Every Which Way but Loose (film) Quotes

Every Which Way but Loose (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Every Which Way but Loose completed its run in 1970.

It features Robert Daley (producer) as producer, Steve Dorff in charge of musical score, and Rexford L. Metz as head of cinematography.

Every Which Way but Loose (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Every Which Way but Loose (film) is 114 minutes long. Every Which Way but Loose (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: John Quade as Cholla, Clint Eastwood as Philo Beddoe, Roy Jenson as Woody, Sondra Locke as Lynn Halsey-Taylor, William O'Connell as Elmo, Dan Vadis as Frank, Bill McKinney as Dallas, Walt Barnes as Tank Murdock, Gregory Walcott as Putnam, James McEachin as Herb, and Beverly D'Angelo as Echo.

Every Which Way but Loose (film) Quotes

Beverly D'Angelo as Echo

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Well, I don't suppose you know of a Ladies room hereabouts?"
• (Orville Boggs) "There all over. Just pick one."
• (Orville Boggs) "She's something, ain't she?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "She sure is. You're full of all kinds of surprises these days."
• (Orville Boggs) "Well -- Say -- Listen, I wanna say that I appreciate your making her feel to home."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Clyde."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "There's something out there. My God. It's horrible. It a monster. I've never see it. It's not even a bear."
• (Orville Boggs) "No, Echo, it's just -- it's just Clyde."
• (Orville Boggs) "Hey, Echo."
• (Clint Eastwood) "What are you doing with that? Jeez."
• (Orville Boggs) "Gimmie that."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Take it easy now. Take it easy. You're gonna scare him."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Me? Scare him?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "That's right. Let me introduce you. Echo, this is Clyde. Clyde, this is Echo."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Echo. You get it?"
• (Orville Boggs) "It's okay. It's okay. See?"

• (Lady Customer) "Are these cantaloupes fresh?"
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Yes."
• (Lady Customer) "Are they today's?"
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Um, yes. They just came in."
• (Lady Customer) "No, no, no. I only want a quarter of a pound."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Oh, these only cost a quarter a pound."
• (Lady Customer) "I only want a quarter of a pound of tomatoes."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Yes, ma'am. Right."
• (Lady Customer) "Can I have a fresh bag now?"
• (Lady Customer) "I'll take these two cantaloupes. How much are they a pound?"
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Oh, cantaloupes; 29 cents a pound."
• (Lady Customer) "I think they were cheaper down the road. I don't know you're so expensive here."

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "What are we supposed to do with all this stuff?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Eat it, all of it."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "All of it?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "All of it."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "What if I can't?"
• (Orville Boggs) "Well, then we'll give it to Clyde."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Can you imagine what this stuff would do to Clyde's digestive track?"
• (Orville Boggs) "Oh, no."
• (Clint Eastwood) "He already has enough gas to go to North Denver, and he's never seen a bean in his life."
• (Orville Boggs) "Say, when's your little lady coming here?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "She should be along any time."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Come on, let's get outta here."
• (Orville Boggs) "Well, listen, Philo, does that mean we're going back to L.A.?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Hell, no. But when I find her, I'm gonna take of that guy she's with -- my way."

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Um, Orville? What did you say, anyway, that made that woman storm away like that?"
• (Orville Boggs) "I told her you had the clap."

• (Orville Boggs) "I think you owe us some money."
• (Kincaid's Manager) "What money?"
• (Orville Boggs) "Now wait a minute --"
• (Kincaid's Manager) "Now you ain't gonna tell all these boys that you're gonna take their money now, are ya?"
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "That was just so you know the first one was no accident."

Clint Eastwood as Philo Beddoe

• (Clint Eastwood) "If you don't like him, they why do you stay with him?"
• (Sondra Locke) "Because he promised to help me get the $7,000."
• (Clint Eastwood) "For what?"
• (Sondra Locke) "For the down payment."
• (Clint Eastwood) "What do you want to buy?"
• (Sondra Locke) "My own club back home in Denver. I'm going to call it the Lynn Halsey-Taylor Drinking Fountain. That's going to be the name of my group too, and I'll have talent night three days a week."
• (Clint Eastwood) "How much of the $7,000 do you have already?"
• (Sondra Locke) "He won't tell me."

• (Clint Eastwood) "That's mighty nice of you."
• (William O'Connell) "You see that?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "An arm?"
• (William O'Connell) "No, that."
• (Clint Eastwood) "A tattoo?"
• (William O'Connell) "He don't know what this means."
• (Dan Vadis) "Do you see that?"
• (Orville Boggs) "Ah-choo. Oh, sorry."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Two tattoos."
• (William O'Connell) "Them's Black Widows."
• (Dan Vadis) "Did you know that more people die from black widows than rattlers every year?"
• (Orville Boggs) "Is that right?"
• (Dan Vadis) "Yeah, that's right."
• (Orville Boggs) "Well, listen, I sure do appreciate knowing that because most of the people I know just; puh; step on them and squish them"
• (Dan Vadis) "I don't need this cheap s***."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Orville, that's no way to thank you two guys just bought us a beer. Why don't you get the check and I'll go outside and thank them properly"
• (William O'Connell) "Oh, okay."

• (Clint Eastwood) "I'm not afraid of any man, but when it comes to sharing my feelings with a woman, my stomach turns to royal gelatin."

• (Clint Eastwood) "Cut it out, Clyde."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Ma, what'd do that for?"
• (Ma Boggs) "I've been trying to get your attention for five minutes. Did you see Orville?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Yeah, I've seen him."
• (Ma Boggs) "Well, Orville tell ya what?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Yeah, I'm sorry, Ma, about you missing your driver's test again."
• (Ma Boggs) "Oh, that ain't the "What" what I mean."
• (Clint Eastwood) "You mean Clyde? Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that too, Ma. He won't do it again, I promise you."
• (Ma Boggs) "Well, what are you gonna do about it?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "What, the crap or the Oreos?"
• (Ma Boggs) "About Clyde, god**** it. I don't have no privacy in my own home no more."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Well I confronted about it, Ma, and I guarantee it won't happen again."
• (Ma Boggs) "No privacy in your own home. A whole god**** bag of Oreos."
• (Ma Boggs) "Ohh. Stop that, ya god**** baboon. No respect. No privacy. No nothing."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Bang."

• (Ma Boggs) "What're you gonna do with the baboon?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Orangutan, Ma. Clyde's an orangutan."
• (Ma Boggs) "Well, what's the difference?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "12 ribs. Just like you and me."
• (Ma Boggs) "What're you gonna do with him?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "He's coming with me. Come on, Clyde."
• (Ma Boggs) "Well, when are you comin' back?"
• (Orville Boggs) "Whenever it's time, Ma."
• (Ma Boggs) "It just don't seem right to leave an old lady alone. And what about my god**** license?"
• (Ma Boggs) "This is -- it's just --"
• (Ma Boggs) "Twelve ribs -- I don't believe any of that s***."

John Quade as Cholla

• (John Quade) "The very first thing we do is find out who we're talking about. I mean, we don't even know where to find him."
• (William O'Connell) "How are we gonna find him?"
• (John Quade) "Well it appears to me that there can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape."

• (John Quade) "Say, old lady, where's Philo Beddoe?"
• (Ma Boggs) "How the hell do I know? Get off my porch with that thing. Get off my property."
• (John Quade) "You're uh -- you're not very hospitable."
• (Ma Boggs) "Hospitable my ass. Get off my porch."
• (John Quade) "Very well, if you insist."
• (Roy Jenson) "Alright lady -- put down that gun now."
• (Roy Jenson) "I'm warning you lady. Put down that gun now."
• (Ma Boggs) "Oof."
• (Roy Jenson) "Wait for me."
• (Ma Boggs) "First the police, and I told those boys not to leave a vulnerable old lady all alone."
• (Ma Boggs) "Hospitable? Horses***."

• (John Quade) "You're late, pretty boy. I don't believe this."
• (Dan Vadis) "Damn, I've never knowed nobody who hit so hard or so fast."
• (William O'Connell) "Yeah. He could've been Denver Tank Murdock."
• (Dan Vadis) "That's right."
• (John Quade) "Sound like him?"
• (Bill McKinney) "Don't know. Didn't get to see him so close as Elmo."
• (William O'Connell) "At least I didn't drop my bike and run."
• (Dan Vadis) "Yeah, like you two, goofy suckers."
• (John Quade) "Shut up."
• (John Quade) "Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are -- it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes."
• (Dan Vadis) "Yeah, but we don't know for sure if he took them or not. We were --"
• (Roy Jenson) "Unconcious for two hours."
• (William O'Connell) "That's not true."
• (John Quade) "SHUT UP."
• (John Quade) "The very first thing we do is find out who we're talking about. I mean, we don't even know where to find him."
• (William O'Connell) "How are we gonna find him?"
• (John Quade) "Well, it appears to me that there can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape."

• (John Quade) "Spread out."
• (John Quade) "god**** morphadites."

James McEachin as Herb

• (James McEachin) "Putnam. Big dumb galoot. Putnam, where are ya? Dummy."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "What was that?"
• (Orville Boggs) "I think he's spending too much time with Clyde."

Gregory Walcott as Putnam

• (Gregory Walcott) "This machine is very sensitive."
• (James McEachin) "What you think you can find out here?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "You never know what you're gonna find out here. Just listen. It picks up all kinds of metal: Swiss watches, expensive foreign cameras, silver dollars. Gold, man."
• (James McEachin) "Gold?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "Yeah."

• (Gregory Walcott) "Herb?"
• (James McEachin) "Yeah?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "What are we gonna do with that son-of-a-bitch?"
• (James McEachin) "Who?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "You know damn well what I'm talking about. That cowboy at the Palomino Club."
• (James McEachin) "I don't know what you can do about it. What can we do, man?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "You mean to stand and tell me you'll let him get away with it?"
• (James McEachin) "Well, Putnam, you got anything in mind?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "What I got in mind is to break his stupid head."
• (James McEachin) "Whew. Hey, listen, you sure that thing works?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "Sure it works. Just keep digging."
• (James McEachin) "Besides, you don't even know where to find him."
• (Gregory Walcott) "Don't worry. I'll find him. I've got a plan."
• (James McEachin) "What's that?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "I'll use my medical leave."
• (James McEachin) "You mean to say that you're gonna spend your two weeks medical leave looking for him?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "I'll spend the next two years looking for him if I have to."

• (Gregory Walcott) "Hey, why don't you watch what the hell you're doing?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Why don't you shut your face, boy?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "Oh, what have we got here? A real live, macho cowboy."
• (Gregory Walcott) "Don't turn your back on me."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Somebody call the cops."
• (Bartender) "They ARE the cops."
• (Clint Eastwood) "s***."

• (Ma Boggs) "Who is it?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "Police."
• (Ma Boggs) "I'm coming. I'm coming, god**** it. What do you want with an old lady?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "Ma'am, we're looking for Philo Beddoe. Our records say he lives at this here address."
• (Ma Boggs) "Well, your records are wrong. He lives at that address in the back. What do you want him for?"
• (Gregory Walcott) "Just lookin' for him, ma'am."
• (Ma Boggs) "Well, he don't live there anymore. He's gone off. Took that son-of-a-bitch Clyde with him."
• (Gregory Walcott) "Clyde?"
• (Ma Boggs) "His ape."
• (James McEachin) "His ape?"
• (Ma Boggs) "You heard me. What you making me repeat myself for?"
• (James McEachin) "Do you know where he's gone?"
• (Ma Boggs) "Oh, who gives a damn? Stealing all my Oreos, crapping all over the place. 12 ribs, my ass."
• (James McEachin) "Uh, thank you very much. Sorry to bother you, ma'am."
• (Gregory Walcott) "Good night, ma'am."
• (Ma Boggs) "Yeah, I'm sorry too. S-see, leave an old lady alone, fending for herself, no protection. You just don't see --"

Dan Vadis as Frank

• (Waitress) "You want to talk, take a walk. You want to eat, take a seat."
• (Dan Vadis) "What're you laughing at, lard ass?"
• (Fat Man) "I tell you what. You turn around and walk out that door, and I'll forget what you said."
• (Fat Man) "And I won't tell everybody you drink horse piss."
• (Dan Vadis) "Elmo, Cholla, did you hear what he just said?"
• (John Quade) "I heard it."
• (Waitress) "I'll just keep this warm for you, Lester."
• (Dan Vadis) "Okay bigmouth, let's go."
• (Waitress) "You want me to keep a piece of that lemon merangue?"
• (Fat Man) "Yeah, this won't take but a minute."
• (Fat Man) "Let's go, cutes."

Walt Barnes as Tank Murdock

• (Walt Barnes) "Looks like you've had a go at it already. You sure that face won't hurt too much to fight?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "I ain't gonna be hitting you with my face."
• (Walt Barnes) "That's funny. I like you. Don't worry kid, we're gonna get this over in a hurry and take care of you here. Where'd you hear of Tank Murdock before, kid?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "All around?"
• (Walt Barnes) "Yeah?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "They say you're the best."
• (Walt Barnes) "They do, huh? Well, let's get with it."

Sondra Locke as Lynn Halsey-Taylor

• (Sondra Locke) "Philo -- I'm scared."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Don't worry -- I'm not going to let anything happen to you."
• (Sondra Locke) "That's not what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid for Schuyler -- please don't hurt him."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Well, that sonofabitch tried to blow my head off and he didn't even care that you were sitting next to me."
• (Sondra Locke) "That's just it. He was trying to scare you. He doesn't even know how to shoot."
• (Clint Eastwood) "I sure as hell don't like the way he's trying to find out."

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