One Hundred and One Dalmatians Quotes

One Hundred and One Dalmatians is a television program that first aired in 1970 . One Hundred and One Dalmatians ended in 1970.

It features Walt Disney as producer, and George Bruns in charge of musical score.

One Hundred and One Dalmatians is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of One Hundred and One Dalmatians is 79 minutes long. One Hundred and One Dalmatians is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Barbara Luddy as Roger, Martha Wentworth as Nanny, Cate Bauer as Perdita, Rod Taylor as Pongo, Mickey Maga as Patch, Sandra Abbott as Penny, George Pelling as Danny, Rickie Sorensen as Spotty, David Frankham as Seargent Tibs, Thurl Ravenscroft as Captain, Tudor Owen as Towser, Basil Ruysdael as Truck Driver, and Mary Wickes as Freckles.

One Hundred and One Dalmatians Quotes

Thurl Ravenscroft as Captain

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Rod Taylor as Pongo

• (Rod Taylor) "Perdy, I've got an idea."
• (Cate Bauer) "Pongo, what on earth?"
• (Rod Taylor) "Look. I'm a Labrador. We'll all roll in the soot. We'll all be Labradors."
• (Labrador) "Say. That is an idea."
• (Rod Taylor) "Come on, kids. Roll in the soot."
• (Sandra Abbott) "You mean you want us to get dirty?"
• (Unnamed) "Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty."
• (Unnamed) "Mother, should we?"
• (Cate Bauer) "Do as your father says."
• (Unnamed) "This'll be fun."
• (Unnamed) "I always wanted to get good and dirty."

• (Rod Taylor) "Perdy, I'm afraid it's all up to us."
• (Cate Bauer) "Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?"
• (Rod Taylor) "Well, yes. There's the twilight bark."
• (Cate Bauer) "The twilight bark? But dear, that's only a gossip chain."
• (Rod Taylor) "Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park."

• (Rod Taylor) "Oh, he's intelligent enough, as humans go; and I think you could say Roger is a rather handsome animal in his way --"

• (Rod Taylor) "Perdita, darling, are you all right?"
• (Cate Bauer) "Oh, of course, dear. After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time."

• (Rod Taylor) "Perdy?"
• (Cate Bauer) "That witch. That devil woman. She wants our puppies. That's all she's after."
• (Rod Taylor) "Don't worry, Perdy. They're on to her. Nothing's going to happen to our puppies."
• (Cate Bauer) "But what does she want with them? She can't possibly love them. Oh, Pongo. I was so happy at first, but now I; oh, I-I wish we weren't having any."

• (Rod Taylor) "Well, now that's a bit more like it. The most beautiful creature on four legs. Oh, now, if only the girl."
• (Rod Taylor) "Well. She's very lovely too. It was almost too good to be true. I'd never find another pair like that, not if I looked for a hundred years."

• (Rod Taylor) "My story begins in London, not so very long ago. And yet so much has happened since then, that it seems more like an eternity."

• (Rod Taylor) "Such a kind, understanding soul. You know, at times she seems almost canine."

• (Rod Taylor) "It was a beautiful spring day. Tedious time of the year for bachelors."

• (Rod Taylor) "Lucky. Patch. Pepper. Freckles. And Rolly, you little rascal."
• (Rolly) "Did you bring me anything to eat?"

• (Anita) "Oh, it'll be at least three weeks. No rushing these things, you know."
• (Cruella De Vil) "Anita, you're such a wit."
• (Cruella De Vil) "Here dog, here. Here, dog."

• (Rod Taylor) "Everybody here? All fifteen?"
• (Mickey Maga) "Twice that many, Dad. Now there's 99 of us."

• (Rod Taylor) "Perdy? We need to get these little nippers off to bed if we're going for a w-a-l-k."
• (Mary Wickes) "We wanna go too, Mother."
• (Unnamed) "Can we, mother? Can we?"
• (Unnamed) "We never get to go."
• (Cate Bauer) "Come along, children. Bedtime."
• (Mickey Maga) "But we're not a --"
• (Mickey Maga) "-- bit sleepy. We wanna go for a walk in the park."
• (Unnamed) "Dad, can we?"
• (Rod Taylor) "Better do what your mother says."

• (Rod Taylor) "It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone, but if it were left up to Roger, we'd be bachelors forever. He was married to his work writing songs. Songs about romance of all things. Something he knew absolutely nothing about."

• (Rod Taylor) "What? 99? Where did they all come from?"
• (Cate Bauer) "What on earth would she want with so many?"
• (Rickie Sorensen) "She's gonna make coats out of us."
• (Cate Bauer) "She couldn't."
• (David Frankham) "That's right. Dog skinned coats."
• (Colonel) "Oh, dog skinned coats. Oh, come now, Tibs."
• (David Frankham) "But it's true, sir."
• (Mickey Maga) "Horace and Jasper are going to pop us off and skin us."
• (Cate Bauer) "She's a devil. A witch. Oh, what'll we do?"
• (Rod Taylor) "We have to get back to London somehow."
• (Mickey Maga) "What about the others? What'll they do?"
• (Rod Taylor) "Perdy, we'll take them home with us. All of them."
• (Rod Taylor) "Our pets would never turn them out."

• (Rod Taylor) "As far as I could see, the old notion that a bachelor's life was so glamorous and carefree was all nonsense. It was downright dull."

Mary Wickes as Freckles

• (Mary Wickes) "Missed him. Missed him by a mile."

David Frankham as Seargent Tibs

• (David Frankham) "Yes, sir. Righto, sir. Right away, sir."

• (Cruella De Vil) "I've got no time to argue. I tell you, it's got to be done tonight."
• (Cruella De Vil) "Do you understand? Tonight."
• (Horace) "But they ain't big enough."
• (Jasper) "You couldn't get half a dozen coats out of the whole kaboodle."
• (David Frankham) "Coats? Dog skin coats?"
• (Cruella De Vil) "Then we'll settle for half a dozen."
• (Cruella De Vil) "We can't wait. The police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight."
• (Horace) "How're we gonna do it?"
• (Cruella De Vil) "Any way you like. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?"
• (Jasper) "Not a drop."
• (Horace) "And no ether, either."
• (Jasper) "Either."
• (Cruella De Vil) "I don't care how you kill the little beasts, but do it, and do it now."
• (Jasper) "Aw, please, miss. Have pity, will you? Can't we see the rest of the show first?"
• (Horace) "We want to see "What's My Crime?""
• (Cruella De Vil) "Now listen, you idiots. I'll be back first thing in the morning. And the job better be done or I'll I'll I'll call the police. Do you understand?"
• (Horace) "I think she means it, Jasper."

• (Colonel) "One long howl -- two short -- one yip and a woof."
• (David Frankham) "Two yips, sir."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "What's the word, Colonel?"
• (Colonel) "It's from London."
• (David Frankham) "Then it must be important."
• (Colonel) "Yes, yes, well I'll get the rest of it."
• (Colonel) "Sounds like a number. Three fives are thirteen --"
• (David Frankham) "Uh, that's fifteen, sir."
• (Colonel) "Fifteen, of course fifteen."
• (Colonel) "Yes, dot, spot, spotted puddings -- poodles -- no, puddles."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Puddles, sir?"
• (Colonel) "Fifteen spotted puddles stolen? Oh, balderdash."

• (Colonel) "Sergeant? I say, sergeant."
• (David Frankham) "Sorry sir, no time to explain, busy sir."

• (Colonel) "They say the ol' place is haunted or bewitched or some such fiddle faddle."
• (David Frankham) "Fiddle faddle and rot, sir."
• (Colonel) "Just the same, Sergeant, use extreme caution. No telling what sort of hocus pocus you might run into."

Martha Wentworth as Nanny

• (Jasper) "There's a new act just been passed in parliament. Comes under the heading of "Defence of the Realm Act", it's article 4, section 29, it's very important, you see, it's the law, and it's for your safety, ma'am."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Well, I don't care what Parliament realm, or whatever it is, says. You're not coming in here, not with the mister and missus gone."

• (Martha Wentworth) "The puppies are here. The puppies are here."
• (Barbara Luddy) "How many?"
• (Martha Wentworth) "Eight."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Eight?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Pongo boy. Eight puppies."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Ten."
• (Anita) "Eleven."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Eleven."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Eleven? Eleven puppies. Pongo, you old rascal."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Wait a minute now. Wait a minute -- Thirteen. No, no, no, fourteen. Oh, fifteen."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Fifteen?"
• (Martha Wentworth) "And the mother is doing fine, love."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Why, Pongo boy, that's marvelous. It's fabulous. What a litter."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Fourteen. Just fourteen. We lost one."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Oh, the poor little thing."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh, Pongo, boy, it's just one of those things. And yet -- and yet I wonder --"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Look, Pongo."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Anita. Nanny. Fifteen. We still have fifteen."
• (Anita) "Oh, the dear thing is alright."
• (Barbara Luddy) "See? He's just as good as new."
• (Anita) "Can you imagine, Rog? Fifteen puppies."

• (Martha Wentworth) "Be off with you, you big -- you big weasel."
• (Jasper) "Now you've gone and done it. You've cut me to the quick, lady. Why, I wouldn't stay here if you asked me to."
• (Jasper) "Not even for a cup of tea."

• (Cruella) "Fifteen. Fifteen puppies. How marvelous. How marvelous. How perfectly ugh. Oh, the devil take it, they're mongrels. No spots. No spots at all. What a horrid little white rat."
• (Martha Wentworth) "They're not mongrels. They'll get their spots. Just wait and see."
• (Anita) "That's right, Cruella. They'll have their spots in a few weeks."
• (Cruella) "Oh, well, in that case I'll take them all. The whole litter. Just name your price, dear."
• (Anita) "I'm afraid we can't give them up. Poor Perdita, she'd be heartbroken."
• (Cruella) "Anita, don't be ridiculous. You can't possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves."
• (Anita) "Well, I'm sure we'll get along."
• (Cruella) "Yes, I know. I know. Roger's."
• (Cruella) "Roger's songs."

Basil Ruysdael as Truck Driver

• (Basil Ruysdael) "Hey, lady. What in thunder are you tryin' to do? Crazy woman driver."

Tudor Owen as Towser

• (Lucy) "Towser, what's going on? What is it? What's all the gossip?"
• (Tudor Owen) "'Taint no gossip, Lucy. It be all the way from London."
• (Lucy) "You don't say."
• (Tudor Owen) "Fifteen puppies stolen."
• (Lucy) "There's no puppies around here, not since Nellie's last litter and they all are grown."
• (Tudor Owen) "Well, then we'd best send the word along. It be up to me to reach the Colonel. He be the only one in barking range."
• (Lucy) "You'll never reach him at this hour."
• (Tudor Owen) "Well I can try. I'll bark all night if I have to."

Barbara Luddy as Roger

• (Barbara Luddy) "We'll buy a big place in the country. We'll have a plantation. A Dalmatian plantation."
• (Anita) "Oh, Roger, that's truly an inspiration."
• (Martha Wentworth) "It'll be a sensation."
• (Barbara Luddy) "We'll have a Dalmatian plantation. A Dalmatian plantation, I say."

• (Barbara Luddy) "Look, Anita. Puppies everywhere."
• (Anita) "There must be a hundred of them."
• (Martha Wentworth) "One, two, three and four. Seven, eight, nine."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Two more. Nine plus two is eleven."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Thirty Six over here."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Thirty Six and eleven? That's forty seven."
• (Anita) "Fourteen. Eighteen, Rog."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Uh, eh sixty five."
• (Martha Wentworth) "Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen."
• (Anita) "Wait a minute, wait a minute. Six more."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Well, let's see, now. That's eighty four and fifteen plus two. A hundred and one."
• (Anita) "A hundred and one? My, where did they all come from?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh ho, Pongo, you old rascal."

• (Anita) "Roger, I admit she's eccentric, but she isn't a thief."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Well, she's still #1 suspect in my book."
• (Anita) "Well, she's been investigated by Scotland Yard. What more do you want?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh, I don't know, darling. I don't know."

• (Cruella) "When can the puppies leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "Never."
• (Cruella) "What?"
• (Barbara Luddy) "W-w-we're n-not s-selling t-the puppies. N-n-not a sing; a single one. Do you understand?"
• (Cruella) "Anita, is he serious? I really don't know Roger."
• (Anita) "Well Cruella, he seems --"
• (Cruella) "Surely he must be joking."
• (Barbara Luddy) "No, no, no. I-I-I mean it. You're-you're not getting one. N-n-not one. And that's; that's final."
• (Cruella) "Why, you horrid man. You; you; All right, keep the little beasts for all I care."
• (Cruella) "Do as you like with them. Drown them."
• (Cruella) "But I warn you, Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you. I'll get even. Just wait. You'll be sorry. You fools. You; you idiots."

• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh, must be Cruella, your dearly devoted old schoolmate. Cruella De Vil. That's it."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Cruella De Vil / Cruella De Vil / If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will."
• (Anita) "Oh, Roger."
• (Barbara Luddy) "To see her is to take a sudden chill / Cruella, Cruella / She's like a spider waiting for the kill."
• (Anita) "Roger, she'll hear you."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Look out for Cruella De Vil."

• (Barbara Luddy) "At first you think Cruella is a devil / But after time has worn away the shock / You come to realize / You've seen her kind of eyes / Watching you from underneath a rock."
• (Anita) "You're no help."
• (Barbara Luddy) "This vampire bat, this inhuman beast / She ought to be locked up and never released / The world was such a wholesome place until / Cruella, Cruella De Vil."

• (Cruella) "Oh, Anita, what a dreadful day. I just saw the papers. I couldn't believe it."
• (Anita) "Yes, Cruella, it was quite a shock."
• (Barbara Luddy) "What does she want? Is she calling to confess?"
• (Anita) "Roger, please."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Oh, she's a sly one, she is."

• (Barbara Luddy) "Ti tum ti ta ti / Ta tum ti ta tum."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Do you like my new song?"
• (Anita) "Ta tum ti ta tum. Such clever lyrics."
• (Barbara Luddy) "Melody first, my dear, and then the lyrics. Hmmm?"

George Pelling as Danny

• (George Pelling) "The humans have tried everything. Now it's up to us dogs, and the twilight bark."

Cate Bauer as Perdita

• (Rolly) "I'm hungry, Mother. I'm hungry."
• (Cate Bauer) "Now Rolly, you've just had your dinner."
• (Rolly) "But I am, just the same. I'm so hungry I could eat a a whole elephant."

Mickey Maga as Patch

• (Lucky) "Mother, Dad. Patch pushed me in the fireplace."
• (Mickey Maga) "Lucky pushed me first."
• (Lucky) "Did not."
• (Mickey Maga) "Did too."
• (Lucky) "Did not."
• (Mickey Maga) "Did too."
• (Lucky) "Did not."
• (Cate Bauer) "Please, children, don't quarrel."

• (Mickey Maga) "That old Dirty Dawson. The yellow livered old skunk."
• (Mickey Maga) "I'd like to tear his gizzard out."
• (Cate Bauer) "Why, Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother."

• (Unnamed) "Old Thunderbolt's the greatest dog in the whole world."
• (Mickey Maga) "He's even better than Dad."
• (Sandra Abbott) "No dog's better than Dad."

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