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Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Quotes

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Seven Brides for Seven Brothers completed its run in 1970.

It features Jack Cummings (director) as producer, Gene de Paul in charge of musical score, and George Folsey (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is distributed by Loews Cineplex Entertainment.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Quotes

  • (Milly) "Which one is Ephraim and which is Daniel?"
  • (Daniel Pontipee) "Me."
  • (Milly) "Y'all live around here?"
  • (Caleb) "Not round, here."
  • (Dorcas) "I've always wanted to be a June Bride -- and have a baby right off, in the spring maybe."
  • (Mrs. Fred Bixby) "Let me tell you something, no woman is gonna go to bear country with you to cook and wash and slave for seven slumachy back woodsmen."
  • (Dorcas) "Who are they? I don't recall ever seeing them before."
  • (Liza) "They're strangers to me."
  • (Ruth Jebson) "Seven of them."
  • (Martha) "And all as tall as church steeples."
  • (Alice Elcott) "It's Milly. Milly."
  • (Caleb) "Can't make no vows to a herd of cows."
  • (Adam) "What's the matter with you? Someone butt you in the bread basket?"
  • (Adam) "This is my brother Caleb."
  • (Milly) "How are you brother Caleb?"
  • (Adam) "This is Milly, my wife."
  • (Caleb) "Your wife? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Hey Dan, he did it, he got married."
  • (Ephraim Pontipee) "Care for a chaw of tobaccy?"
  • (Milly) "Frank?"
  • (Frank) "Kick in the pants."
  • (Milly) "Say something nice, Gideon."
  • (Gideon) "Nice night for a coon hunt."
  • (Milly) "Good morning my brothers. If you're looking for your outside clothes they're hanging up drying on the line. I came in before and got them. I couldn't get your inside clothes so I'll take them now."
  • (Benjamin Pontipee) "Our underwear?"
  • (Milly) "You're winter underwear that you're sleeping in. You might as well hand it over because you're not gonna get your clothes or food or nothing til you get all cleaned up and shaved."
  • (Benjamin Pontipee) "Where's Adam? We wanna talk to Adam."
  • (Milly) "He's out plowing, he had his breakfast over a half an hour ago. I got hot muffins waiting, crisp bacon, steak, fryer potatoes, fresh ground coffee. Now do I get that winter underwear or do I have to come in there and take it off of you?"
  • (Benjamin Pontipee) "Don't listen to her. She wouldn't dare."
  • (Milly) "Oh wouldn't I?"
  • (Milly) "Don't just stand there, do something."
  • (Frank) "What for? There's only three little ones."
  • (Adam) "Smells good enough to eat."
  • (Milly) "Tastes good too, so they tell me."
  • (Adam) "Got any ketchup handy?"
  • (Milly) "My stew can stand on its own feet."
  • (Benjamin Pontipee) "Snowballs with rocks in them. Them poor little dears. Sobbin' buckets o' tears."
  • (Dorcas) "Which of the boys slept in this bed, do you suppose?"
  • (Sarah) "Dorcas Galen."
  • (Dorcas) "What's the matter? Didn't you ever think of that; that you're sleeping in one of their beds?"
  • (Milly) "Don't you like girls?"
  • (Gideon) "We ain't never hardly ever seen one."
  • (Adam) "You're beating your head against a stone wall, Milly. You'll never make jackadandies out of them."
  • (Gideon) "I guess I got the beginnings."
  • (Rev. Elcott) "Now we're all fathers and we love you, so don't be afraid to answer. A ways back I heard a wee babe crying in the house. Whose is it?"
  • (Rev. Elcott) "Whose is it, don't be afraid to tell?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mine."
  • (Gideon) "I got me a stiff neck."
  • (Adam) "What do you call her?"
  • (Milly) "I was thinking of some name like Hannah or Hagar or Hephzibah, picking up where your mother left off."
  • (Adam) "Hannah."
  • (Milly) "Hannah."
  • (Adam) "I got to thinking up at the cabin, about the baby. How I'd feel if someone came creeping in and carried her off. I'd string him up the nearest tree. I'd shoot him down as I would a thieving fox."
  • (Ruth Jebson) "If you'll just follow me."
  • (Caleb) "To the ends of the earth."
  • (Adam) "9 o'clock an hour past your bedtime."
  • (Frank) "Yours too."
  • (Unnamed) "When are you gonna marry me Milly?"
  • (Milly) "Oh, next week Sam."
  • (Tom) "She's gonna marry me, ain't you Milly?"
  • (Milly) "What would your wife say Tom?"
  • (Mrs. Fred Bixby) "My window."
  • (Milly) "Somehow it just don't seem fittin' for a bridegroom to spend his weddin' night in a tree."
  • (Gideon) "Adam, you're my eldest brother. Now I've always looked up to ya, tried to ape ya. But today I'm ashamed of you. Now I know you can lick me, lick the tar outta me. But I wouldn't hold myself no kinda man unless I showed ya how I felt."
  • (Adam) "Why you --."
  • (Adam) "Now, GIT."
  • (Adam) "Well, Pa used to say love is kind of like the measles. You only get it once. The older you are, the tougher it goes."
  • (Milly) "Raise your hat. What's the matter, Caleb?"
  • (Caleb) "My hair ain't combed."

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