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The Lost Boys Quotes

The Lost Boys is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Lost Boys stopped airing in 1970.

It features Harvey Bernhard as producer, Thomas Newman in charge of musical score, and Michael Chapman (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Lost Boys is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Lost Boys is 98 minutes long. The Lost Boys is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Barnard Hughes as Grandpa, Corey Haim as Sam Emerson, Edward Herrmann as Max, Corey Feldman as Edgar Frog, Jamison Newlander as Alan Frog, Kiefer Sutherland as David, Jason Patric as Michael Emerson, Brooke McCarter as Paul, Dianne Wiest as Lucy Emerson, Alex Winter as Marko, Billy Wirth as Dwayne, Jami Gertz as Star, and Chance Michael Corbitt as Laddie.

The Lost Boys Quotes

Jamison Newlander as Alan Frog

  • (Jamison Newlander) "Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?"
  • (Corey Haim) "No, it's actually a pretty cool place -- if you're a Martian."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Or, a vampire."
  • (Corey Haim) "You guys sniffin' on newsprint or somethin'?"
  • (Jamison Newlander) "First come, first staked."
  • (Corey Haim) "What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "We blew it, man, we lost it."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Shut up."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "We unraveled in the face of the enemy."
  • (Corey Feldman) "It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Holy s***, Vampire Hotel."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us."
  • (Corey Haim) "I'll pray I never need to call you."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "We don't ride with vampires."
  • (Corey Haim) "Fine, stay here."
  • (Corey Feldman) "We do now."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Yeah."

Corey Haim as Sam Emerson

  • (Corey Haim) "Mom, listen, I gotta tell you something; it's real important. Shh. Santa Carla is crawling with vampires."
  • (Dianne Wiest) "Um, excuse me --"
  • (Corey Haim) "Mom, I'm serious. Listen, Edgar staked one, it was screaming and fizzing. Look, Mom, there's evidence on my sweater."
  • (Corey Haim) "Don't kill anyone until we get back to you."
  • (Corey Haim) "Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid."
  • (Corey Haim) "Death by stereo."
  • (Corey Haim) "I bet you hate garlic, dontcha."
  • (Edward Herrmann) "No, I like garlic. It's just a little much. It's raw garlic."
  • (Corey Haim) "Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know."
  • (Corey Haim) "Got a problem, guys?"
  • (Corey Feldman) "Just scoping your civilian wardrobe."
  • (Corey Haim) "Pretty cool, huh?"
  • (Jamison Newlander) "For a fashion victim."
  • (Corey Haim) "Have you been eating pizza?"
  • (Corey Haim) "No. Why?"
  • (Dianne Wiest) "Phew. You smell like garlic."
  • (Corey Haim) "What's that smell?"
  • (Corey Feldman) "Vampires, my friend, vampires."
  • (Corey Haim) "So where're we going?"
  • (Jason Patric) "Nowhere."
  • (Corey Haim) "So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud."
  • (Corey Haim) "Guys, we're on our own."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Good, just the way we like it."
  • (Corey Haim) "And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere.""
  • (Corey Feldman) "We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead."
  • (Corey Feldman) "As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Kill your brother, you'll feel better."
  • (Corey Haim) "You're a vampire. I knew it."
  • (Jason Patric) "I am not."
  • (Corey Haim) "So what are you? The Flying Nun?"
  • (Corey Haim) "Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire Michael. My own brother, a god****, s***-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy."

Jason Patric as Michael Emerson

  • (Jason Patric) "Is there any jobs around here?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nothing legal."
  • (Jason Patric) "Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers."
  • (Corey Haim) "So are the Frog brothers."
  • (Jason Patric) "I didn't invite you this time, Max."
  • (Jason Patric) "What's happening to me, Star?"
  • (Jami Gertz) "Oh, Michael. Michael, I can't tell you. I don't know how to help you."
  • (Jason Patric) "What's happening?"
  • (Jami Gertz) "I can't."
  • (Jason Patric) "Don't you touch her."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Come on. Vampires have such a rotten temper."
  • (Jason Patric) "Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
  • (Jason Patric) "Nanook."
  • (Corey Haim) "What about Nanook? What'd you do to my dog, you asshole?"
  • (Jason Patric) "I can't beat your bike."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to try and keep up."

Barnard Hughes as Grandpa

  • (Barnard Hughes) "Well, now, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem."
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?"
  • (Corey Haim) "How about some Windex, Grandpa?"
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that."
  • (Jason Patric) "You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?"
  • (Barnard Hughes) "I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson."
  • (Jason Patric) "What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?"
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Ouch, my hair."
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?"
  • (Jason Patric) "No, Grandpa."
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Well, now you do."
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Hey. Smells good. When do we eat?"
  • (Dianne Wiest) "I told Max around 8:00."
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Max. Are we going to have company again?"
  • (Dianne Wiest) "Again? Dad you haven't had company in this house since Mom died eight years ago."
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Right. Now we are going to have company again."
  • (Barnard Hughes) "Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew that didn't improve her situation by getting divorced."

Corey Feldman as Edgar Frog

  • (Corey Feldman) "Are you OK?"
  • (Corey Haim) "I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "All right, Sambo."
  • (Corey Feldman) "We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Well, Nanook helped a little."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Death to all vampires."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Maximum body count."
  • (Corey Feldman) "We're awesome monster bashers."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "The meanest."
  • (Corey Feldman) "The baddest."
  • (Corey Feldman) "I'm the head Frog here."
  • (Corey Feldman) "I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Christ."
  • (Corey Haim) "Burn rubber does not mean warp speed."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Where the hell are you from? Krypton?"
  • (Corey Feldman) "You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?"
  • (Corey Haim) "Yeah, all day."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Does the sunlight freak him out?"
  • (Corey Haim) "Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Bad breath, long fingernails?"
  • (Corey Haim) "Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "He's a vampire all right."
  • (Corey Feldman) "All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart."
  • (Corey Haim) "I can't do that; he's my brother."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "OK, we'll come over and do it for you."
  • (Corey Haim) "No."
  • (Corey Feldman) "You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral."
  • (Corey Feldman) "You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know s***, buddy."
  • (Jamison Newlander) "Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?"
  • (Corey Haim) "Actually, I thought it was a bakery."
  • (Corey Feldman) "This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way."

Kiefer Sutherland as David

  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Come on, be one of us."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "They're only noodles Michael."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Initiation's over, Michael. Time to join the club."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "It is too late, my blood is in your veins."
  • (Jason Patric) "So is mine."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Michael wants to know what's going on. Marco, what's going on?"
  • (Alex Winter) "I don't know. What's going on, Paul?"
  • (Brooke McCarter) "Wait a minute. Who wants to know?"
  • (Billy Wirth) "Michael wants to know."

Edward Herrmann as Max

  • (Edward Herrmann) "I still want you, Lucy."
  • (Edward Herrmann) "I haven't changed my mind about that."
  • (Edward Herrmann) "Hey. How you doing? You must be Michael, right?"
  • (Jason Patric) "And you must be Max."
  • (Edward Herrmann) "Right. How are you?"
  • (Edward Herrmann) "Well, you're the man of the house and I'm not coming in until you invite me."
  • (Jason Patric) "You're invited."
  • (Edward Herrmann) "Thanks very much."
  • (Edward Herrmann) "Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless."
  • (Corey Haim) "Did you know that?"
  • (Corey Feldman) "Of course. Everyone knows that."
  • (Edward Herrmann) "It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys -- and my boys."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Great. The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch."

Billy Wirth as Dwayne

  • (Billy Wirth) "Grab the rock box, kid."
  • (Billy Wirth) "You missed, sucker."
  • (Corey Haim) "Only once, pal."

Dianne Wiest as Lucy Emerson

  • (Dianne Wiest) "You got carried away by a comic book?"
  • (Corey Haim) "It was a scary comic, mom. I'm sorry."

Jami Gertz as Star

  • (Jami Gertz) "It's over. It's over."
  • (Chance Michael Corbitt) "Star. Star."
  • (Jami Gertz) "Laddie."

Brooke McCarter as Paul

  • (Brooke McCarter) "You killed Marco."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Yeah, and you're next."
  • (Brooke McCarter) "No, you're next."
  • (Brooke McCarter) "Haha. Garlic don't work, boys."

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