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The Odd Couple (1970 TV series) Quotes

The Odd Couple is a TV program that debuted in 1970 on American Broadcasting Company. The Odd Couple ended its run in 1975.

The Odd Couple lasted 5 seasons and 114 episodes. It features Neal Hefti as theme composer. The Odd Couple is executive produced by Garry Marshall.

Each episode of The Odd Couple is 30 minute episode (including commercials) long. The Odd Couple is produced by Paramount Television and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television.

The Odd Couple Quotes

  • (Felix Unger) "There are things growing under there."
  • (Oscar Madison) "Don't talk to me about Christmas, will ya? All that sticky, phony goodwill. I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy."
  • (Felix Unger) "What do you dream about?"
  • (Oscar Madison) "Living alone."
  • (Felix Unger) "Ah -- you assumed. My dear, you should never assume. You see, when you assume"
  • (Felix Unger) ", you make an ass -- out of you -- and me."
  • (Princess) "My country is so small we only sent one athlete to the Olympics."
  • (Oscar Madison) "Oh? What event did he compete in?"
  • (Princess) "All of them."
  • (Oscar Madison) "How did he do?"
  • (Princess) "He died in the relays."
  • (Felix Unger) "I am a dramatization of a doctor."
  • (Felix Unger) "She likes -- David Cassidy better than me."
  • (Oscar Madison) "So do I."
  • (Narrator) "On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"
  • (Felix Unger) "The man puts his ketchup on his salad."
  • (Oscar Madison) "So? I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine."
  • (Felix Unger) "Let this be on your head."
  • (Oscar Madison) "Felix --"
  • (Howard Cosell) "Don't call me Howie."
  • (Felix Unger) "Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar."
  • (Felix Unger) "Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick."
  • (Oscar Madison) "Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that."
  • (Felix Unger) "I don't."
  • (Oscar Madison) "You don't have any fun either."
  • (Felix Unger) "What's that?"
  • (Oscar Madison) "Guess I forgot to unpack from the last trip."
  • (Felix Unger) "What are you doing?"
  • (Oscar Madison) "Sterilizing the wound."
  • (Felix Unger) "With beer?"
  • (Oscar Madison) "It's got alcohol in it."
  • (Howard Cosell) "Either he leaves or I leave."
  • (Felix Unger) "Leave."
  • (Oscar Madison) "You ruined my wine."
  • (Felix Unger) "Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles."
  • (Felix Unger) "Everything you've ever owned is on that bed."

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