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Ensign Pulver Quotes

Ensign Pulver is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Ensign Pulver ended its run in 1970.

It features Joshua Logan as producer, George Duning in charge of musical score, and Charles Lawton Jr. as head of cinematography.

Ensign Pulver is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ensign Pulver is 104 minutes long. Ensign Pulver is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Robert Walker as Ens. Frank Pulver, Gerald S. O'Loughlin as LaSueur, Walter Matthau as Doc, Burl Ives as Captain Morton, and Millie Perkins as Scotty.

Ensign Pulver Quotes

Gerald S. O'Loughlin as LaSueur

  • (Gerald S. O'Loughlin) "What the hell is happening?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "Metamorphosis. Vegetables are turning into men."

Walter Matthau as Doc

  • (Walter Matthau) ""Scare the captain off this ship". Don't dream. Don't dream."
  • (Robert Walker) "Stop talking like somebody's father. What about you? You don't even dream."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Touché, Frank. I'm a vegetable. Eggplants don't dream, do they?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "And what did you do in the Great War, daddy?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "I sat on a ship, paralyzed, and watched men rot."
  • (Walter Matthau) "I'm kaput. But you've got a potential. A destructive nature. And what do you do with it? Shoot flies with a piece of lead foil."
  • (Robert Walker) "A naval officer has to be an expert at ballistics."

Burl Ives as Captain Morton

  • (Burl Ives) "I don't want a crew of whining sissies with table manners. I want MEN."
  • (Walter Matthau) "You've GOT men. That's your problem. If we were in combat it would be different. These men left their homes to FIGHT, but they never got into the war. They're in limbo, Captain, trapped between heaven and hell on a floating 10-cent store."
  • (Burl Ives) "You "college" officers make me PUKE."
  • (Burl Ives) "The only reason I don't take you by the nap of the neck and throw you overboard, is that I might need a doctor some day."
  • (Burl Ives) "I want the name of every man that ordered a bottle of that stuff."
  • (Robert Walker) "Nobody ordered it, sir. It's for me."
  • (Burl Ives) "You was gonna' drink all of that yourself?"
  • (Robert Walker) "Slowly."
  • (Burl Ives) "This is a Navy ship, mister. Throw that dirty liquor overboard."

Robert Walker as Ens. Frank Pulver

  • (Unnamed) "Are bras that heavy, Mister Pulver?"
  • (Robert Walker) "Only when they're full."
  • (Robert Walker) "You mean after everything I've told you, you think I could be a doctor?"
  • (Millie Perkins) "By rights, you should be a good one. You have more people to prove yourself to than anyone I ever heard of. You should cash in on that. My family's in business. They say the big trick is to turn liabilities into assets."

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