Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 TV series) Quotes

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a Fantasy television that appeared on TV in 1996 on American Broadcasting Company (1996-2000). Sabrina the Teenage Witch stopped airing in 2003.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch aired for 7 seasons and 163 (+ 3 TV films) episodes. It features Nick Bakay doing voices, and Danny Lux as theme composer. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is executive produced by Paula Hart. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is created by Nell Scovell.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch is 22 minutes long. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is produced by Archie Comics; Melissa Joan Hart, and Finishing the Hat Productions and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Nick Bakay as Salem, Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina, David Lascher as Josh, Trevor Lissauer as Miles Goodman, and Caroline Rhea as Hilda.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch Quotes

Nick Bakay as Salem

• (Valerie) "Gordy, are you even aware that there's a dance on Friday?"
• (Nick Bakay) "I'll pick you up at 8. What kind of flowers do you like?"
• (Valerie) "Surprise me."
• (Nick Bakay) "That means roses."

• (Nick Bakay) "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, oh shoot i forgot the word for floor, oh yeah, woof"

• (Nick Bakay) "Well, at least I'm young. No, that's Sabrina. Well, at least I have my own magic. No, wait, that's Sabrina. At least I'm a biped, no, no, wait, THAT'S SABRINA."

• (Nick Bakay) "I'm gonna be tossed out into the snow on my nicely rounded buttocks."

• (Nick Bakay) "Dogs guard; cats watch -- and judge."

• (Nick Bakay) "Hello, this is your guard speaking. Harvey is at the front door, and send me a sandwich."

• (Nick Bakay) "I'm blonde. My IQ just dropped 20 points."
• (Zelda) "Blonde, blonde, blonde."
• (Zelda) "Dead."

• (Nick Bakay) "Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony."
• (Zelda) "I'm gonna write him a very stern letter."
• (Nick Bakay) "You're a regular Mad Max aren't ya?"

• (Nick Bakay) "Don't you toy with me you saucy minx."

• (Zelda) "Okay -- do you know where to call in case of an emergency?"
• (Nick Bakay) "THE MONEY STORE?"
• (Zelda) "Salem."
• (Nick Bakay) "Yes -- I've got your pager number."

• (Nick Bakay) "Finally. I'm free. I have no place to go."

• (Nick Bakay) "Earthquake."
• (Zelda) "But we're in Massachusetts."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Is that a beanstalk?"
• (Nick Bakay) "Beanstalk."

Caroline Rhea as Hilda

• (Zelda) "He just needs to remember his childhood dreams. You know what? I am going out and get him a copy of 'What color is your parachute'"
• (Caroline Rhea) "Oh what a sweet idea."
• (Caroline Rhea) "It will never work. You'd better use magic."

• (Caroline Rhea) "I just haven't turned myself into wind in years."
• (Nick Bakay) "Would cabbage help?"

• (Zelda) "I think he's too young for me. He's so excited about the turn of the century."
• (Caroline Rhea) "I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899; in 1999, I'm staying home."

• (Zelda) "So that was a dead end, but I think if we systematically retrace your steps over the last three months --"
• (Caroline Rhea) "Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying."
• (Zelda) "No, not really."

• (Caroline Rhea) "A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece's vice-principal. So this is my lowest point."

• (Caroline Rhea) "Ah ha. You were measuring behind my back. You were going to redecorate Sabrina's room without me."
• (Zelda) "I didn't think you'd mind."
• (Caroline Rhea) "Why not?"
• (Zelda) "Because you're a kind and giving person -- And you have no taste."

• (Caroline Rhea) "What's my bra doing on the roof?"
• (Nick Bakay) "Erm, the squirrels needed a nutfeeder --"

Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina

• (Zelda) "Sabrina, you're not a rumpist, are you?"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "A rumpist? What's a rumpist?"
• (Zelda) "Someone who judges others by their rear ends."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "No. OK, not usually."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "It works. And they say violence doesn't solve anything."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Good news, you don't have to loiter uncomfortably in the lobby and make awkward small talk with my aunts while you wait because I am already ready."

• (Valerie) "OK, I'll come over to your house --"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Ok. NO, PIRATES."
• (Valerie) "Pirates?"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "I didn't say pirates -- I said By gum. By Gum don't come over here."

• (Harvey Kinkle) "Is everybody ok?"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Well, I didn't hear a voice say, "Sabrina, step into the light," so I guess I'm ok."

• (Brad Johnson) "Hey. What was that spark?"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Um, static electricity?"

• (James) "I used to be a spy, you know."
• (James) "Sean Penn got me right here."
• (James) "P. Diddy got me right here."
• (James) "Celine Dion got me right here."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "She hit you?"
• (James) "No. The song she did for "Titanic" always chokes me up."

• (Zelda) "Welcome home, sunshine. How was your day?"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "He can't stay. He has a tail."
• (Nick Bakay) "What's wrong with having a tail?"

Trevor Lissauer as Miles Goodman

• (Trevor Lissauer) "I need you to summarize your being in four words or less."
• (Unnamed) "Not. Interested. In. You."

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