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Calamity Jane (film) Quotes

Calamity Jane (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Calamity Jane completed its run in 1970.

It features William Jacobs (producer) as producer, David Buttolph in charge of musical score, and Wilfred M. Cline as head of cinematography.

Calamity Jane (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Calamity Jane (film) is 97 minutes long. Calamity Jane (film) is distributed by Warner Brothers.

The cast includes: Doris Day as Calamity Jane, Howard Keel as Wild Bill Hickok, Paul Harvey as Henry Miller, Dick Wesson as Francis Fryer, and Allyn Ann McLerie as Katie Brown.

Calamity Jane (film) Quotes

Doris Day as Calamity Jane

  • (Doris Day) "Enjoy the show."
  • (Doris Day) "Scalps."
  • (Doris Day) "Look at these. Silk, pure silk. I'll bet her mother spun 'em."
  • (Doris Day) "This town ain't big enough. Not for me and that frilled-up, flirtin', man-rustlin' petticoat, it ain't."
  • (Doris Day) "That's better. Next time I tell a story, keep your hands in your pockets you toothless old buffalo."
  • (Doris Day) "Excitement? Why, I got more arrows in the back of that coach than a porcupine has got stickers."
  • (Doris Day) "At last my heart's an open door / And my secret love's no secret any more."
  • (Doris Day) "Gosh almighty, it's Bill Hickok."
  • (Howard Keel) "Here take him."
  • (Howard Keel) "The next man that laughs is gonna get his head ventilated."
  • (Doris Day) "Whip, crack, away."
  • (Doris Day) "Hi Joe / say where'd you get them fancy clothes? / I know / off some fella's laundry line. / Hi Bow / aren't you the prairie rose / Smell like a watermelon vine."
  • (Doris Day) "I got a strange feelin' somebody's bein' hustled."

Howard Keel as Wild Bill Hickok

  • (Howard Keel) "What's this fer?"
  • (Doris Day) "Awww -- just in case any more actresses come in from Chicagy."
  • (Howard Keel) "That's a right-smart looking harness you got on there."
  • (Howard Keel) "She ain't very good lookin'"
  • (Doris Day) "That ain't all she ain't."

Allyn Ann McLerie as Katie Brown

  • (Allyn Ann McLerie) "You'd like to run away wouldn't you? Catch a train get out of this crazy town. But you can't. Your trapped. There is no train. Oh clever, clever you --"
  • (Allyn Ann McLerie) "Five minutes and look at you. You haven't even got a face"

Paul Harvey as Henry Miller

  • (Paul Harvey) "Is there a woman in here?"
  • (Dick Wesson) "No sir. Just Indians."

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