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Stepmom (1998 film) Quotes

Stepmom (1998 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Stepmom ended in 1970.

It features Michael Barnathan as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and Donald McAlpine as head of cinematography.

Stepmom (1998 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Stepmom (1998 film) is 125 minutes long. Stepmom (1998 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Julia Roberts as Isabel, Susan Sarandon as Jackie Harrison, Liam Aiken as Ben Harrison, Jena Malone as Anna Harrison, and Ed Harris as Luke.

Stepmom (1998 film) Quotes

Julia Roberts as Isabel

  • (Julia Roberts) "I am so unbelievably sick of your imperious bulls***. I never said I was June-f***ing-Clever --"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You don't use that kind of language in this house."
  • (Julia Roberts) "-- and if every time life hits her hard you want to have a twelve hour conversation every third Tuesday of the month, go right ahead, lady, I have a life."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Oh, and I don't?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You know what your problem is? You are so self-involved. You couldn't be a mother."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Maybe the problem here is your daughter, and that she is a spoiled, wise-ass little brat."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Get out of my house. Get out."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Are you sure? I didn't see that on the schedule."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You look tired."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "I hate when people say that. It's like a polite way of telling you that you look like s***."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Don't fight with me when I'm hungry."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Hello? -- What is your problem, asshole?"
  • (Jena Malone) "YOU are my problem."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I have something to tell you."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You're having Michael Jackson's baby."
  • (Julia Roberts) "That, and Anna is totally over her head for Brad Kovitsky."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "No."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Why doesn't everybody get on the sofa for a picture, huh?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Baby, can you put that birdcage on the floor for me?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "And I'll set up here."
  • (Ed Harris) "All right, there you go."
  • (Julia Roberts) "On the count of three, I want to see big Christmas smiles. One, two -- Benjamin."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Three."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Excellent."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Good one. Okay, now let's get one with the whole family. Isabel?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Okay, let me just reset this. Get ready."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I'm so sorry but you're not making this any easier on anybody."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "It is not my job to make it easier for you it is my job to take care of those children and they don't wanna be with YOU"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "I'm getting a court order and you are never going to be with these children again alone do you understand? EVER."
  • (Julia Roberts) "What is it that your worried about, looking bad at the P.T.A?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her, fixing her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked so beautiful. And my fear is she'll think, "I wish my mom were here.""
  • (Susan Sarandon) "And my fear is -- she won't."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You know, I never wanted to be a mom. Sharing it with you -- that's one thing. It's another to be looking over my shoulder for the next twenty years, knowing someone else would have done it better -- someone else would have done it right."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "What do I have that you don't?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "You're Mother Earth, incarnate."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You're -- hip, and fresh."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You ride with Anna."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You'll learn."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you -- every single second. Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her, fixing her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked so beautiful. And my fear is she'll be thinking, "I wish my mom was here.""
  • (Susan Sarandon) "And mine is -- she won't."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Why don't we name the puppy?"
  • (Jena Malone) "I know: Isabel."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I beg your pardon?"
  • (Jena Malone) "Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly."

Susan Sarandon as Jackie Harrison

  • (Susan Sarandon) "I'm never, never going to forget this."
  • (Jena Malone) "Never say "never.""
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Well there's a loophole, you know. You can say "never, never" if you mean it enough to say it twice."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Yep. Life's a tradeoff. It's finally legal to smoke dope, but you got to have cancer."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Are you dying?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Not today."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "What are we going to tell the kids?"
  • (Ed Harris) "Maybe we should tell them the truth. They can handle it. It should've been me instead of you."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "I'll go along with that."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You know, Ben was born in two hours, went right to the breast, and camped there for 4 days. His blanket looked just like a cape, even the nurses thought so. He loves hearing that story about how he was born a magician."
  • (Julia Roberts) "What about her?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "28 hours. The doctors wanted to go in and get her, but I knew she'd come at her own time. You can never rush her."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I'll keep that in mind."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "The thing is, they"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "don't have to choose. They can have us both. I have their past, you can have their future."

Ed Harris as Luke

  • (Ed Harris) "We'll beat it. You're not alone in this you know. You don't have to go through this by yourself -- you know that? Understand what I'm saying?"
  • (Ed Harris) "Don't do this. Don't bring in the lawyers. You know that the kids aren't in any real danger, this is about Isabel."

Jena Malone as Anna Harrison

  • (Jena Malone) "You didn't asked me if I wanted a new mother. You didn't even asked me if I liked her."
  • (Jena Malone) "I'm sorry you're sick."
  • (Jena Malone) "I don't have to listen to you, you're not my mother."
  • (Julia Roberts) "THANK GOD FOR THAT."

Liam Aiken as Ben Harrison

  • (Liam Aiken) "Will you sing me a song? My mom always sings to me when I get hurt."
  • (Liam Aiken) "See Mom? I told you. I'm telepathetic."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Telepathic."
  • (Liam Aiken) "That's what I said."
  • (Liam Aiken) "Mommy --"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "What, sweetie?"
  • (Liam Aiken) "If you want me to hate her I will."
  • (Liam Aiken) "Do you think Isabel's pretty?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Sure -- if you like big teeth."
  • (Liam Aiken) "No one loves you like I do."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "No. No one ever will."
  • (Liam Aiken) "Can you fall out of love with your kids?"
  • (Ed Harris) "No. That is impossible."
  • (Liam Aiken) "Like Mission: Impossible."
  • (Liam Aiken) "And you wish that you were here making me spaghetti --"
  • (Liam Aiken) "so I don't have to eat dad's yucky lamb chops."

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