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Last Laugh (M*A*S*H) Quotes

Last Laugh (M*A*S*H) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Last Laugh ended its run in 1970.

Last Laugh (M*A*S*H) Quotes

  • (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce) "He never left camp. We had a company sock wash."
  • (General Fox) "Colonel, were you a part of this company sock wash?"
  • (Col. Sherman T. Potter) "No. That was, uh, for the younger crowd."
  • (Father Francis Mulcahy) "Anything I can do?"
  • (Col. Sherman T. Potter) "Pray."
  • (Father Francis Mulcahy) "Oh. That's all I ever get to do."
  • (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce) "She's no fun when Donald's relaxed."
  • (Capt. B.J. Hunnicut) "C'mon, this is ridiculous. The army has all my credentials. Acme Medical School. Residency at Joe's Hospital and Auto Supply. And there's my practice at Schultz's mortuary."
  • (Col. Sherman T. Potter) "Did I fall down?"
  • (Capt. B.J. Hunnicut) "Nope."
  • (Col. Sherman T. Potter) "I didn't think so."
  • (Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly) "Sir, can I eat? It's meatloaf."
  • (Col. Sherman T. Potter) "Enjoy the mystery."
  • (Capt. B.J. Hunnicut) "General, I have not seen this hat, as long as my head has lived."
  • (General Fox) "Put it on."
  • (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce) "That's his hat all right."
  • (Capt. B.J. Hunnicut) "He'll be walking back here in about 20 minutes."
  • (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce) "Walking back?"
  • (Capt. B.J. Hunnicut) "The only thing gassed up in that Jeep was us."

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