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R.S.V.P. (film) Quotes

R.S.V.P. (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . R.S.V.P. ended its run in 1970.

It features Mark Anthony Galluzzo as producer, Michael Muhlfriedel in charge of musical score, and Mark Anthony Galluzzo, Christian Grosselfinger, and Thom Stukas as head of cinematography.

R.S.V.P. (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of R.S.V.P. (film) is 100 minutes long. R.S.V.P. (film) is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Reno Wilson as Garrett, Jason Mewes as Terry, Rick Otto as Nick, Glenn Quinn as Hal Evans, Daniel Joseph as Skyles, Brandi Andres as Jordan, and Glenn Quinn as Hal.

R.S.V.P. (film) Quotes

Rick Otto as Nick

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Glenn Quinn as Hal

  • (Glenn Quinn) "Now, I could be famous by sunrise if I really wanted to."
  • (Brandi Andres) "Oh really? And how's that?"
  • (Glenn Quinn) "I'd kill everyone in this room."
  • (Glenn Quinn) "In case you haven't noticed, that crazy f*** out there's got a gun, and I -- we DON'T. Just look around for a weapon."
  • (Glenn Quinn) ". A REAL WEAPON."
  • (Glenn Quinn) "Bandiero."
  • (Daniel Joseph) "What the f*** are you, Irish or Spanish?"
  • (Glenn Quinn) "Ten people dead without anyone sayin' a word. I mean, it's downright impressive. I imagine I'll be teaching it real soon. So don't get me wrong pal when I say that you're a crazy mother f***er and they're going to fry your ass."

Daniel Joseph as Skyles

  • (Daniel Joseph) "What is the correlation here between this freak and death?"
  • (Glenn Quinn) "A, I readily concede that I am a freak, right, and B, death is just this particular freak's hobby and occupation."

Jason Mewes as Terry

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Reno Wilson as Garrett

  • (Reno Wilson) "Your overeducated, undermotivated, scrawny little toothpick ass shows up at my site,"
  • (Reno Wilson) "I'll be damned if I be given it a job."

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