Dead Man's Party (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Dead Man's Party (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Dead Man's Party ended its run in 1970.

Dead Man's Party (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?"
• (Unnamed) "What's the difference?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I hate brie."
• (Unnamed) "I know. It smells like Giles' cat."
• (Unnamed) "It's not my --"

• (Unnamed) "It's, uh, Nigerian. We got a very exciting shipment in at the gallery. I, um, thought I'd hang a few pieces in here. It cheers up the room."
• (Unnamed) "It's angry at the room, mom, it wants the room to suffer."

• (Unnamed) "It looks dead, it smells dead, yet it's moving around. That's interesting."

• (Unnamed) "I have not only the right, but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as tingly."
• (Unnamed) "Buffy was cleared of all those charges"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, and while she may live up to the not-a-murderer requirement for enrollment, she is a troublemaker, destructive to school property and the occasional student. And her grade point average is enough to -- I'm sorry. Another tingle moment."

• (Unnamed) "Well I like it. I think you should call it 'Patches'."

• (Unnamed) "I mean, I'm not a full-fledged witch. That takes years. I just did a couple of pagan blessings and a teeny glamour to hide a zit."
• (Unnamed) "It doesn't scare you?"
• (Unnamed) "It has. I tried to communicate with the spirit world and I so wasn't ready for that. It's like being pulled apart inside. Plus, I blew the power for our whole block."

• (Unnamed) "I got in a few hours ago, but, I went to go see my mom first."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Yes, of course. H-How did you find her?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I pretty much remembered the address."

• (Unnamed) "Check it out. The Watcher's back on the clock. And just when you're thinking career change, maybe becoming a -- a looker or a -- a seer"

• (Unnamed) "Fine. Okay. I'm the bad. I can take my lumps -- for a while."
• (Unnamed) "Alright. I'll stop giving you a hard time -- runaway."
• (Unnamed) "Will."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry -- quitter."
• (Unnamed) "Whiner."
• (Unnamed) "Bailer."
• (Unnamed) "Harpy."
• (Unnamed) "Delinquent."
• (Unnamed) "Tramp."
• (Unnamed) "Bad seed."
• (Unnamed) "Witch."
• (Unnamed) "Freak."

• (Unnamed) "Unbelievable. "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead." Americans."

• (Unnamed) "So where were you? Did you go to Belgium?"
• (Unnamed) "Why would I go to Belgium?"
• (Unnamed) "I think the relevant question is why wouldn't ya? Belgium."

• (Unnamed) "I'd like to find Willow and Xander."
• (Unnamed) "Will you be slaying?"
• (Unnamed) "Only if they give me lip."

• (Unnamed) "I think the dead man's party's moved upstairs."
• (Unnamed) "That makes sense. It's the mask in Joyce's bedroom they're after."
• (Unnamed) "Mask?"

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