No Place Like Home (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

No Place Like Home (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . No Place Like Home stopped airing in 1970.

No Place Like Home (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I can't help it. I just have all this involuntary empathy for Dawn, 'cause she's, you know, a big spaz."

• (Unnamed) "Does this look right to you?"
• (Unnamed) "Sure. If you wrapped it with your feet."

• (Unnamed) "Please go."
• (Unnamed) "Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They want me to tell you that, "Please go" just got replaced with, "Have a nice day.""
• (Unnamed) "But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?"
• (Unnamed) "No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it."

• (Unnamed) "I tell you I have this theory? It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. 'Cause mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you 'cause it could hurt your delicate baby feelings."
• (Unnamed) "That's your theory?"
• (Unnamed) "Explains your fashion sense -- and smell."

• (Unnamed) "You're out of crystal balls. Those babies are really popular with the amateurs. Better restock and raise the price 10%; make it 15."
• (Unnamed) "Anya --"
• (Unnamed) "Your cash register looks like squirrels nest in it."
• (Unnamed) "Anya --"
• (Unnamed) "And the Hand of Glory packs some serious raw power. Better institute a 7-day background check for --"
• (Unnamed) "Anya."
• (Unnamed) "Would you like a job?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay."
• (Unnamed) "Good. Then we can talk shop tomorrow."
• (Unnamed) "Okay -- Boss."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah, okay. Let me guess; you won't kill me? Ooh. The whole crowd-pleasing threats and swagger routine. Outstandingly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so, cuz God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And-and I never really liked you anyway, and-and you have stupid hair."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. Hey, hands off my holy man."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "My boyfriend."

• (Unnamed) "It appears to be paranormal in origin."
• (Unnamed) "How can you tell?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, it's so shiny."

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