Mad About You Quotes

Mad About You is a Sitcom that was first aired in 1992 on NBC. Mad About You ended in 1999.

Mad About You lasted 7 seasons and 164 episodes. It features Paul Reiser as theme composer, and David Kitay as composer. Mad About You is executive produced by Danny Jacobson, Paul Reiser, Victor Levin, Larry Charles, Jeffrey Lane, and Helen Hunt. Mad About You is created by Paul Reiser.

Mad About You is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mad About You is 21-22 minutes long. Mad About You is produced by In Front Productions, Nuance Productions, and TriStar Television and distributed by Columbia TriStar Television.

The cast includes: Helen Hunt as Jamie Buchman, Cyndi Lauper as Ira, Paul Reiser as Paul, Paul Reiser as Paul Buchman, Helen Hunt as Jamie, Robin Bartlett as Debbie Buchman, Cynthia Harris as Ira Buchman, Carol Burnett as Lisa Stemple, and Lisa Kudrow as Ursula Buffay.

Mad About You Quotes

Paul Reiser as Paul

• (Paul Reiser) "What's the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was."
• (Helen Hunt) "He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D."

• (Unnamed) "Can I give you a hug?"
• (Paul Reiser) "Hey --"
• (Unnamed) "Good, good. Can I give you a little kiss?"
• (Paul Reiser) "Sure."
• (Unnamed) "Wanna make out a little bit?"
• (Paul Reiser) "I don't -- No."
• (Unnamed) "OK."

• (Paul Reiser) "Murray's last bowel movement?"
• (Helen Hunt) "Monday."
• (Carol Burnett) "Can you believe this?"
• (Carol Burnett) "Saturday."

• (Paul Reiser) "I'm kissing your knees."
• (Helen Hunt) "Niece? I don't have a niece."

• (Paul Reiser) "Just like that: bing, bang, boom?"
• (Helen Hunt) "At this point, I'd settle for the boom."
• (Paul Reiser) "You don't want the bing and the bang?"
• (Helen Hunt) "I did when we started."
• (Paul Reiser) "And now?"
• (Helen Hunt) "I'm over it."
• (Paul Reiser) "You're a very complex woman."
• (Helen Hunt) "You don't want the boom?"
• (Paul Reiser) "'Course I want the boom. Guys ALWAYS want the boom. We only made up the whole bing and the bang just to get to boom."

• (Paul Reiser) "All I know is I wanna wake up naked with you for the rest of my life."
• (Helen Hunt) "You are a strange, amazing man."

• (Paul Reiser) "Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day."
• (Helen Hunt) "So, in other words, you forgot to buy me a card."
• (Paul Reiser) "That's what I'm saying."

Helen Hunt as Jamie Buchman

• (Helen Hunt) "I love chest hair."
• (Paul Reiser) "Hey, what you got there is plenty good."

• (Helen Hunt) "How are you holding up?"
• (Paul Reiser) "Well, if I had two more tongues, I'd be the happiest person on Earth."
• (Helen Hunt) "(lights a cigarette) Second happiest."

• (Helen Hunt) "We're having lasagna. There is a recipe in the back of a Rice Krispies box."

• (Helen Hunt) "No, no, no, not "The Hokey Pokey.""
• (Cynthia Harris) "James, ya gotta have The Hokey Pokey. That's what it's all about."

• (Helen Hunt) "Would you please tell Lisa what guys think, when women give in on the first date?"
• (Paul Reiser) "Yippie?"

• (Helen Hunt) "So, where you gonna eat?"
• (Robin Bartlett) "I don't know. What is the right food for this conversation?"
• (Helen Hunt) "I want to say Chinese --"
• (Robin Bartlett) "Yeah, why is that?"

• (Helen Hunt) "Do you want to tell me why I just lied to our closest friends?"
• (Paul Reiser) "They wanted to take us to dinner."
• (Helen Hunt) "The Bastards."

• (Helen Hunt) "Oh my god, don't ever die. 'Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and make the face of heaven so fine that all the world would be in love with night.' Did I ever tell you I played Juliet in the fifth grade? I did. Opposite Steven Palumbo's Romeo. Oy. What an actor he was. He started crying during my monologue when he was supposed to be dead, because he said I was leaning on his arm. Oh my god, don't ever die. I have so much more to tell you, and I'm not interested in telling it to anyone else. And I'm not saying I'd be helpless. I mean, I'm bright and fairly good with money. I mean, I guess I'm cute, right? You would say, 'What, are you kidding me? You, my little friend, are a perfect example of beautiful.' And so I am. ' Cause I am nothing more or less than what I see in your eyes when you look at me. Do you know how long I waited for you? My mother used to say I was too picky, or afraid of commitment, and that's why I was still unmarried by the age of almost 30. But the truth is, I was just looking for you. Do you know how close I came to being a narrow, cold, mistrustful woman? But you have given me a life so big and full and good -- and fun. I don't even know what we do, really, besides clean up and complain and wish we were sleeping, but with you, somehow -- fun. And I'll tell you a secret. When we got married, I couldn't imagine still wanting to be with anyone all this time later. But I do. It's a miracle to me. You are a miracle. You've made me happy. Which is something I never, ever thought I'd be."

Lisa Kudrow as Ursula Buffay

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Ursula, Ursula, she's our man. If she's not Employee of the Month, no-one can. I have to go to the bathroom."

Cyndi Lauper as Ira

• (Cyndi Lauper) "Did you have a steak?"
• (Paul Reiser) "What are you, part wolf? As a matter of fact I did, this morning."
• (Cyndi Lauper) "For breakfast? Paulie, I'm impressed."
• (Paul Reiser) "I'm working my way backwards through the day: for dinner, I'm having cornflakes."

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