Midnight Cowboy Quotes

Midnight Cowboy is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Midnight Cowboy ended its run in 1970.

It features Jerome Hellman as producer, John Barry (composer) in charge of musical score, and Adam Holender as head of cinematography.

Midnight Cowboy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Midnight Cowboy is 113 minutes long. Midnight Cowboy is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo, Jon Voight as Joe Buck, Sylvia Miles as Cass, Brenda Vaccaro as Shirley, Ruth White as Sally Buck, and Barnard Hughes as Towny.

Midnight Cowboy Quotes

Jon Voight as Joe Buck

• (Jon Voight) "It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady."

• (Jon Voight) "I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact. Ratso, hell. Crazy Annie they had to send her away."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?"

• (Jon Voight) "I'm brand, spankin' new in this here town and I was hopin' to get a look at the Statue of Liberty."
• (Sylvia Miles) "It's up in Central Park, taking a leak. If you hurry, you can catch the supper show."

• (Jon Voight) "I only get carsick on boats."

• (Jon Voight) "Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own."

Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo

• (Dustin Hoffman) "The two basic items necessary to sustain life, are sunshine and coconut milk -- didya know that?"

• (Dustin Hoffman) "He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that god**** headstone, one big lousy "X". Just like our dump. Condemned by order of City Hall."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "You didn't kill him, did you?"
• (Jon Voight) "I don't want to talk about it."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "I'm walking here. I'm walking here."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here."
• (Jon Voight) "It's just; Know what happened? You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Woman starts crying, I'd cut my heart out for her."
• (Jackie - New York) "That's a great idea. In fact, you just sit tight and I'll cut it out with my fingernail file, Ratso."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "The name's Rizzo."
• (Jackie - New York) "That's what I said: Ratso."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo."
• (Jon Voight) "Well, I can't say all that."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Rico, then."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Come on man, don't hit me. Come on, man. Come on, I'm a cripple."
• (Jon Voight) "I ain't gonna hit you."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Come on --"
• (Jon Voight) "I'm gonna STRANGLE you to death."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap."

Sylvia Miles as Cass

• (Sylvia Miles) "Oh God -- Nothing, I'm talking to Baby. I'm talking to the dog, Maury -- please, you're annoying me. Here, why don't you say hello to Baby?"
• (Unnamed) "Hello, Baby. Hello, Baby. Hello, ya god**** dog. Bow wow wow. Bow wow wow."

• (Sylvia Miles) "You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick."

Barnard Hughes as Towny

• (Barnard Hughes) "Oh, Joe it's -- it's so difficult, I; You're a nice person, Joe, I- I- I should never have asked you up here, you're -- You're a lovely person, really. Oh, God, I loathe life, I loathe it. Please go, please."

Ruth White as Sally Buck

• (Ruth White) "You look real nice, lover boy, real nice. Make your old grandma proud. You're gonna be the best-looking cowboy in the whole parade."

Brenda Vaccaro as Shirley

• (Brenda Vaccaro) "You fell. Hey fella, you fell."

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