Licence to Kill Quotes

Licence to Kill is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Licence to Kill ended its run in 1970.

It features Albert R. Broccoli; Michael G. Wilson as producer, Michael Kamen in charge of musical score, and Alec Mills as head of cinematography.

Licence to Kill is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Licence to Kill is 133 minutes long. Licence to Kill is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (US).

The cast includes: Desmond Llewelyn as James Bond, Robert Brown as M, Desmond Llewelyn as Q, Carey Lowell as Pam Bouvier, Talisa Soto as Lupe Lamora, Everett McGill as Ed Killifer, Frank McRae as Sharkey, Benicio del Toro as Dario, Pedro Armendáriz Jr. as Perez, Anthony Starke as Truman-Lodge, Anthony Zerbe as Milton Krest, Don Stroud as Heller, Pedro Armendáriz Jr. as President Hector Lopez, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Kwang, Wayne Newton as Professor Joe Butcher, David Hedison as Felix Leiter, Grand L. Bush as Hawkins, Christopher Neame as Fallon, and David Hedison as Della Leiter.

Licence to Kill Quotes

Desmond Llewelyn as James Bond

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Miss Kennedy would you get me a medium-dry Vodka Martini --"
• (Carey Lowell) "Why don't you ask --"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Shaken, not stirred."

• (Franz Sanchez) "You could have had everything."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Don't you want to know why?"

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "You'd better find yourself a new lover."
• (Talisa Soto) "Don't you men know any other way?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "It's Sanchez's way. You seem to like it."

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Pam, this is Q, my "uncle". Uncle, this is "Miss Kennedy," my "cousin.""
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Ah. We must be related."

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Watch the birdy, you bastard."

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Bond, James Bond"

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Good night, Q."
• (Carey Lowell) "Sweet dreams, Mr. Bond."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "I hope you don't snore, Q."

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "In my business you prepare for the unexpected."
• (Franz Sanchez) "And what business is that?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "I help people with problems."
• (Franz Sanchez) "Problem solver."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "More of a problem eliminator."

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Compliments of Sharkey."

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "This is no place for you, Q. Go home."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Oh, don't be an idiot, 007. I know exactly what you're up to, and quite frankly, you're going to need my help. Remember, if it hadn't been for Q Branch, you'd have been dead long ago."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Everything for a man on holiday. Explosive alarm clock; guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it. Dentonite toothpaste; to be used sparingly, the latest in plastic explosive."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "I could do with some plastic."

Carey Lowell as Pam Bouvier

• (Carey Lowell) "Oh, God, it's Heller."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Yeah. Looks like he came to a dead end."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Come on."

• (Carey Lowell) "Out of Gas. I haven't heard that one in a long time."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Well, they must have hit the fuel line."

• (Carey Lowell) "Why don't you wait until you're asked?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "So why don't you ask me?"

• (Carey Lowell) "Are you all right?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF."

• (Carey Lowell) "I love James so much."
• (Carey Lowell) "I'll be damned if I help him."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Look -- Don't judge him too harshly, my dear. Field operatives much often use every means that their disposal to achieve their objectives."
• (Carey Lowell) "Bulls***."

• (Carey Lowell) "It's Ms. Kennedy. And why can't you be my executive secretary?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "We're south of the border. It's a man's world."

Grand L. Bush as Hawkins

• (Grand L. Bush) "No Sanchez."
• (David Hedison) "Damn."

• (Grand L. Bush) "Local cops got a tip about a warehouse last night. Turned up 500 keys of Colombian pure, couple of stiffs, and a little bit of piece of what used to be Killifer."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Good. At least someone's on the case."
• (Grand L. Bush) "You may be a pal of Leiter's, but I can only cover up so much. The DEA is screaming to know what happened. You know, we -- we've got laws in this country, too."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Do you have a law against what they did to Leiter?"
• (Grand L. Bush) "Look -- you're in over your head. This is where it ends, Commander."

David Hedison as Felix Leiter

• (David Hedison) "There's only one law down there. Sanchez's Law. Plomo o Plata."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Lead or Silver."

• (Franz Sanchez) "I just want you to know that this is nothing personal. It's purely business."
• (David Hedison) "Killing me won't stop anything, Sanchez."
• (Franz Sanchez) "There are worse things than dying, hombre."
• (David Hedison) "See you in hell."
• (Franz Sanchez) "No, no. Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

• (David Hedison) "Killifer?"
• (Everett McGill) "Sorry, ol' buddy, but two mil's a helluva chunk o' dough."

• (David Hedison) "Where's my wife?"
• (Benicio del Toro) "Don't worry. We gave her a nice Honeymooooon."

• (David Hedison) "Hey, observer. You trying to get yourself killed?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "If I don't get you back in time for the wedding, I'm a dead man for sure."

Anthony Zerbe as Milton Krest

• (Anthony Zerbe) "Nice work, Clive."
• (Clive) "Thanks, Mr. Krest. Guest what? His name was Sharkey."

• (Anthony Zerbe) "That's not my money, I swear."
• (Franz Sanchez) "That's right, amigo. It's mine."
• (Franz Sanchez) "You think I'm stupid. HUH. You rip me off then use my own money to PAY someone to KILL ME? You want it so bad? Then TAKE IT."

• (Franz Sanchez) "Hey. No fooling around with my girl."
• (Anthony Zerbe) "Are you kidding? After what you did to that guy in the Islands?"
• (Franz Sanchez) "You liked my little Valentine, huh?"

Frank McRae as Sharkey

• (Frank McRae) "How is he?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "His left leg's gone below the knee. But they might be able to save his arm."
• (Rasmussen) "You can bet it was a chainsaw. Colombians love to use them on informers. Hell, they sell more here than the state of Oregon."
• (Frank McRae) "Chainsaw my ass. I know a shark bite when I see one."

Don Stroud as Heller

• (Don Stroud) "I can get the trucks out. But I don't think I can control the fire."
• (Franz Sanchez) "Forget the fire. Get some cars, we're gonna take the tankers with us."
• (Anthony Starke) "Wait a minute. This setup cost $32 million. We've got to try and save it."
• (Franz Sanchez) "I don't give a s*** about the setup. We've got $500 million in the case, and 20 tonnes of Colombian pure IN THE TANKERS. Now GO HELP HELLER."
• (Anthony Starke) "But we've got a deal with the Orientals. We've got their money."
• (Franz Sanchez) "I said GO HELP HELLER."

• (Don Stroud) "Hey. I was making sure these were secure."
• (Sanchez) "It's a good idea. Take them up to my car."
• (Don Stroud) "Of course."

Talisa Soto as Lupe Lamora

• (Franz Sanchez) "What did he promise you? His heart?"
• (Franz Sanchez) "Give her his heart."
• (Talisa Soto) "No. No Franz. I didn't mean any harm."
• (Franz Sanchez) "It's okay, baby. No te preocupes. We all make mistakes."
• (Franz Sanchez) "Your escapades are getting more creative."
• (Talisa Soto) "Por favor, Franz."
• (Franz Sanchez) "Not a word."

Robert Brown as M

• (Robert Brown) "You were supposed to be in Istanbul LAST NIGHT. I'm afraid this unfortunate Leiter business has"
• (Robert Brown) "clouded your judgment. You have a job to do. I expect you on a plane this afternoon."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "I haven't finished here, sir."
• (Robert Brown) "Leave it to the Americans. It's their mess. Let them clear it up."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "SIR. They're not going to DO ANYTHING."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "I owe it to Leiter. He's put his life on the line for me many times."
• (Robert Brown) "Oh SPARE ME this sentimental RUBBISH. He knew the risks."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "And his WIFE?"
• (Robert Brown) "This private vendetta of yours could easily compromise Her Majesty's government. You have an assignment, and I expect you to carry it out objectively and professionally."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Then you have my resignation, sir."
• (Robert Brown) "We're not a country club, 007."
• (Robert Brown) "Effective immediately, your licence to kill is revoked, and I require you to hand over your weapon. Now. I need hardly remind you that you're still bound by the Official Secrets Act."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "I guess it's, uh -- a farewell to arms."

Anthony Starke as Truman-Lodge

• (Anthony Starke) "BRILLIANT. Well done, Franz. Another eighty-million dollar write-off."
• (Sanchez) "Then I guess it's time to start cutting overhead."

Everett McGill as Ed Killifer

• (Everett McGill) "Freeze. Over by the trap door, old buddy."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Is this where you put your old buddy Felix?"
• (Everett McGill) "Not me. Chalk that one up to Sanchez and Krest."

• (Everett McGill) "There's $2 million in that suitcase. I'll split it with you."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "You earned it. You keep it, Old Buddy."
• (Frank McRae) "God, what a terrible waste."
• (Frank McRae) "Of money."

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Kwang

• (Franz Sanchez) "In this business, there's a lot of cash. And a lot of people with their hands out."
• (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) "In a word -- bribery."
• (Franz Sanchez) "Exactly. He took the words right out of my pocket."

• (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) "Who would have a signature gun?"
• (Christopher Neame) "James Bond."
• (Christopher Neame) "This is the property of Her Majesty's Government. How did you get it?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Piss off."
• (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) "Who ordered you to kill Sanchez?"
• (Christopher Neame) "No one. He's a rogue agent. I've got orders to bring him back one way or another."
• (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) "We're Hong Kong Narcotics, you BASTARD."
• (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) "Sanchez is taking us to the heart of his operations. I've been setting it up for years."
• (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) "I just hope that little stunt of yours hasn't scared him off."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Get me out of these bloody things."
• (Christopher Neame) "No, Commander. You're a loose cannon on deck."
• (Christopher Neame) "I'm shipping you straight back to London."

Benicio del Toro as Dario

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Wayne Newton as Professor Joe Butcher

• (Wayne Newton) "Bless your heart."

Pedro Armendáriz Jr. as President Hector Lopez

• (Pedro Armendáriz Jr.) "There has been a mistake with my cheque. Look at it. It's half the usual amount."
• (Franz Sanchez) "You were very quiet when I was arrested. Remember, you're only president -- for life."

• (Pedro Armendáriz Jr.) "What about the money, patron?"
• (Franz Sanchez) "Launder it."

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