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Every Home Should Have One Quotes

Every Home Should Have One is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Every Home Should Have One completed its run in 1970.

It features Ned Sherrin as producer, John Cameron (musician) in charge of musical score, and Ken Hodges as head of cinematography.

Every Home Should Have One is recorded in English language and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Every Home Should Have One is 94 minutes long. Every Home Should Have One is distributed by British Lion Films Ltd (UK).

The cast includes: Julie Ege as Inga Giltenburg, Marty Feldman as Teddy Brown, Judy Cornwell as Liz Brown, Penelope Keith as Lotte von Gelbstein, Patience Collier as Mrs. Monty Levin, and Alan Bennett as Defence Solicitor.

Every Home Should Have One Quotes

Patience Collier as Mrs. Monty Levin

  • (Patience Collier) "So, perfect nobody is."
  • (Judy Cornwell) "She was in bed with my husband --."
  • (Patience Collier) "Look, for thirty shillings a week and all found, you can't expect Mary Poppins."
  • (Judy Cornwell) "Someone should report her to the authorities as an undesirable alien."
  • (Patience Collier) "Alien, maybe. But undesirable, it doesn't sound like."
  • (Judy Cornwell) "My husband was too drunk to know what was happening. He's not used to drinking."
  • (Patience Collier) "I don't like the sound of what he is used to."
  • (Judy Cornwell) "Mrs. Levin, if I have decided to accept my husband's explanation, the one thing I do not need is anyone undermining it. He, personally, sent her packing. So all I want from you is a replacement."
  • (Patience Collier) "Oh, of course you do. And what's more a replacement that will turn out to be a repetition --"
  • (Patience Collier) "Ooh, Mrs. Brown I've got for you here a girl that's like the answer to a prayer."
  • (Judy Cornwell) "Whose prayer?"
  • (Patience Collier) "That you don't have to worry, when I tell you that in her last situation, she broke the husband's arm in four places."
  • (Judy Cornwell) "That sounds perfect."

Julie Ege as Inga Giltenburg

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Alan Bennett as Defence Solicitor

  • (Alan Bennett) "Your Worship, this is not; whatever might at first appear; your ordinary, run-of-the-mill brawl between a clergyman and an advertising practitioner, disguised as an archbishop, in a television studio. No, my client claims that the plaintive was responsible for his wife starting divorce proceedings."

Judy Cornwell as Liz Brown

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