Get Smart, Again! Quotes

Get Smart, Again! is a Somedy that first aired in 1989 on ABC. Get Smart, Again! completed its run in 1970.

It features Burt Nodella as producer, Peter Rodgers Melnick in charge of musical score, and Gayne Rescher as head of cinematography. Get Smart, Again! is executive produced by Daniel Melnick.

Get Smart, Again! is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Get Smart, Again! is 96 minutes long. Get Smart, Again! is produced by IndieProd Company Productions and distributed by American Broadcasting Company. Spinoffs for this show include Get Smart (1995 TV series).

Get Smart, Again! Quotes

• (Unnamed) "It's the old, old Trojan horse trick."
• (Unnamed) "That could work -- 99, are you sure this isn't your idea?"
• (Unnamed) "No, it was Max's."

• (Unnamed) "We've got one week to save the world."
• (Unnamed) "Lucky it's this week we set our clocks back on Sunday. That gives us an extra hour."

• (Unnamed) "Shtarker, this is KAOS. We don't 'Yippie-yo-ka-yah' here."
• (Unnamed) "Forgive me, I know we don't 'Yippie-yo-ka-yah' here."
• (Unnamed) "Occasionally a strained 'Yahoo' is alright."

• (Unnamed) "Missed it by that much."

• (Unnamed) "How is mother?"
• (Unnamed) "Why ask now? You don't care. You never call, you never write."
• (Unnamed) "How well I know that feeling --"

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Smart. That was my best brush with death so far."

• (Unnamed) "Oh Max, I divulged too much. I didn't need to list all of your idiosyncrasies."
• (Unnamed) "My idiosyncrasies?"
• (Unnamed) "Pages 127 to 145."
• (Unnamed) "Why couldn't you just write a diet book like everybody else?"

• (Unnamed) "I can drown the city that houses your finest minds, your most brilliant intillects."
• (Unnamed) "Well at least Washington is safe."

• (Unnamed) "99, I love you better than the whole world. Would you believe it? The whole world."
• (Unnamed) "Yes Max, I believe it."

• (Unnamed) "Nobody gets through War and Peace."

• (Unnamed) "Smart, you appear to be in pretty good shape, do you work out?"
• (Unnamed) "I jog one hundred miles every day. Would you believe it? One hundred miles."
• (Unnamed) "I find that hard to believe."
• (Unnamed) "Would you believe fifty?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "How about two push ups and a deep breath?"

• (Unnamed) "Well, we'll just have to chalk this up to a precious waste of time -- and chalk."

• (Unnamed) "The fate of the civilized world depends upon you."
• (Unnamed) "What about our side, sir?"

• (Unnamed) "Now Smart, remember, KAOS will do everything in it's power to try to stop you. You'll be in imminent danger and constant jeopardy, facing death at every turn."
• (Unnamed) "And -- loving it."

• (Unnamed) "Ok, I'll go in and you cover me."
• (Unnamed) "Max, I dont have a gun."
• (Unnamed) "Eh, ok, then you go in and I'll cover you."
• (Unnamed) "Max."
• (Unnamed) "Eh, I've got a gun for you, 99."
• (Unnamed) "Max this looks like a tootsie role with a trigger. What do you say when you use this, 'Put your finger up?'"
• (Unnamed) "Well, it might not look like much, 99, but when you attach this noiser to it --"
• (Unnamed) "Noiser?"
• (Unnamed) "-- a bang becomes a boom."

• (Unnamed) "We need you to come back to work for Control."
• (Unnamed) "Sure, when you need me you come around. Otherwise I never hear from you. It really hurts, Max. I'm not made of stone, you know"

• (Unnamed) "We have perfected a mini-camera that fits right into your nose. All you have to do is press this button on your jacket and your elbow will record what your nose sees."
• (Unnamed) "Well, wouldn't it be better if my nose recorded what my elbow sees?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "No?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Simply because in your elbow patch compartment there is a mini recorder plus everything else you might need. A mini-magnet, a mini-gun and a mini-condom."
• (Unnamed) "I'm curious. What use do we have for a mini-magnet?"
• (Unnamed) "All you need to know is in your mini-manual which is in your other elbow patch compartment."

• (Unnamed) "The Cone of Silence. It's an obsolete anti-bugging device."
• (Unnamed) "Well, it's not really obsolete, sir. as a matter of fact, I bought one at the Control garage sale, it's hanging over my bed."
• (Unnamed) "Over your bed?"
• (Unnamed) "I talk in my sleep."

• (Unnamed) "This is the single most important telephone call you will ever receive. The fate of the world depends upon you."
• (Unnamed) "Could you hold that thought for a second sir, someones coming."
• (Unnamed) "He put the world on hold."

• (Unnamed) "Max, I can't believe me, I'm all butterflies. Do you realize how long it's been since we've done something this exciting together?"
• (Unnamed) "What was wrong with Tuesday night?"

• (Unnamed) "Go to sleep, 99"
• (Unnamed) "I can't."
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "You're sitting on me."

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Smart, may I say that you have been the highlight of my entire career."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you. And how long have you been with the company?"
• (Unnamed) "Three days."

• (Unnamed) "They can produce acid rain, destroy all our crops, and pollute our water."
• (Unnamed) "You mean they can do that better than we're doing it now?"

• (Unnamed) "All right, Major, what happened? Why did we not get the Hottentot papers?"
• (Unnamed) "Errrrr --"
• (Unnamed) "We don't ERRRRRR here."

• (Williams) "Commander, it's Agent Beamish."
• (Unnamed) "Verify."
• (Williams) "It's him sir."
• (Unnamed) "Activate the door."
• (Unnamed) "What's up, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "The fate of the world, the president's blood pressure, and you. Sit down."

• (Unnamed) "Because at this very moment, this warehouse is being surrounded by one hundred cops with Doberman pinschers. Would you believe it? A hundred cops with Doberman pinschers."
• (Unnamed) "I find that hard to believe."
• (Unnamed) "Would you believe ten security guards and a bloodhound?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't think so."
• (Unnamed) "How about a Boy Scout with rabies?"

• (Unnamed) "Oh, Max. You let him get away. Did you get a look at his face?"
• (Unnamed) "If that was his face he has a huge cleft in his chin."

• (Unnamed) "You met the President. What's he like?"
• (Unnamed) "Everything you'd expect."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that."

• (Unnamed) "You mean you and Siegfried are triplets?"
• (Unnamed) "No, there are three of us."
• (Unnamed) "You mean to tell me that you have another brother who looks exactly like you and Siegfried?"
• (Unnamed) "No, a sister."
• (Unnamed) "I bet she has a tough time getting dates."

• (Unnamed) "Max, was that man from KAOS?"
• (Unnamed) "How did you know, 99?"
• (Unnamed) "Remember Gruvnik?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course, Gruvnik the Spoiler."
• (Unnamed) "Right. In 1969 he was traded by KAOS to THRUSH for a rookie killer and two minor-league muggers. That man was Beademeyer, one of the muggers."
• (Unnamed) "Of course, I should've remembered his clammy hands."

• (Unnamed) "Where have you been keeping yourself?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, here and there, just part-time spying now. Two weeks in a toilet in Talido, a voodoo drum in Haiti. That was kind of fun, like a vacation."

• (Unnamed) "I agree, 99. There's something rotten in Detroit."
• (Unnamed) "That's Denmark, Max."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Well, things haven't been that great in Detroit either."

• (Unnamed) "Believe me, it's not easy to send one of my men off on a mission that some of my Cabinet members have characterized as, one of certain death."
• (Unnamed) "Certain death?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but in my opinion I have no other choice."
• (Unnamed) "Could we get a second opinion?"

• (Unnamed) "Could you speak a little louder, sir? They're throwing dirt in my grave."

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