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Gnomes (South Park) Quotes

Gnomes (South Park) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Gnomes completed its run in 1970.

Gnomes (South Park) Quotes

  • (Mrs. Tweek) "Oh hello, son. How was your day?"
  • (Tweek) "DAAAAGH."
  • (Mrs. Tweek) "That's good."
  • (Stan Marsh) "You shouldn't give your son so much coffee, it's really messing him up."
  • (Mrs. Tweek) "What do you mean?"
  • (Stan Marsh) "Well, look at him. He's all shaky and nervous."
  • (Mrs. Tweek) "Oh, that's just because he has ADD."
  • (Tweek) "Soon they'll want my blood."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Well, I'll be God-damned --"
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Oh, God."
  • (Underpants Gnome) "got squashed like a bug."
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Phase 1: Collect underpants, Phase 2: -- , Phase 3: Profit"
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Stage 3 is Profit."
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Shh. Don't scare him."
  • (Stan Marsh) "Hey, there -- little guy."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Bad."
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Cartman."
  • (Eric Cartman) "What?"
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?"
  • (Eric Cartman) "Well look at him -- he's all -- well -- you know -- look at him."
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Is that all you got, p*****?"
  • (Eric Cartman) "What?"
  • (Stan Marsh) "Hey. He talked."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Yeah. He just called me a p*****. I'm not a p*****. You're a p*****."
  • (Underpants Gnome) "You're a p*****, p*****."
  • (Eric Cartman) "AY."
  • (Stan Marsh) "Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?"
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Yeah, look what you're doing to this poor kid."
  • (Stan Marsh) "AUGH."
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Stealing underpants BIG BUISNESS."
  • (Stan Marsh) "Buisness? Wait. Do you know anything about buisness?"
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Sure. That's what gnomes do."
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Show us."
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Okay. Follow Me."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Little p***** Gnome. Don't call me a p*****. p***** Gnome."
  • (Tweek) "We're all going broke. We'll starve and die. Like dogs."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Tweek, calm down. If your family gets poor, you just go on welfare. Look at Kenny's family; they're prefectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny?"
  • (Kenny McCormick) "f*** you."
  • (Eric Cartman) "You suck, Kenny"
  • (Underpants Gnome) "Time to go to work. Work all night. Look for underpants, hey. We won't stop until we have underpants. Yummy-tum, yummy-tum hey."

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