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The Pagemaster Quotes

The Pagemaster is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Pagemaster ended in 1970.

It features David Kirschner as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and Alexander Gruszynski (live-action) as head of cinematography.

The Pagemaster is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Pagemaster is 75 minutes long. The Pagemaster is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Christopher Lloyd as Mr. Dewey, Macaulay Culkin as Richard Tyler, Whoopi Goldberg as Fantasy, Frank Welker as Horror, Patrick Stewart as Adventure, Leonard Nimoy as Dr. Jekyll, Phil Hartman as Tom Morgan, and Jim Cummings as Long John Silver.

The Pagemaster Quotes

Christopher Lloyd as Mr. Dewey

  • (Christopher Lloyd) "Welcome to the library, young man. Don't tell me. You're here for a special book."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Mister --"
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "Stop stop stop. Allow me to guess. I have a talent for guessing what people need. You're in need of a fantasy. Brave knights, mythical fairies, ferocious dragons."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Look, all I want is --"
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "Adventure. Of course. You're a boy who loves adventure, brimming with wicked demons, cutthroat pirates."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "No, no, that's not it."
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "Horror. Oh, horror. Evil demons, wicked monsters, haunted houses, graveyards. Yes, it's horror for you, boy. I'm sure of it. Your library card, please."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I don't have one."
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "You do now. Sign here."
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "Richard Tyler, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "But I don't want any books."
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "Hmm?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "That's what I've been trying to tell you. I only came in here 'cause of the storm."
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "You mean you don't need?"
  • (Christopher Lloyd) "Oh, I see."

Phil Hartman as Tom Morgan

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Frank Welker as Horror

  • (Frank Welker) "We are lusty, adventurous men."
  • (Frank Welker) "Horror always has sad endings."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "I come from a world of happy endings, why don't you come with us?"
  • (Frank Welker) "I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "You'll never be Adventure. You ain't got the spine for it."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "Come on, honey, even books have spines."
  • (Frank Welker) "Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach --"
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "No, no. Chest. Chest."

Patrick Stewart as Adventure

  • (Patrick Stewart) "How would you like to curl up with a good book?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Ow, me binding."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "In your dreams."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I am the book on sailing."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss."
  • (Frank Welker) "Doh, okay."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "I meant from her."

Macaulay Culkin as Richard Tyler

  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Hey. How'd you get here?"
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "Quit it. We are in the presence of the Pagemaster."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I know who he is. He's the guy who did all THIS to me. Do you have any idea what I've been through?"
  • (The Pagemaster) "Tell me."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten. Got that? Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon."
  • (Frank Welker) "He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death."
  • (The Pagemaster) "Yet you stand before me."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Well, yeah."
  • (The Pagemaster) "Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You guys are the only friends I ever had."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Fantasy."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "Naturally. Who were you expecting, honey? The Tooth Fairy?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Do I click my heels or something?"
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "You're in the wrong story, honey."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "This is not good, definitely not good."

Whoopi Goldberg as Fantasy

  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "You know this short story?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "He's Adventure."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "Honey, that's what they all say."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "What do you mean grabbing a person by the pantyhose like that? Now I've got to straighten out my Little Mermaid underwear."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "He's possessed."
  • (Frank Welker) "He's insane."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "He's my kinda guy."

Leonard Nimoy as Dr. Jekyll

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Jim Cummings as Long John Silver

  • (Jim Cummings) "A cabin boy don't need no library card."

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