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I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998 film) Quotes

I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . I'll Be Home for Christmas stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robin French, Justis Greene, David Hoberman, and Tracey Trench as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Hiro Narita as head of cinematography.

I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998 film) is 86 minutes long. I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Andrew Lauer as Nolan, Lauren Maltby as Tracey Wilkinson, Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Jake Wilkinson, Jessica Biel as Allie, Adam LaVorgna as Eddie, and Sean O'Bryan as Officer Max.

I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998 film) Quotes

Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Jake Wilkinson

  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "Say something romantic."
  • (Sean O'Bryan) "Huh."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "say something apologetic."
  • (Sean O'Bryan) "Huh."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "Ow. You glued it on, didn't you, you jerks."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "The hat too?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE."
  • (Jake's Dad) "Well, son, she's yours."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "But, Dad, I didn't make make it home on time."
  • (Jake's Dad) "Don't be silly. You were just a few seconds late. Here."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "No, a deal's a deal. Besides, she isn't ready yet."
  • (Jake's Dad) "What do you mean?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "Well, we're not really finished fixing her up yet, are we? I mean, I'm sure it's going to take a bunch more Christmases together to get all the work done. Don't you think?"
  • (Jake's Dad) "Yeah. Thirty or forty at least."
  • (Mayor Wilson) "Hey, when did Santa start using the mail box?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "Oh, didn't you hear about the new work exchange program? The postman should be coming down your chimney a little later."

Andrew Lauer as Nolan

  • (Andrew Lauer) "I'm an elf."
  • (Andrew Lauer) "Oh, man, I went and killed Santa."

Adam LaVorgna as Eddie

  • (Adam LaVorgna) "Hey jingle balls. Move your candycanes."
  • (Adam LaVorgna) "Whoa. You're not so cute in the morning. I'm kind of glad nothing happened."
  • (Adam LaVorgna) "Ow. You just slugged me."
  • (Jessica Biel) "As per our agreement."

Lauren Maltby as Tracey Wilkinson

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Sean O'Bryan as Officer Max

  • (Sean O'Bryan) "So, how'd it go?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "You know what a swirlie is?"
  • (Sean O'Bryan) "You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "Yeah, it was basically like that."
  • (Sean O'Bryan) "Ah, man."

Jessica Biel as Allie

  • (Jessica Biel) "Well, look at that. The clock man is sexually harassing the clock lady. How typical."
  • (Adam LaVorgna) "Uh, don't witness it. You might have to testify."
  • (Jessica Biel) "Wow, Eddie. That was actually clever."
  • (Jessica Biel) "You know what I've always wondered?"
  • (Adam LaVorgna) "What?"
  • (Jessica Biel) "Out of all the planets in the universe, how is it that this is the only one that's spawned intelligent life?"
  • (Adam LaVorgna) "Yeah. You know what I always wonder about?"
  • (Jessica Biel) "What's that?"
  • (Adam LaVorgna) "How come more breakfast joints don't serve your food right in the skillet like Denny's? I mean, think about it. They give you your meat, your eggs, your spuds right in the pan. Man, that rocks. Or like when a homeless guy comes up to you and he says he's the Messiah. And then he asks you for money, and you just want to walk away, but then you think to yourself, 'what happens if he IS the Messiah, and I'm just blowing the dude off?' Think about it."
  • (Jessica Biel) "I take back what I said about intelligent life on Earth."
  • (Jessica Biel) "First the ground rules. If you say too many stupid things, I'll have to slug you. If you say anything nasty about Jake, I'll have to slug you. If you try to feel me up, I'll have to slug you. If you make me listen to any sexist, racist, or homophobic jokes, I'm gonna have to slug you. And finally, I might just have to slug you from time to time to simply because I find the prospect of driving across the country with you incredibly stressful."
  • (Adam LaVorgna) "Alright. Sounds like a party to me."

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