Monday Night Football (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Monday Night Football (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Monday Night Football completed its run in 1970.

Monday Night Football (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it. Buck naked. Yeah. It's going to be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies."
• (Unnamed) "What uuuuup."

• (Unnamed) "Marshall, you're on beer detail. Lily, you're making the bean dip. Robin, you're on chips and pretzels. Barney, I'm giving you nothing to do so that you can work on your gambling problem."
• (Unnamed) "Problem? Hey, Superman should really do something about his flying problem. Please. It's not a problem if you're awesome at it."

• (Unnamed) "Emmitt Smith. Thank God."
• (Unnamed) "I get that a lot."
• (Unnamed) "You gotta tell me. Who won the Super Bowl last night?"
• (Unnamed) "That was last night? You know, once you win two or three of those, it's like -- Eh."
• (Unnamed) "But you're Emmitt Smith. What could be more important than the Super Bowl?"
• (Unnamed) "Dance, my friend. Dance."

• (Unnamed) "Almighty TiVo, we thank you for all the gifts you have given us. The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of godlike. Let's not forget fast forwarding through commercials. It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, oh Magic Box. But if you malfunction and miss the Superbowl, we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats. Amen."

• (Unnamed) "High five."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, we're at a wake."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry. Solemn, low five."

• (Unnamed) "Ted, swallow this key."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "You eat a lot of salads, It'll be out by gametime."
• (Unnamed) "Again, no."

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