The Crow (1994 film) Quotes

The Crow (1994 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Crow stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jeff Most; Edward R. Pressman; Grant Hill as producer, Graeme Revell in charge of musical score, and Dariusz Wolski as head of cinematography.

The Crow (1994 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Crow (1994 film) is 102 minutes long. The Crow (1994 film) is distributed by Miramax.

The cast includes: Rochelle Davis as Sarah, Brandon Lee as Eric Draven, Ernie Hudson as Albrecht, Jon Polito as Gideon, Michael Massee as Funboy, David Patrick Kelly as T-Bird, Michael Wincott as Top Dollar, Sofia Shinas as Shelly Webster, Tony Todd as Grange, Angel David as Skank, Laurence Mason as Tin Tin, Marco Rodríguez as Torres, and Bai Ling as Myca.

The Crow (1994 film) Quotes

Michael Massee as Funboy

• (Michael Massee) "Jesus Christ."
• (Brandon Lee) "Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel."
• (Brandon Lee) "Ow. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks --"
• (Michael Massee) "Don't you ever f***in' die?"
• (Brandon Lee) "Can you put me up for the night?"

Tony Todd as Grange

• (Tony Todd) "You burn yourself playing with matches?"
• (Jon Polito) "f*** off."
• (Tony Todd) "You have an appointment."
• (Jon Polito) "Well, s*** on me."
• (Tony Todd) "Drink up."
• (Jon Polito) "This is a first. Do I bow or do I curtsy?"

• (Tony Todd) "I saw him too. He had a guitar. He winked at me before he jumped out a fourth floor window like he had wings."
• (Michael Wincott) "He winked at you?"
• (Michael Wincott) "Musicians."

• (Tony Todd) "So that, I take it, was the late, great Eric Draven."
• (Bai Ling) "He has power. But it is power you can take from him."
• (Michael Wincott) "I like him already."
• (Bai Ling) "The crow is his link between the land of the living, and the realm of the dead."
• (Tony Todd) "So, kill the crow -- and destroy the man."

Ernie Hudson as Albrecht

• (Ernie Hudson) "That's Tin-tin. One of T-Bird's little helpers. I think you can rule out accidental death."
• (Marco Rodríguez) "Don't any of your street-demons have real grown-up names?"

• (Ernie Hudson) "Police. Don't move. I said, "Don't move.""
• (Brandon Lee) "I thought the police always said, "Freeze.""
• (Ernie Hudson) "Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead."
• (Brandon Lee) "And I say, "I'm dead," and I move."

• (Ernie Hudson) "Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind s***, I hate that."

• (Ernie Hudson) "I thought, you know, you were invincible."
• (Brandon Lee) "I was. I'm not any more."

• (Ernie Hudson) "Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?"
• (Brandon Lee) "I thought I'd use your front door."

• (Ernie Hudson) "Now Sarah, she's a genuine hot dogger. You hungry?"
• (Rochelle Davis) "You buyin'?"
• (Ernie Hudson) "I'm buyin'."
• (Rochelle Davis) "No onions though, okay?"
• (Ernie Hudson) "No onions?"
• (Rochelle Davis) "They make you fart, big time."

• (Ernie Hudson) "So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts."

• (Lead Cop) "They got killed on devil's night, but they were gonna get married on Halloween? Who gets married on Halloween?"
• (Ernie Hudson) "Nobody."

• (Ernie Hudson) "You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin."
• (Brandon Lee) "He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

• (Brandon Lee) "You shouldn't smoke these. They'll kill you."

• (Brandon Lee) "You have one chance to live."
• (Jon Polito) "Look, man take anything you want."
• (Brandon Lee) "Thank you."
• (Jon Polito) "TAKE ANYTHING."

• (Brandon Lee) "I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you."

• (Brandon Lee) "Victims; aren't we all?"

• (Brandon Lee) "Warmer?"
• (Jon Polito) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
• (Brandon Lee) "Don't you know this game?"

• (Brandon Lee) "A whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames."

• (Brandon Lee) "Take your shot, Funboy. You got me dead bang."

• (Brandon Lee) "Mr. Gideon, you're not paying attention."
• (Jon Polito) "No. My hand."
• (Brandon Lee) "I repeat: A Gold engagement ring, yes? It was pawned here a year ago by a customer of yours named Tin Tin. He confided in me before he ran out of breath."

• (Brandon Lee) "Guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?"
• (Angel David) "I'm not Skank."
• (Angel David) "That's Skank right there. Skank's dead."
• (Brandon Lee) "That's right."

• (Brandon Lee) "Hehe -- aw f*** --"

• (Brandon Lee) "Do you know someone named T-bird? He had a friend who shouldn't have played with knives."

• (Brandon Lee) "Is that gasoline I smell?"

• (Brandon Lee) "Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."
• (Jon Polito) "What are you talking about?"
• (Brandon Lee) "You heard me rapping, right?"

• (Brandon Lee) "Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial."

• (Brandon Lee) "Can't rain all the time --"

David Patrick Kelly as T-Bird

• (David Patrick Kelly) "That piece of rats*** made Tin-Tin into a f***ing voodoo doll."
• (Angel David) "Tin-Tin's a dick."
• (David Patrick Kelly) "Tin-Tin."
• (Angel David) "Fire it up. Fire it up. Fire it up. Fire it up."
• (Angel David) "Fire it up."
• (David Patrick Kelly) "No Funboy."
• (Angel David) "Probably still banging away on Darla."
• (David Patrick Kelly) "Smokes and road beers. Be quick."
• (Angel David) "I'm on it."
• (David Patrick Kelly) "Who the f*** are you supposed to be, man?"
• (Brandon Lee) "I'm your passenger."
• (Brandon Lee) "Drive."

• (David Patrick Kelly) "What? What are you talking about? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You mean that place downtown? Yeah, I remember her. We needed to put some fear into that little lady, she wasn't going along with our tenant relocation program. Then her idiot boyfriend shows up and turns a simple, sweeping clear into a total cluster f***. Who gives a s***? It's ancient history. Why? What do you want? What is it? What? Speak to me. Speak."
• (David Patrick Kelly) "Did you send us these complaints?"
• (David Patrick Kelly) "Come here. "Abashed the devil stood-" Does it get you sweaty?"
• (David Patrick Kelly) "I know you. I know you."
• (David Patrick Kelly) "I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain't you. You can't be you. We put you through the window. There ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back. There ain't no coming back. There ain't no coming back."

• (David Patrick Kelly) "Department of Housing. Code violations, safety hazards -- place looks fine to me. Let's redecorate."

• (David Patrick Kelly) "Somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order."

• (David Patrick Kelly) "FIRE IT UP. FIRE IT UP."

• (David Patrick Kelly) "I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished."
• (Michael Wincott) "Yeah, and who might that be?"
• (David Patrick Kelly) "Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order."
• (Michael Wincott) "Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin."

Michael Wincott as Top Dollar

• (Michael Wincott) "For a ghost you bleed just fine."

• (Michael Wincott) "Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die.""

• (Michael Wincott) "Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him. What happened back there with you and your girlfriend; I cleared that building. Hell, nothin' in this town happens without my say-so. So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend. But, if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face."

• (Michael Wincott) "So you're him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I'm not sure about the face, though."

• (Michael Wincott) "No, I want you to set a fire so god**** big, the gods'll notice us again, that's what I'm sayin'. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT? Hey, you. What's your name? Skank? You don't feel that?"
• (Angel David) "I feel like a little worm on a big f***in' hook."
• (Michael Wincott) ""I feel like a little worm on a big f***ing hook." Well, boy, your mama must be damn proud of you."

• (Michael Wincott) "I think we broke her."

• (Michael Wincott) "It's all been done before, you see what I'm sayin'?"
• (Bad Ass Criminal) "That's no reason to quit."
• (Michael Wincott) "Wrong. Best reason to quit. Only reason to quit."

• (Michael Wincott) "Quick impression for you: Caw. Caw. Bang. f***, I'm dead."

• (Michael Wincott) "Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death."

• (Michael Wincott) "Oh for f***'s sake, die, will ya?"

Rochelle Davis as Sarah

• (Rochelle Davis) "It's more like surfing than skating. I wish the rain would stop just once."
• (Brandon Lee) "It can't rain all the time."
• (Rochelle Davis) "Eric?"

• (Rochelle Davis) "People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right."

• (Rochelle Davis) "If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever."

• (Rochelle Davis) "A building gets torched, all that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything, families, friends, feelings. But now I know, that sometimes if love proves real, two people who are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart."

Jon Polito as Gideon

• (Jon Polito) "Look, I'm beggin' you, alright? Don't kill me."
• (Brandon Lee) "I'm not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them, tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards."

• (Jon Polito) "god**** creatures of the night. They never learn."

• (Jon Polito) "My livelihood got flushed and went swirling."

Marco Rodríguez as Torres

• (Marco Rodríguez) "Jesus, Albrecht, I can see why they took away your gold shield."
• (Ernie Hudson) "Yeah, I wasn't a big enough asshole."

• (Marco Rodríguez) "What the hell do you call that?"
• (Ernie Hudson) "I call it blood, detective. I suppose you'll write it up as "graffiti"."

• (Marco Rodríguez) "I got a god****ed vigilante killer knocking off scumbags left and right. And you're covering up for somebody."

Angel David as Skank

• (Angel David) "Holy s***. God-damned foreign cars."

• (Angel David) "What's all this happy horses***?"

• (Angel David) "That's him. That's him. But he looked different. He was all painted up white like some sort of dead whore. I seen him. T-Bird he sent me in some road beers, right? Then he took him away. But, I chased him down. And he flash fried T-bird to his f***ing car. Aww, T-Bird here's to you buddy."
• (Angel David) "Fire it up. Fire it up. Fire it up."
• (Michael Wincott) "Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion."
• (Michael Wincott) "Did you see the grave?"
• (Tony Todd) "Empty."
• (Angel David) "Grave? What grave? What about my f***ing grave?"
• (Tony Todd) "Three out of four. He's working his way to this speed freak right here."
• (Angel David) "It's not fair. It's Funboy's fault. That boy was outta control. T-bird, he came in, said --"
• (Angel David) "Waste them both. And now this ghost gonna kill my ass next."

Sofia Shinas as Shelly Webster

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Laurence Mason as Tin Tin

• (Laurence Mason) "Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it."
• (Laurence Mason) "I'd like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss."

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