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The Last House on the Left (1972 film) Quotes

The Last House on the Left (1972 film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Last House on the Left ended in 1970.

It features Sean S. Cunningham as producer, David Alexander Hess in charge of musical score, and Victor Hurwitz as head of cinematography.

The Last House on the Left (1972 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Last House on the Left (1972 film) is 84 minutes (uncut) long. The Last House on the Left (1972 film) is distributed by Hallmark Releasing.

The cast includes: Lucy Grantham as Phyllis Stone, David Hess as Krug Stillo, Sandra Peabody as Mari, Marshall Anker as Sheriff, Marc Sheffler as Junior Stillo, Martin Kove as Deputy, and Jeramie Rain as Sadie.

The Last House on the Left (1972 film) Quotes

David Hess as Krug Stillo

  • (Unnamed) "Are you folks on vacation?"
  • (David Hess) "No, we're sort of, um, on a business trip."
  • (Unnamed) "Well what sort of business are you in?"
  • (Unnamed) "Plumbing."
  • (David Hess) "Insurance."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, which is it?"
  • (Jeramie Rain) "You see, we're actually in both. We sell insurance to plumbing companies. You know, in case they steal some toilets or something."
  • (David Hess) "Are you sure we're not going to put you folks to any trouble?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, nonsense. Our home is yours."
  • (David Hess) "Mari. She was a lot tougher than you, doc. She took a while to kill. She was really tough. We had a hard time with her. But you're just a p*****."
  • (Unnamed) "Look at this."
  • (David Hess) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Guess who lives here?"
  • (David Hess) "Huh. I wonder what the odds are on that."
  • (Unnamed) "Couldn't even tell you."
  • (David Hess) "Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out, BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT."
  • (David Hess) "Piss your pants."
  • (Lucy Grantham) "What?"
  • (David Hess) "I said "Piss your pants"."
  • (Lucy Grantham) "You sick mother."
  • (David Hess) "You must think we're stupid right? No, we're not stupid. We might be horny old pigs, but, we ain't stupid."
  • (David Hess) "Why don't you lay back and enjoy being inferior?"
  • (David Hess) "god****, high-class, tight-ass freakos. All that god**** silverware. Who do they think they are, anyway? People in China eat with sticks, and these freaks got 16 utensils for every pea on the plate."

Lucy Grantham as Phyllis Stone

  • (Unnamed) "Mari tells me you're from Manhattan. What does your father do?"
  • (Lucy Grantham) "Oh, my parents are in the iron and steal business."
  • (Unnamed) "Iron and steel both together? How unusual."
  • (Lucy Grantham) "Well, my mother irons and my father steals."

Sandra Peabody as Mari

  • (Sandra Peabody) "Junior, do you have a girlfriend?"
  • (Marc Sheffler) "Oh yeah, I got lots of girlfriends just waiting to get me."
  • (Sandra Peabody) "I don't think you do."
  • (Marc Sheffler) "Well you're right."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, no bra?"
  • (Sandra Peabody) "Of course not. Nobody wears those anymore."
  • (Unnamed) "Nobody except us drill sergeants."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, but look Estelle. You can see her nipples as plain as day."
  • (Sandra Peabody) "Daddy, don't be so clinical."
  • (Unnamed) "I think it's crazy."
  • (Sandra Peabody) "What's crazy?"
  • (Unnamed) "All that blood and violence. I thought you were supposed to be the love generation."
  • (Sandra Peabody) "The leaves are really beautiful."
  • (Lucy Grantham) "Yup, they're really starting to change. I guess winter's comin' on."
  • (Sandra Peabody) "Yup, Hey. I changed this winter."
  • (Lucy Grantham) "What do you mean you changed?"
  • (Sandra Peabody) "I mean my breasts filled out."
  • (Sandra Peabody) "I mean they were nothing last summer."
  • (Lucy Grantham) "I didn't know you last summer."
  • (Sandra Peabody) "Well, they have."
  • (Lucy Grantham) "Well, congratulations."
  • (Unnamed) "Mari, would you hurry up?"
  • (Sandra Peabody) "Okay okay. Drill sergeant."

Jeramie Rain as Sadie

  • (Jeramie Rain) "Being in this house makes me wish I was a ladie."

Marshall Anker as Sheriff

  • (Marshall Anker) "How'd you like me to put my boot up your ass -- sideways?"

Martin Kove as Deputy

  • (Martin Kove) "Listen."
  • (Marshall Anker) "What?"
  • (Martin Kove) "I hear something."
  • (Marshall Anker) "All I hear is you, you damn fool."
  • (Martin Kove) "Shhh."
  • (Marshall Anker) "Who the hell do you think you are? Tonto?"

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