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Brian: Portrait of a Dog Quotes

Brian: Portrait of a Dog is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Brian: Portrait of a Dog completed its run in 1970.

Brian: Portrait of a Dog Quotes

  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, Brian please. Can't you two go back to the way you used to be?"
  • (Brian Griffin) "I'm never going back to the way things were, not after the way I was treated, not after the things I've seen."
  • (Chris Griffin) "What did you see? Was it breasts?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Ah, geez, get over it Brian, I mean, how bad you have it here? When I found you, you were nothing but a stray."
  • (Brian Griffin) "You swear, you never speak of that."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Uh, no thank you, I just had it cleaned."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Oh. Ah, geez."
  • (Brian Griffin) "All set, sir."
  • (Peter Griffin) "I don't have any change, sorry."
  • (Brian Griffin) "Oh, that's okay. No charge."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Wait. Wait. Uh, you're hungry? 'Cause you know, my wife makes this beefaroni casserole, out of this world."
  • (Unnamed) "Nothing says "I Love You" quite like Pill --"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. What the hell are you doing you crazy bitch."
  • (Brian) "If you ever tell anyone about that, I will kill you."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Look, you got everything you could possibly want right here, now just eat your cinnamon buns, and stop being a bad dog."
  • (Brian Griffin) "How dare you? How dare you?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "How dare I? How dare I? Where do you think you're going?"
  • (Brian Griffin) "Out."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Hey, hey you're not going anywhere without your leash."
  • (Brian Griffin) "I don't need your damn leash and I don't need you. I'm going for a walk."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Don't worry. He won't get far without this."
  • (Brian Griffin) "I'm sorry, I don't do dog shows, that's not my thing."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Brian, come. Hey, don't you walk out on me."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Uh, heh. Uh, I now command you to leave. Yep. Keep going. Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, flip me off. Good boy. Heh heh, heh heh."
  • (Peter Griffin) "God I hate this freaking cat."
  • (Brian) "I see somebody's been neutered."

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