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Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue Quotes

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is a Social guidance film that first aired in 1970 on American Broadcasting Company. Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue ended its run in 1970.

It features Buzz Potamkin as producer, #Voice Cast, See full below doing voices, and Richard Kosinski as theme composer. Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is executive produced by Roy E. Disney.

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is 32 min. long. Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is produced by Endemol Australia and distributed by McDonald's (sponsorship). Spinoffs for this show include See below.

The cast includes: Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny, Jason Marsden as Michael, Lorenzo Music as Garfield, Ross Bagdasarian, Jr. as Alvin, Russi Taylor as Gonzo, George C. Scott as Smoke, Jim Cummings as Pooh, Lindsay Parker as Corey, and Frank Welker as Slimer.

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue Quotes

Jason Marsden as Michael

  • (Jason Marsden) "A time machine?"
  • (Jeff Bergman) "I borrowed it from some coyote."
  • (Michaelangelo) "Cowabunga, dude. How did you ever get so totally cool?"
  • (Jason Marsden) "What are we doing down here?"
  • (Michaelangelo) "Like, you fell through a radical hole, dude. You could've avoided it, but you weren't thinking. Come to think of it, that's a lot of your problem."
  • (Jason Marsden) "What problem?"
  • (Michaelangelo) "Drugs, bud. Your brain must be, like, really messed up."
  • (Jason Marsden) "I gotta get off of these drugs."
  • (Huey) "Drugs? Oh, bad news, Michael."
  • (Dewey) "Why don't you just say "no"?"
  • (Jason Marsden) "Well, maybe it's because I don't want to."
  • (Louie) "Maybe it's because you don't know how."
  • (Jason Marsden) "It's- it's me. This is my future?"
  • (Daffy Duck) "It is if you don't get off those drugs."
  • (Gordon 'ALF' Shumway) "You use, you lose."
  • (Baby Piggy) "Listen to us. We care about you, Mikey."
  • (Jeff Bergman) "What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out."
  • (Kermit) "There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs."
  • (Louie) "Just believe in yourself."
  • (Michaelangelo) "Yeah. You're excellent just the way you are. Without drugs."
  • (Jason Marsden) "HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?"
  • (Jason Marsden) "Hey. He's gonna fall."
  • (Kermit) "Abandon brain."
  • (Russi Taylor) "Weirdos and pigs first."
  • (Jason Marsden) "Corey. Don't you ever, EVER, ever do this stuff."
  • (Lindsay Parker) "But you did it."
  • (Jason Marsden) "I was a dope. I was wrong."
  • (Lindsay Parker) "Then stop. Please, Michael."
  • (Jason Marsden) "I don't know if I can."
  • (George C. Scott) "Face it, kid. We're buddies for life, whether you like it or not."
  • (Lindsay Parker) "You don't have to quit on your own. Talk to Mom and Dad. They'll help. I'll help."
  • (George C. Scott) "Listen to me, Mikey."
  • (Jason Marsden) "I think I've listened to you long enough."
  • (George C. Scott) "You can't get rid of me this easy. I'll be back, and you can bet on it."
  • (Jason Marsden) "He's right, you know. He will try to come back."
  • (Lindsay Parker) "And when he gets here, we'll be ready for him. Right, guys?"
  • (Unnamed) "Right."
  • (Jason Marsden) "Where's the color?"
  • (Jeff Bergman) "Listen, kid. This is the past, and the past is in black and white. Get it?"

Ross Bagdasarian, Jr. as Alvin

  • (Theodore) "What's all this for?"
  • (Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.) "Either someone's conducting a major chemistry experiment, or this is a serious no-no."
  • (Gordon 'ALF' Shumway) "Toto, something tells me we're not in cartoon territory anymore."
  • (Theodore) "There's someone who needs your help."
  • (Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.) "What? Another autograph hound?"

Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny

  • (Jeff Bergman) "Okay, you win. You got me dead to rights. I'm not a cop, I'm a rabbit, but just because I got long ears doesn't mean there's nothing in between 'em."
  • (Jeff Bergman) "What's up, Doc, is your life, if you don't get off those drugs."
  • (Jeff Bergman) "What's dis?"
  • (Jeff Bergman) "-- A joint? So, what's the big attraction?"

Lindsay Parker as Corey

  • (Lindsay Parker) "You're acting really weird."
  • (Jason Marsden) "So who asked you?"

Lorenzo Music as Garfield

  • (Simon) "I don't like the looks of this."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "Neither do I. No food in sight."
  • (Gordon 'ALF' Shumway) "You wanna help track down the thief, Garfield?"
  • (Lorenzo Music) "Hey, going through life with a blue lampshade is work enough. Wake me when the lasagna comes."
  • (Gordon 'ALF' Shumway) "Let me rephrase that: do you wanna help, or do you wanna be lunch?"
  • (Lorenzo Music) "My luck to be stuck on a dresser with a pushy alien."
  • (Gordon 'ALF' Shumway) "The sound of a breaking piggy -- if ever I've heard one."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "Two sounds you can't miss: The sound of a breaking piggy, and the sizzle of hot lasagna."

George C. Scott as Smoke

  • (George C. Scott) "Open the box, Corey."
  • (Jim Cummings) "If I were you, which I'm not, I wouldn't listen to him."
  • (Jim Cummings) "Oh, bother."
  • (Lindsay Parker) "Pooh bear."
  • (George C. Scott) "Relax, he's only cloth and stuffing. Besides, that bear doesn't get around much. I do. Trust me. Open the box."

Jim Cummings as Pooh

  • (Gordon 'ALF' Shumway) "That kid's got a one-way ticket to Nowheresville."
  • (Theodore) "Simon suspects drugs."
  • (Jim Cummings) "Oh, my."
  • (Frank Welker) "Ooh. That's bad moves."
  • (Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.) "Michael needs our help."
  • (Frank Welker) "Then let's help him."

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