Men Behaving Badly Quotes

Men Behaving Badly is a television program that debuted in 1992 on ITV (TV network) (1992). Men Behaving Badly ended its run in 1998.

Men Behaving Badly was on for 42 episodes. It features Beryl Vertue as producer. Men Behaving Badly is created by Simon Nye.

Men Behaving Badly is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Men Behaving Badly is 30 minutes long. Men Behaving Badly is produced by Hartswood Films in association with Thames Television and distributed by Fremantle (company).

Men Behaving Badly Quotes

• (Unnamed) "It was going to read "Deborah, I love you", but now I'm just going for "Deb"."

• (Unnamed) "See the graffiti in the gents has reached new heights of literacy."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, whats it say?"
• (Unnamed) ""West-Ham is a poof"."

• (Unnamed) "Twelve across, five letters, god. That's got to be Jesus, right?"
• (Unnamed) "They're not the same thing, though, are they?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, Jesus is the same as God, isn't he? A bit younger."

• (Unnamed) "Bed? Beds are for sleepy people. Let's get a kebab and go to a disco."

• (Unnamed) "Gary doesn't understand periods. He thinks they're something to do with the moon."

• (Unnamed) "I mean, look at the fuss women make about child birth. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't smart a bit, but if blokes did it, I reckon you'd be looking at, what, give birth, have a couple of Paracetamol, maybe a bit of a nap and then back to work within the hour."

• (Unnamed) "Let's face it Tony, the only way you're gonna be in there is that if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex."

• (Unnamed) "You really are a yob aren't you Gary?"
• (Unnamed) "On the contrary, I think I'm remarkably sensitive."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, that must be why you refer to Luciano Pavarotti as "that fat git"."

• (Unnamed) "Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?"
• (Unnamed) "Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it."

• (Unnamed) "I must lie down here in conjunction with you --"

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