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The Mighty Ducks Quotes

The Mighty Ducks is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Mighty Ducks ended in 1970.

It features David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Thomas Del Ruth as head of cinematography.

The Mighty Ducks is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Mighty Ducks is 104 minutes long. The Mighty Ducks is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay, Matt Doherty as Les Averman, J. D. Daniels as Peter Mark, Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau, Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine, Elden Henson as Fulton Reed, Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway, Shaun Weiss as Goldberg, Jane Plank as Tammy Duncan, Danny Tamberelli as Tommy Duncan, Josef Sommer as Mr. Gerald Ducksworth, Lane Smith as Coach Reilly, Josef Sommer as Ducks, Aaron Schwartz as Dave Karp, Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks, Heidi Kling as Casey Conway, Brandon Adams as Jesse, Jussie Smollett as Terry Hall, Michael Ooms as McGill, M. C. Gainey as Lewis, Steven Brill as Frank Huddy, and Casey Garven as Larson.

The Mighty Ducks Quotes

Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay

  • (Emilio Estevez) "You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood, Right?"
  • (J. D. Daniels) "Yeah, of course we're kids."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth. Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack, Mr. Ducksworth."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Is there a goalie?"
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Only for a little while. l'm moving back to Philly."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Thank you for sharing that."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "SHUT UP. You guys stink. I thought we came here to play hockey."
  • (J. D. Daniels) "You know, I knew we forgot something."
  • (Unnamed) "Could you turn down the stereo?"
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Sure. I guess it was a 'widdle' noisy."
  • (Unnamed) "A 'widdle'? OK, I'm taking down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine?"
  • (Emilio Estevez) "No, thanks. I'm full."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Concentration, not strength."
  • (Matt Doherty) "Like the Karate Kid, right? Wax on. Wax off."
  • (Marguerite Moreau) "Just shut up and try it, Averman."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "You may make it. You may not, but that doesn't matter, Charlie. What matters is that we're here. Look around. Who ever thought we'd make it this far. 1, 2, 3. Triple Deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you, Charlie. Win or lose."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Thanks, Coach."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Go get 'em."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Did you really Quack at the Principal?"
  • (Josef Sommer) "Yeah."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Are we Ducks or what?"
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Now here's the long and the short of it: I hate hockey and I don't like kids."
  • (J. D. Daniels) "What's this supposed to be, a pep talk?"
  • (Emilio Estevez) "I'm sure this will be a real bonding experience. One day, maybe one of you will write a book about it in jail."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "So what kind of guys does she date?"
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Jerks. Not because of her, but when they take a glimpse of me, POW. WARP SPEED. They are gone."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Don't take it personally, Charlie."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Oh, I don't care, except it's not fair to my mom."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "I didn't have a choice, we're being sponsored."
  • (Matt Doherty) "By who, Donald and Daisy?"
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Hey, you don't wanna be Ducks? You'd rather be District Five? Some stupid number?"
  • (J. D. Daniels) "Better than some stupid animal."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "I'll have you know, Peter, that the Duck is one of the most noble, agile and intelligent creatures in the animal kingdom."
  • (Marguerite Moreau) "But they're wimpy."
  • (Garette Ratliff Henson) "They don't even have teeth."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Neither do hockey players. Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation? It's beautiful. Pretty awesome the way they all stick together. Ducks never say die. Ever seen a duck fight? No way. Why? Because the other animals are afraid. They know that if they mess with one duck, they gotta deal with the whole flock. I'm proud to be a Duck, and I'd be proud to fly with any one of you. So how about it? Who's a Duck?"
  • (Elden Henson) "I'll be a duck."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Yeah, me too."

Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine

  • (Garette Ratliff Henson) "Look at this."
  • (Matt Doherty) "The Karpster used his head to stop the puck, Mr. Karpelandi."

Brandon Adams as Jesse

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Casey Garven as Larson

  • (Casey Garven) "What did you do?"
  • (Michael Ooms) "My job"

Steven Brill as Frank Huddy

  • (Steven Brill) "You really stooped to an all-time low on this one, Bombay."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "I'm insulted by that, Frank, you have no idea how low I can stoop."
  • (Steven Brill) "I mean, I don't mind losing; I'd just like to lose fairly."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Losing fair is still losing, Frank. Gotta go for the "W" every time."
  • (Steven Brill) "And what about justice, huh? That man, he should be in jail."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "It was your job to put him there, so don't take it out on me. Next time do your job, Franky-Boy."

Shaun Weiss as Goldberg

  • (Shaun Weiss) "My mother would not approve of this, coach. She'd like to live to be Bar Mitzvahed."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you will become a man."
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Coach, I think you got the ceremonies mixed up. It's more like a circumcision."
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Be careful, man. It almost hit me that time."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you."
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Does that sound stupid to anyone else?"
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Hey, guys. Excuse me, guys, you gotta untie me now. Ha ha. Good joke. Very funny. I like it. No joke, c'mon, guys."
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Hey, coach. Coach, c'mon, don't leave me hanging like this. Coach, don't make me come after you, coach."
  • (Shaun Weiss) "My mother is not gonna approve of this, Coach. She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you become a man."

M. C. Gainey as Lewis

  • (M. C. Gainey) "I could kill one of them just to set an example, sir."
  • (M. C. Gainey) "Give me my candy. That's it. All of it."
  • (M. C. Gainey) "Rink's gotta be around here someplace."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Just look for a sign that says 'Personal Hell'."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "How can he do this to me? I hate kids. They're barely human."

Matt Doherty as Les Averman

  • (Matt Doherty) "Just so you know, we really suck."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Hey, I'll decide who sucks around here."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "They really suck."
  • (Matt Doherty) "The Pete-Meister, Mr. Rabble-Rouser. Passing the puck over to Jessie-Roonie, the Enforcer."
  • (Matt Doherty) "Ouch. That hurt. Oh, it's the Connie-Meister --"
  • (Matt Doherty) "-- the Velvet Hammer."

Lane Smith as Coach Reilly

  • (Lane Smith) "Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats. And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."
  • (Lane Smith) "You got something to say to me, Bombay?"
  • (Emilio Estevez) "To think I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought. You're going down, Reilly."

Aaron Schwartz as Dave Karp

  • (Aaron Schwartz) "What about the things you said? You said we didn't deserve to live."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Karp, I was being sarcastic. Do you know what that means?"
  • (Aaron Schwartz) "Noooo."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Okay, then you do."
  • (Aaron Schwartz) "You said we were losers. You said we didn't deserve to live."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Karp, I was being sarcastic. Do you know what that means?"
  • (Aaron Schwartz) "Noooooo."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "I see that you do."

Michael Ooms as McGill

  • (Michael Ooms) "What's this? The Oreo line?"

Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway

  • (Joshua Jackson) "Oh, man. It's my mom. She looks pissed."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "You know, she has many fine qualities that men find attractive."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "I'm aware, Charlie. That fact has not escaped me."

Heidi Kling as Casey Conway

  • (Heidi Kling) "There's a little kid back home who's absolutely falling in love with his coach. Charlie's gonna be there when we get back and tomorrow and 10 years from now. If Charlie gets too attached --"
  • (Heidi Kling) "Look, Mr. Zen Master, you may be in tune with the ice universe, but when it comes to my kid, "I just know" doesn't cut it."

Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau

  • (Marguerite Moreau) "Hi, coach. I'm Connie. Do you play?"
  • (Emilio Estevez) "No. So, what's our record anyway?"
  • (Marguerite Moreau) "0-9. One was pretty close, though, we only lost by five. And we almost scored a goal, too."
  • (Marguerite Moreau) "But they're wimpy."
  • (Garette Ratliff Henson) "They don't even have teeth."
  • (Emilio Estevez) "Neither do hockey players."

Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks

  • (Vincent Larusso) "Do me a favor. Kick some Hawk butt."

Jane Plank as Tammy Duncan

  • (Jane Plank) "Mom isn't gonna like this at all."
  • (Danny Tamberelli) "So what ? You want me to figure skate, then you gotta play hockey."
  • (Jane Plank) "What do I know about hockey?"
  • (Danny Tamberelli) "More than you think."

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