Groundhog Day (film) Quotes

Groundhog Day (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Groundhog Day ended in 1970.

It features Trevor Albert, and Harold Ramis as producer, George Fenton in charge of musical score, and John Bailey (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Groundhog Day (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Groundhog Day (film) is 101 minutes long. Groundhog Day (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Bill Murray as Phil, Angela Paton as Mrs. Lancaster, Rick Overton as Ralph, Richard Henzel as D.J. #1, Richard Henzel as D.J. #2, Stephen Tobolowsky as Ned, Andie MacDowell as Rita, Bill Murray as Phil Connors, Rick Ducommun as Gus, Chris Elliott as Larry, David Pasquesi as Psychiatrist, Marita Geraghty as Nancy, and Brian Doyle-Murray as Buster Green.

Groundhog Day (film) Quotes

Bill Murray as Phil

• (Bill Murray) "Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "I don't know. Can you?"

• (Bill Murray) "Do you know what today is?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "No, what?"
• (Bill Murray) "Today is tomorrow. It happened."

• (Bill Murray) "It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track.""
• (Rick Ducommun) "Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with."

• (Unnamed) "Sometimes, people just die."
• (Bill Murray) "Not today."

• (Bill Murray) "What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"
• (Rick Overton) "That about sums it up for me."

• (Bill Murray) "Commander, what's going on?"
• (Groundhog Official) "There's nothing going on. We're closing the road. Big blizzard moving in."
• (Bill Murray) "What blizzard? It's a couple flakes."
• (Groundhog Official) "Don't you listen to the weather? We got a major storm here."
• (Bill Murray) "I make the weather. All this moisture coming up out of the Gulf will push off to the east and hit Altoona."
• (Groundhog Official) "Pal, you got that moisture on your head. You can go back to Punxsutawney or you can freeze to death. It's your choice. What's it gonna be?"
• (Bill Murray) "I'm thinking --"

• (Bill Murray) "Ned Ryerson?"
• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "BING."

• (Bill Murray) "Well maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything."

• (Bill Murray) "I'm not going to live by their rules anymore."

• (Bill Murray) "Could I have one more of these with some booze in it please?"

• (Bill Murray) "I don't suppose there's any chance of a espresso or cappuccino?"
• (Angela Paton) "Oh, I don't know --"
• (Bill Murray) "-- how to /spell/ espresso or cappuccino."

• (Bill Murray) "Who wants coffee? Get it while it's hot."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Oh. Thanks, Phil."
• (Bill Murray) "Larry? Skim milk, two sugar."
• (Chris Elliott) "Yeah. Thanks, Phil."
• (Bill Murray) "Pastry?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "No. We're just setting up."
• (Bill Murray) "Pastry, Larry? Take your pick."
• (Chris Elliott) "Well, thanks, Phil. Raspberry, great."
• (Bill Murray) "Say, I was just talking with Buster Green, he's the head groundhog honcho. And he said, if we set up over here"
• (Bill Murray) ", we might get a better shot. What do you think?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "Sounds good."
• (Bill Murray) "Larry, what do you think?"
• (Chris Elliott) "Yeah. Let's go for it."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Good work, Phil."
• (Bill Murray) "Maybe we'll get lucky. Let me give you a hand with the heavy stuff."
• (Chris Elliott) "Uh --"
• (Bill Murray) "No, no, you got your coffee."
• (Bill Murray) "We never talk, Larry. Do you have kids?"

• (Bill Murray) "I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."
• (Bill Murray) "That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over, and over --"

• (Bill Murray) "To the groundhog."
• (Andie MacDowell) "I always drink to world peace."

• (Bill Murray) "You know, people like blood sausage, too. People are morons."

• (Bill Murray) "Uh, Mrs. Lancaster, uh, was anybody looking for me here this morning? Perhaps a state official? Maybe a blue hat, gun, nightstick?"
• (Angela Paton) "Oh, no, no one like that. Will there be?"
• (Bill Murray) "Apparently not."

• (Piano Teacher) "Not bad -- Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?"
• (Bill Murray) "Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so --"

• (Bill Murray) "What the hell?"

• (Bill Murray) "Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you have some kind of a line that you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency."

• (Bill Murray) "You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?"
• (Rick Overton) "I think -- both."

• (Bill Murray) "Something is -- different."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Good or bad?"
• (Bill Murray) "Anything different is good."

• (Bill Murray) "Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?"
• (Angela Paton) "I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen."

• (Bill Murray) "This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

• (Bill Murray) "Nancy: she works in the dress shop and makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets real excited."
• (Marita Geraghty) "Hey."
• (Bill Murray) "It's true."

• (Bill Murray) "It's so beautiful --. Let's live here."
• (Bill Murray) "We'll rent, to start."

• (Bill Murray) "Can I have another one of these with some booze in it?"

• (Bill Murray) "Wow. Looking foxy tonight man. Hey, is your troop gonna be selling cookies again this year?"
• (Chris Elliott) "Oh that's so funny Phil."

• (Bill Murray) "When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter."

• (Bill Murray) "Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and one large coke."
• (Rick Overton) "And some flapjacks."
• (Bill Murray) "Too early for flapjacks?"

• (Bill Murray) "This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you."

• (Bill Murray) "I'm reliving the same day over and over."

• (Bill Murray) "Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you -- but I'm not going to."

• (Bill Murray) "A gust of wind."
• (Bill Murray) "A dog barks."
• (Bill Murray) "Cue the truck."
• (Bill Murray) "Exit Herman; walk out into the bank."
• (Bill Murray) "Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face."
• (Bill Murray) "All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey -- That's better."
• (Bill Murray) "Felix."
• (Bill Murray) "How ya doin' Doris?"
• (Bill Murray) "Can I have a roll of quarters?"
• (Bill Murray) "10, 9, 8, car --"
• (Bill Murray) "-- 6, 5, quarters --"
• (Bill Murray) "-- 3, 2 --"
• (Herman) "Felix, did I bring out two bags or one?"
• (Felix) "I dunno."

• (Bill Murray) "Why are you here?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "You said stay so I stayed."
• (Bill Murray) "I can't even make a collie stay."

• (Bill Murray) "Excuse me, where is everybody going?"
• (Fan on Street) "To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day."
• (Bill Murray) "It's still just once a year, isn't it?"

• (Man in Hallway) "Morning. Off to see the groundhog?"
• (Bill Murray) "Yeah."
• (Man in Hallway) "Think it'll be an early spring?"
• (Bill Murray) "Didn't we do this yesterday?"
• (Man in Hallway) "I don't know what you mean."
• (Bill Murray) "Don't mess with me, pork chop. What day is this?"
• (Man in Hallway) "It's February 2nd. Groundhog Day."
• (Bill Murray) "Yeah. I'm sorry. You know, I thought it was yesterday."
• (Man in Hallway) "Oh."

• (Bill Murray) "So what do you want out of life anyway?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "I guess I want what everybody wants. You know, career, love, marriage, children."
• (Bill Murray) "Are you seeing anyone?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "I think this is getting too personal. I don't think I'm ready to share this with you."
• (Andie MacDowell) "How about you? What do you want?"
• (Bill Murray) "What I really want is someone like you."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Oh, please."
• (Bill Murray) "Well, why not? What are you looking for? Who is your perfect guy?"
• (Bill Murray) "Well, first of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect."
• (Bill Murray) "That's me."
• (Andie MacDowell) "He's intelligent, supportive, funny --"
• (Bill Murray) "Intelligent, supportive, funny -- me, me, me --"
• (Andie MacDowell) "He's romantic and courageous --"
• (Bill Murray) "Me also --"
• (Andie MacDowell) "He's got a good body, but he doesn't have to look in the mirror every two minutes."
• (Bill Murray) "I have a great body, and sometimes I go months without looking."
• (Andie MacDowell) "He's kind and sensitive and gentle, he's not afraid to cry in front of me --"
• (Bill Murray) "This is a man we're talking about, right?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "He likes animals and children and he'll change poopy diapers --"
• (Bill Murray) "Does he have to use the word poopy?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "Oh, and he plays an instrument, and he loves his mother."
• (Bill Murray) "I am really close on this one -- really, really close."

• (Unnamed) "Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back. He can even help around the house again."
• (Bill Murray) "I'm sorry to hear that, Felix."

• (Bill Murray) "You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

• (Bill Murray) "Well, it's Groundhog Day -- again --"

• (Bill Murray) "Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."

• (Bill Murray) "I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Oh, really?"
• (Bill Murray) "-- and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender -- I am an immortal."

• (Bill Murray) "Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?" And I said to him, "Prob'ly right here; Elko, Nevada, our nation's high at 79 today." Out in California, they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some very overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see, they're gonna have some very, very tall trees."

• (Bill Murray) "I am not making it up. I am asking you for help."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Okay, what do you want me to do?"
• (Bill Murray) "I don't know. You're a producer. Come up with something."

• (Bill Murray) "Hey commander, what's going on?"
• (State Trooper) "There's nothing going on. We're closing the road. Big blizzard moving in."
• (Bill Murray) "What blizzard? It's a couple of flakes."
• (State Trooper) "Don't you listen to the weather? We got a major storm here."
• (Bill Murray) "I make the weather. All of this moisture coming up out of the Gulf is gonna push off to the east and hit Altoona."
• (State Trooper) "Pal, you got that moisture on your head. Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It's your choice. So what's it gonna be?"
• (Bill Murray) "I'm thinking --"

• (Bill Murray) "We could do whatever we want."

• (Man in Hallway) "Think it'll be an early spring?"
• (Bill Murray) "Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream -- of spring. Ciao."
• (Man in Hallway) "Ciao."

• (Bill Murray) "Yo, mom. Isn't there any hot water?"
• (Angela Paton) "Oh, no. There wouldn't be today."
• (Bill Murray) "Of course not. Silly me."

• (Bill Murray) "For your information, Hairdo, there is a major network interested in me."
• (Chris Elliott) "Yeah, that would be the Home Shopping Network."

• (Bill Murray) "Can you keep a secret Larry? I'm probably leaving PBH. So this will be the last time we do the Groundhog festival together."
• (Chris Elliott) "I don't understand what's so wrong with the Groundhog festival. You know when I was in San Diego, I had to cover the swallows returning to Capistrano six years in a row."
• (Bill Murray) "Someday someone's gonna' see me interviewing a groundhog and think I don't have a future."

• (Bill Murray) "I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you -- something happened to me. I never told you but -- I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Did you say something?"
• (Bill Murray) "Good night."

• (Bill Murray) "So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "You're incredible."
• (Bill Murray) "Who told you?"

• (Bill Murray) "Morons, your bus is leaving."

• (Bill Murray) "I'm betting he's going to swerve first."

• (Bill Murray) "Ah, nuts."

• (Bill Murray) "Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?"
• (Andie MacDowell) "You never talk about work."

• (Bill Murray) "I killed myself so many times I don't even exist anymore."

• (Bill Murray) "Is there anything I can do for you -- today?"

Andie MacDowell as Rita

• (Andie MacDowell) "Where were you?"
• (Bill Murray) "It was awful. A giant leech got me."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?"
• (Bill Murray) "No thank you. I've seen Larry eat."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Phil, going to the Groundhog dinner?"
• (Bill Murray) "No, I had groundhog for lunch. Tastes like chicken."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Three hundred and thirty-nine dollars and eighty-eight cents."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Don't you worry about cholesterol?"
• (Bill Murray) "I don't worry about anything."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Believe it or not, I studied nineteenth-century French poetry."
• (Bill Murray) "La fille que j'aimera Sera comme bon vin Qui se bonifiera Un peux chaques matin"
• (Andie MacDowell) "You speak French?"
• (Bill Murray) "Oui."

• (Andie MacDowell) "The wretch, concentred all in self, living, shall forfeit fair renown, and doubly dying, shall go down, to the vile dust from whence he sprung; unwept, unhonored, and unsung. Sir Walter Scott."
• (Bill Murray) "Ha, ha, ha."
• (Andie MacDowell) "What, you don't like poetry?"
• (Bill Murray) "I love poetry. I just thought that was Willard Scott."

• (Andie MacDowell) "What did you do today?"
• (Bill Murray) "Oh, same-old same-old."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep."
• (Bill Murray) "It was the end of a VERY long day."

• (Andie MacDowell) "What are you looking for Phil? A date for the weekend?"

• (Andie MacDowell) "Do you every have déjà vu?"
• (Bill Murray) "Didn't you just ask me that?"

• (Andie MacDowell) "I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way."
• (Bill Murray) "My years are not advancing as fast as you might think."

• (Andie MacDowell) "You're missin' all the fun. These people are great. Some of them have been partyin' all night long. They sing songs 'till they get too cold and then they go sit by the fire and they get warm, and then they come back and sing some more."
• (Bill Murray) "Yeah, they're hicks, Rita."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Why would anybody steal a groundhog?"
• (Chris Elliott) "I can probably think of a couple of reasons -- pervert."

• (Andie MacDowell) "What should we drink to?"
• (Bill Murray) "I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace."

• (Andie MacDowell) "It's beautiful. I don't know what to say."
• (Bill Murray) "I do. Whatever happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now -- because I love you."

• (Andie MacDowell) "What about me, Phil? Do you know me too?"
• (Bill Murray) "I know all about you. You like producing, but you hope for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh."
• (Andie MacDowell) "Well, everyone knows that."
• (Bill Murray) "You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel."
• (Andie MacDowell) "How are you doing this?"
• (Bill Murray) "I told you. I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd, and there's nothing I can do about it."

• (Andie MacDowell) "It's groundhog time."

• (Andie MacDowell) "You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is twelve years of Catholic school talking."

• (Andie MacDowell) "Are you drunk or something?"
• (Bill Murray) "Drunk is more fun."

• (Andie MacDowell) "This day was perfect. You couldn't have planned a day like this."
• (Bill Murray) "Well, you can. It just takes an awful lot of work."

Stephen Tobolowsky as Ned

• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Phil?"
• (Bill Murray) "Ned?"

• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "So what are you doing for dinner?"
• (Bill Murray) "Umm -- something else."

• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you could always use a little more, right? I mean, who couldn't? But you wanna know something? I got the feeling --"
• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "-- you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right? Or am I right? Am I right?"

• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil. Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you."
• (Bill Murray) "Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching."
• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Hey, hey. Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you."
• (Bill Murray) "Not a chance."
• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Ned -- Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"
• (Bill Murray) "Ned Ryerson?"
• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Bing."
• (Bill Murray) "Bing."

• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "I got friends who live and die by the actuarial tables."

Rick Ducommun as Gus

• (Rick Ducommun) "Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?"
• (Bill Murray) "Yeah, like the groundhog Phil."
• (Rick Ducommun) "Look out for your shadow there, buddy."
• (Bill Murray) "Morons, your bus is leaving."

• (Rick Ducommun) "Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive."

Richard Henzel as D.J. #2

• (Richard Henzel) "Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today."
• (Richard Henzel) "It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?"
• (Richard Henzel) "Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing."
• (Richard Henzel) "That blizzard; thing. That blizzard; thing. Oh, well, here's the report. The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing.""
• (Richard Henzel) "Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting."
• (Richard Henzel) "Especially cold."
• (Richard Henzel) "Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips --"
• (Richard Henzel) "On their chapped lips --"
• (Richard Henzel) "On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?"
• (Richard Henzel) "Punxsutawney Phil."
• (Richard Henzel) "That's right, woodchuck-chuckers; it's --"
• (Richard Henzel) "GROUNDHOG DAY."

Brian Doyle-Murray as Buster Green

• (Brian Doyle-Murray) "If you gotta shoot, aim high. I don't wanna hit the groundhog."

Chris Elliott as Larry

• (Chris Elliott) "He's out of his gourd."

• (Chris Elliott) "He -- might be okay."
• (Chris Elliott) "Well, no. Probably not now."

• (Chris Elliott) "Did he actually call himself "the talent"?"

• (Chris Elliott) "Prima Donnas."

Angela Paton as Mrs. Lancaster

• (Angela Paton) "Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?"
• (Bill Murray) "Change of departure today: -- Eighty percent? -- seventy-five/eighty?"

• (Angela Paton) "Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?"
• (Bill Murray) "I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster."

• (Angela Paton) "Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?"
• (Bill Murray) "Chance of departure today: one hundred percent."

David Pasquesi as Psychiatrist

• (David Pasquesi) "That's an unusual problem, Mr. Connors. Uh, Most of my work is with couples, families. I have an alcoholic now."
• (Bill Murray) "Well you went to college, right? I mean, it wasn't veterinary psychology, was it? Didn't you take some kind of course that covered this stuff?"
• (David Pasquesi) "Yeah, sort of, I guess. Uh, abnormal psychology."
• (Bill Murray) "So, what do I do?"
• (David Pasquesi) "I think we should meet again. How's tomorrow for you?"
• (David Pasquesi) "Is that not good?"

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