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Tower Heist Quotes

Tower Heist is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Tower Heist ended its run in 1970.

It features Brian Grazer, Eddie Murphy, and Kim Roth as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Dante Spinotti as head of cinematography.

Tower Heist is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tower Heist is 104 minutes long. Tower Heist is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Ben Stiller as Josh Kovacs, Gabourey Sidibe as Odessa Montero, Alan Alda as Arthur Shaw, and Eddie Murphy as Slide.

Tower Heist Quotes

Gabourey Sidibe as Odessa Montero

  • (Gabourey Sidibe) "You mess with me, you're a dead man."
  • (Gabourey Sidibe) "First thing you gotta do, you gotta find the entry point. You gotta use your fingers, and you find the entry point."
  • (Gabourey Sidibe) "You married?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "No, I ain't married. What's up?"

Eddie Murphy as Slide

  • (Eddie Murphy) "We can order whatever we like, lunch is on me --"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You know this was a bad idea, right?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "That's it, I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the robbery."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I will blow your face CLEAN OFF your face."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Today I teach you how to pick a lock with a bobby pin. Here's your bobby pin, here's your bobby pin, and here's your punk-ass bobby pin. You unlock the door, or you gonna freeze to death. I'm gonna be inside having sex wih Rita."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's Rita?"

Ben Stiller as Josh Kovacs

  • (Unnamed) "I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute --"
  • (Ben Stiller) "I think I might have a better idea."
  • (Unnamed) "We're gonna go to jail. We're gonna die. Probably both."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Yes. Yes. Yes. Join me."
  • (Unnamed) "We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal --"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Don't worry. I know someone who does."

Alan Alda as Arthur Shaw

  • (Alan Alda) "You people are working stiffs, clock-punchers. Easily replaced."
  • (Ben Stiller) "I don't care what it takes. I will find a way to make it right."

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