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Slap Shot (film) Quotes

Slap Shot (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Slap Shot ended its run in 1970.

It features Robert J. Wunsch as producer, Elmer Bernstein in charge of musical score, and Victor J. Kemper as head of cinematography.

Slap Shot (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Slap Shot (film) is 122 minutes long. Slap Shot (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Strother Martin as McGrath, Larry Block as Peterboro Referee, Yvon Barrette as Denis Lemieux, Stephen Mendillo as Jim Ahern, Andrew Duncan as Jim Carr, Michael Ontkean as Ned Braden, M. Emmet Walsh as Dickie Dunn, Brad Sullivan as Morris Wanchuk, Allan F. Nicholls as Johnny Upton, Kathryn Walker as Anita McCambridge, Lindsay Crouse as Lily Braden, Swoosie Kurtz as Shirley Upton, Paul D'Amato as Tim McCracken, Jerry Houser as Dave 'Killer' Carlson, Blake Ball as Gilmore Tuttle, and Melinda Dillon as Suzanne Hanrahan.

Slap Shot (film) Quotes

Michael Ontkean as Ned Braden

  • (Michael Ontkean) "Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call."
  • (Jack Hanson) "Call the pizza man."
  • (Brad Sullivan) "Why dontcha call a massage parlor."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "It's their rink, it's their ice, and it's their f***in' town. But tonight we got our fans with us."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us. All right, let's show 'em what we got, guys. Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. Get that f***in' stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there. Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there."
  • (Michael Ontkean) "Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Give 'em a good warm-up, Denis. Come on, fellas."
  • (Michael Ontkean) "You take the van, I'll keep the dog."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "She underlines the f*** scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the f*** scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."
  • (Michael Ontkean) "They teach you how to underline in college."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Not the f*** scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?"

Blake Ball as Gilmore Tuttle

  • (Blake Ball) "We'll straighten you out, you little prick."

Allan F. Nicholls as Johnny Upton

  • (Allan F. Nicholls) "Hell, here's to the Sunshine State."
  • (Brad Sullivan) "Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. Yeah."
  • (Allan F. Nicholls) "Jesus, what did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?"
  • (Allan F. Nicholls) "They're f***in' horrible-lookin'."
  • (Allan F. Nicholls) "f***in' Chrysler plant, here I come."
  • (Allan F. Nicholls) "These guys are a f***ing disgrace."

Strother Martin as McGrath

  • (Strother Martin) "Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight, with contracts in their pockets, and they're looking for talent. For winners. OOOOOOOOOH. All my years of publicity. All the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing -- They come here tonight -- to scout the Chiefs -- the toughest team in the Federal League. Not this. Buncha -- pussies.""
  • (Strother Martin) "Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one."
  • (Michael Ontkean) "You have to hand it to the old bastard, he's highly original."
  • (Stephen Mendillo) "That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that?"
  • (Strother Martin) "Are you nuts? A bounty? We could all end up in the clinker for this. You can't put a bounty on a man's head."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Bulls***. I just did."
  • (Jerry Houser) "Coach, I want that hundred dollars."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Ya gotta earn it, Killer."
  • (Jerry Houser) "My attitude's right."
  • (Jeff Hanson) "Eddie Shore?"
  • (Strother Martin) "Piss on Eddie Shore."
  • (Steve Hanson) "Old-time hockey?"
  • (Strother Martin) "Piss on old-time hockey."

Stephen Mendillo as Jim Ahern

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Kathryn Walker as Anita McCambridge

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Andrew Duncan as Jim Carr

  • (Andrew Duncan) "Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey?"
  • (Michael Ontkean) "I hate my father."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Is that right?"
  • (Michael Ontkean) "That's what I said, isn't it?"
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "A bounty?"
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my guys who really nails that creep."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Hi, Jim Carr again. Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "I see. What is high-sticking?"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "you know. You don't do that."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "You don't do that?"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "Oh no, never, never."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Why not?"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Uh, what is slashing?"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "Slashing is um, like that"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "you know."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Mm-hmm. And there's a penalty for that?"
  • (Yvon Barrette) "Yeah and for the trip also, you know like that"
  • (Yvon Barrette) ". And for hook like this"
  • (Yvon Barrette) ". And for spear, you know, like that."
  • (Yvon Barrette) "You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle -- Ogie Ogilthorpe."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy."
  • (Brad Sullivan) "Not Poodle."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle."
  • (Andrew Duncan) "Here's a name for you nostalgia fans: Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown. I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk," and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps"."

Swoosie Kurtz as Shirley Upton

  • (Swoosie Kurtz) "Johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so much."

Melinda Dillon as Suzanne Hanrahan

  • (Melinda Dillon) "You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Aw Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you?"
  • (Melinda Dillon) "Well, I've been sleeping with women. Are you shocked?"
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "No."
  • (Melinda Dillon) "Did you ever wanna sleep with a man?"
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "No."
  • (Melinda Dillon) "Never?"
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "No. I don't blame you though Suzanne, I mean, well see, women's bodies are beautiful. But men's bodies, see I see 'em everywhere you know, in the locker rooms, their cocks all over the place and everything --"
  • (Melinda Dillon) "Do you wanna know how it happened?"
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Huh? No, that's OK."
  • (Melinda Dillon) "No, that's all right 'cause I have to tell it in court anyway. Every time Hanrahan went out on the road I would go over to this wife's house. And we would get drunk, and we would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys. Every week blah, blah, blah. And one night we were talking about how we hated the life and how we had never done much of anything ourselves. And I don't know why really, we were like kids, we started playing with one another. We were drunk as usual. And the next week we did it sober, and it was terrific."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "At the end of the day I think about women. You know, I think about women's bodies. Now maybe all that'll change, maybe I'll end up sleeping with old goalies. I mean, things bein' what they are, who knows?"
  • (Melinda Dillon) "When Hanrahan found out about it he went crazy. He -- he said if I was a dyke that made him a queer. And he started slappin' me around. I ended up in the hospital."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "Aw, Jesus."
  • (Melinda Dillon) "Yeah. I'm on the lam, I'm hiding out."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "We play 'em next week, you know."

Larry Block as Peterboro Referee

  • (Larry Block) "I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya."
  • (Steve Hanson) "I'm listening to the f***ing song."

Paul D'Amato as Tim McCracken

  • (Paul D'Amato) "They don't call me Dr. Hook for nothin'."
  • (Jeff Hanson) "How ya doin'?"
  • (Paul D'Amato) "Dunlop, you suck cock."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "All I can get."
  • (Paul D'Amato) "Hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull."
  • (Michael Ontkean) "I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks."
  • (Paul D'Amato) "So, he's bluffing."
  • (Michael Ontkean) "Somebody's gonna kill you, ya dumb son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me."

Lindsay Crouse as Lily Braden

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Brad Sullivan as Morris Wanchuk

  • (Brad Sullivan) "That c*** is no good."

Yvon Barrette as Denis Lemieux

  • (Yvon Barrette) "f***. I lose my blouse."
  • (Stephen Mendillo) "Shirt -- shirt."
  • (Yvon Barrette) "s***."
  • (Yvon Barrette) "I'm tired of it. Puke. Blah. All the time, puke."
  • (Reggie Dunlop) "You're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that."

M. Emmet Walsh as Dickie Dunn

  • (M. Emmet Walsh) "I tried to capture the spirit of the thing."

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