Plummer) "If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "The undead -- UNDEAD."

Vitamin C as Lucy

  • (Vitamin C) "You had him every night in your dreams and you never even shared."
  • (Vitamin C) "I was named after the "Peanuts" character."
  • (Vitamin C) "It is better than chocolate."

Danny Masterson as Nightshade

  • (Danny Masterson) "I said I was sorry --"

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