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Klovn Quotes

Klovn is a Sitcom; Dark Comedy that first aired in 2005 on TV 2 Zulu. Klovn ended its run in 2018.

Klovn was on for 7 seasons and 70 episodes. It features Ib Tardini as producer. Klovn is executive produced by Keld Reinicke. Klovn is created by Casper Christensen.

Klovn is recorded in Danish language and originally aired in Denmark. Each episode of Klovn is 25 min. long.

The cast includes: Casper as Casper, and Frank as Frank.

Klovn Quotes

Casper as Casper

  • (Casper) "How many packs of toilet paper you got there?"
  • (Frank) "12, I think --"
  • (Casper) "That's 12 times 12 that's 144 rolls of toilet paper -- You know what kind of signal you're sending?"
  • (Frank) "No, what?"
  • (Casper) "It's like this: "Hi, here I am, I s*** all the time -- I s*** and s*** and s*** and s*** and it takes me a year to get through my s***ting.""

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