Good Morning, Miami Quotes

Good Morning, Miami is a television show that appeared on TV in 2002 on NBC. Good Morning, Miami ended its run in 2004.

Good Morning, Miami aired for 2 seasons and 40 episodes. It features Rich Ragsdale as composer. Good Morning, Miami is created by David Kohan.

Good Morning, Miami is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Good Morning, Miami is 23 minutes long. Good Morning, Miami is produced by KoMut Entertainment.

The cast includes: Brooke Dillman as Sister Brenda, Ashley Williams as Dylan Messinger, Mark Feuerstein as Jake Silver, Suzanne Pleshette as Claire, Tessie Santiago as Lucia Rojas-Klein, Jere Burns as Frank Alfano, Matt Letscher as Gavin Stone, Constance Zimmer as Penny, Mark Feuerstein as Jake, Ashley Williams as Dylan, Matt Letscher as Gavin, and Jere Burns as Frank.

Good Morning, Miami Quotes

Mark Feuerstein as Jake Silver

• (Mark Feuerstein) "My hair is at the peak of its cycle. It's full, but not a Jake-fro."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "I mean, it's Penny. She's like my little brother."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "There's something about your eyes and your smile -- and it's not just that they light up a room. They're the gateway to a world I want to be a part of."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "When you were younger, and fat, what was that name the kids used to call you?"
• (Matt Letscher) "Fat kid."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Oh. Kids are so original. And accurate."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "Roberta, you can't be serious. What, do you think Stone is Stone Phillips? He's not even McKENZIE PHILLIPS."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "Ok, now I'm gonna have to back up over you with my whoopass mobile."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "Yeah, well some girl named Penny was supposed to pick me up at the airport."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Penny. Well there's your problem. She's completely unreliable. I mean, she's hot, but all she does is scarf the free food, hang around the office and annoy people."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Well there's one in every office."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "I'm Jake Silver."
• (Unnamed) "I'm Penny."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "What are you eating?"
• (Constance Zimmer) "Birthday cake. Oh, by the way, later your colleagues will be surprising you with MOST of a birthday cake."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Wow, what a coincidence. At the end of the week I'll be surprising you with MOST of a paycheck."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "Do you not know what boinking is?"
• (Suzanne Pleshette) "Yes, it's what you aren't doing."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "Look, just be nice to Dylan. It's not a chore. Try complimenting her instead of putting peanut butter in her clogs and mayonnaise in her coffee."
• (Constance Zimmer) "It looks just like creamer -- I'm told."

• (Unnamed) "You're actually willing to let him go? You must be a COMPLETE IDIOT."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "That hurts -- only because of your voice."

Constance Zimmer as Penny

• (Constance Zimmer) "I can't believe that girl actually thought I had a crush on you. She's crazier than a bum arguing with his elbow."

• (Constance Zimmer) "That's the problem. I think I'm still kinda hung up on him."

• (Constance Zimmer) "Ooooh, nice. Wanna trade? Hey, tell me, what did George Michael get for them? Oh, wait. Never mind -- I already know."
• (Unnamed) "Big words from someone who's footprints are on the front of my windshield."

• (Constance Zimmer) "-- I need to know what your office drug policy is."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Um, no drugs."
• (Constance Zimmer) "Got it. Now, do you consider the parking lot to be part of the office?"
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Yes."
• (Constance Zimmer) "Got it. Um, is weed a drug?"

• (Constance Zimmer) "Okay, Jake, I'm gonna try and make this clear enough for you to finally grasp, okay? Dylan is in love with Gavin. Gavin is her man. Gavin, not you. You're Jake. Jake is not her man. Her man is Gavin. Gavin is not Jake. Jake is alone."

• (Constance Zimmer) "Solitaire or porn?"
• (Mark Feuerstein) "I'm working."
• (Constance Zimmer) "Porn."

• (Constance Zimmer) "What are you, my third grade teacher? Be nice to Mooktelah, she's far from home."

Matt Letscher as Gavin Stone

• (Matt Letscher) "You're my girlfriend."
• (Constance Zimmer) "You're my boyfriend."
• (Matt Letscher) "So the next step is to find beach and run in slow motion."

• (Matt Letscher) "Silver?"
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Gavin?"
• (Matt Letscher) "All right, take that off. I want you out of the costume right now."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "I bet that's not the first time you've said that to another man wearing spandex in a gay bar."

• (Matt Letscher) "What are you doing in here?"
• (Constance Zimmer) "I'm on my way to the warehouse to pick up some film, and with all this traffic, it might be a while."
• (Matt Letscher) "Why are you smoking?"
• (Constance Zimmer) "It's my car, I can do what I want."

• (Matt Letscher) "Who's there?"
• (Mark Feuerstein) "It's me, Jake."
• (Matt Letscher) "Prove it. Jump up."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Ha, ha. I'm short. Open the door."
• (Matt Letscher) "Why?"
• (Mark Feuerstein) "I don't think you should be alone tonight."
• (Matt Letscher) "Sure, make your move when I'm vulnerable."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Ha, ha. I'm gay."

• (Matt Letscher) "You don't seem to be burdened with any sexual hang ups."
• (Constance Zimmer) "Dog, I am a slut with skills."

• (Matt Letscher) "Oh, oh, oh. You're making a joke about alcoholics. You think alcoholics are funny."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "I sure hope they're funnier than recovering alcoholics."

• (Matt Letscher) "I only have so many apologies to give. This just feels too stupid to waste one on."

• (Matt Letscher) "It's not witchcraft, it's a palm pilot."

• (Matt Letscher) "Hey, Bessie. You wanna go easy on that cud?"
• (Tessie Santiago) "Why does everything have to turn into a cheap insult with you, woman hips?"

• (Matt Letscher) "Tell me, do you need special scissors to split heirs like that?"

• (Matt Letscher) "Silver's come down with a case of -- mono."
• (Ashley Williams) "Jake has mono?"
• (Matt Letscher) "Yep. From kissing -- another man."
• (Ashley Williams) "Jake did NOT get mono from kissing a man."
• (Matt Letscher) "Oh, yes, he did."
• (Ashley Williams) "Why would Jake be kissing a man?"
• (Matt Letscher) "I don't know, who knows why hobbits do anything?"

Brooke Dillman as Sister Brenda

• (Brooke Dillman) "If we're talking in religious terms."
• (Ashley Williams) "What do you mean?"
• (Brooke Dillman) "If the UPS man was a hymn, I'd sing him everyday."

• (Brooke Dillman) "You can't fire me. I'm a friggin nun."

Ashley Williams as Dylan Messinger

• (Ashley Williams) "It's drunk, and I'm raining."

• (Ashley Williams) "The expression is bonk."

• (Ashley Williams) "Are you accusing me of manipulating Jake?"
• (Constance Zimmer) "Hey, if the peanut buttery clog fits, wear it."

• (Ashley Williams) "Jake, why are you talking like the frosted mini-wheat?"

• (Ashley Williams) "Why'd you kiss me back?"
• (Mark Feuerstein) "Self defense?"

Suzanne Pleshette as Claire

• (Suzanne Pleshette) "You are smelling pillows?"
• (Mark Feuerstein) "I can stop anytime I want."

• (Suzanne Pleshette) "Trust me. I have the wisdom of a woman twice my age."
• (Mark Feuerstein) "That means nothing, you claim to be a woman half your age. So your saying you have the wisdom of a woman your age."
• (Suzanne Pleshette) "Thats right, thirty-nine."

Jere Burns as Frank Alfano

• (Jere Burns) "Penny Lane, penny for your thoughts, Pennies from Heaven."

• (Jere Burns) "-- roller disco, three time champ."
• (Constance Zimmer) "Is that a sport, or just the gayest thing you can do on skates?"

• (Jere Burns) "Wanna feel my arm-muscle? It's freakishly over-developed."
• (Constance Zimmer) "What is this? Hand me a lawsuit day?"

Tessie Santiago as Lucia Rojas-Klein

• (Tessie Santiago) "What about Steve from craft services?"
• (Ashley Williams) "Yeah, sure."
• (Tessie Santiago) "Do you think Jake is cute?"
• (Ashley Williams) "I haven't really thought about it."
• (Tessie Santiago) "Oh, and you thought of Fat Steve with the sandles and snaggled toe?"
• (Ashley Williams) "Lucia, I'm happy with Gavin."
• (Tessie Santiago) "Ah, listen to you. I did not ask if you were happy with Gavin, I asked if you thought Jake was cute."
• (Ashley Williams) "I told you haven't really thought about it."
• (Tessie Santiago) "Are you thinking about it now?"
• (Ashley Williams) "No."
• (Tessie Santiago) "Are you thinking about it now?"
• (Ashley Williams) "No."
• (Tessie Santiago) "Are you thinking about it now?"

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