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Orgazmo Quotes

Orgazmo is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Orgazmo ended its run in 1970.

It features Matt Stone; Jason McHugh; Fran Rubel Kuzui as producer, Paul Robb in charge of musical score, and Kenny Gioseffi as head of cinematography.

Orgazmo is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Orgazmo is 94 minutes long. Orgazmo is distributed by Rogue Pictures.

The cast includes: Dian Bachar as Ben Chapelski, Trey Parker as Joe Young, Robyn Lynne Raab as Lisa, Michael Dean Jacobs as Maxxx Orbison, Ron Jeremy as Clark, Toddy Walters as Georgi, Juli Ashton as Saffi, Lloyd Kaufman as Doctor, Masao Maki as G-Fresh, and Trey Parker as Orgazmo.

Orgazmo Quotes

Dian Bachar as Ben Chapelski

  • (Dian Bachar) "I tell ya, Joe, there's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man."
  • (Dian Bachar) "Whoa. DVDA shot. So, you up for some sushi?"
  • (Dian Bachar) "Dude. He's never gonna wanna have another orgasm again."
  • (Trey Parker) "One more time for Jesus."
  • (Dian Bachar) "Let's see how you like my -- COCK ROCKET."
  • (Dian Bachar) "Jesus."
  • (Trey Parker) "Where?"
  • (Young Ben) "Dad?"
  • (Ben's Father) "Hmm?"
  • (Young Ben) "I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore."
  • (Ben's Father) "That's nice."
  • (Dian Bachar) "And that's how it went down, man."

Trey Parker as Joe Young

  • (Trey Parker) "But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?"
  • (Dian Bachar) "Who?"
  • (Trey Parker) "You."
  • (Dian Bachar) "-- What?"
  • (Trey Parker) "They want me to do a sequel."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?"
  • (Trey Parker) "Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?"
  • (Trey Parker) "No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack -- to Nazis --"
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Wow."
  • (Trey Parker) "Ben, superheroes that pray together stay together."
  • (Dian Bachar) "Aw, what the f***."
  • (Trey Parker) "Lisa, are you OK? Did he hurt you?"
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Mmmph. Mmmph."
  • (Trey Parker) "Oh, I'm sorry. Here."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "OWWWW."
  • (Trey Parker) "Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. What were you trying to say?"
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Don't pull the tape off my mouth."
  • (Dave the Lighting Guy) "Everybody say, "Geddy Lee.""
  • (Trey Parker) "Who's Geddy Lee?"
  • (Dave the Lighting Guy) "Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on."
  • (Unnamed) "Geddy Lee."
  • (Trey Parker) "We're from The Church of Jesus Christ."
  • (Old Lady) "Oh, the Mormons?"
  • (Trey Parker) "That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White."
  • (Old Lady) "Well, you two boys can just f*** right off."
  • (Trey Parker) "Ma'am?"
  • (Old Lady) "You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigf***ers."
  • (Sancho) "Hey, it's Orgazmo."
  • (Trey Parker) "I'm not Orgazmo."
  • (Sancho) "I am Sancho."
  • (Trey Parker) "I'm not a superhero. I'm a Latter-Day Saint."
  • (Dave the Lighting Guy) "Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass."
  • (Trey Parker) "Thanks."

Michael Dean Jacobs as Maxxx Orbison

  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Bring me my stunt cock."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "What's your name, again?"
  • (Sancho) "I am Sancho."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?"
  • (Sancho) "I am Sancho."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Great -- but what do you do?"
  • (Sancho) "What do I do? I am Sancho."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "And?"
  • (Sancho) "And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I -- am Sancho."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "And?"
  • (Sancho) "Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I --"
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "You -- are Sancho."
  • (Sancho) "That's right."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Okay, you're hired."
  • (Interviewer) "What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist?"
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake."
  • (Trey Parker) "How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Yeah, I just dig that Jesus guy."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "You get me some nice close-ups -- and you give me a nice slow zoom, starting with a medium closeup on the cock -- and then widening out to an establishing shot."
  • (Unnamed) "Genius."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Okay people, let's go. Lights on."
  • (Dave the Lighting Guy) "Lights are on. It's stable, Captain, Woohoo. Let's see some f***in' action."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Dave?"
  • (Dave the Lighting Guy) "Yeah?"
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Calm down."
  • (Dave the Lighting Guy) "Right. Sorry."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Okay, we're sucking, we're sucking --"
  • (Dave the Lighting Guy) "Yeah. SUCK THAT COCK."

Juli Ashton as Saffi

  • (Juli Ashton) "Who will I be f***ing in this scene?"
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Um, you'll be f***ing Ben and Rodgers. By the way, this is our new Orgazmo."
  • (Juli Ashton) "Hi. Are we f***ing?"
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "No, we'll be bringing in a stunt cock."
  • (Juli Ashton) "And I'm NOT doing any ass-licking in this scene."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Yes, yes, no ass-licking."
  • (Juli Ashton) "I'm not an ass-licker."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Give 'em an inch, and they take a mile."

Robyn Lynne Raab as Lisa

  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?"
  • (Unnamed) "What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?"
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "No, I'm from Utah."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. Sorry."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Men like you make me sick. Jesus is going to put an end to you."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Oribson down, he's going to need a lot of help."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen."
  • (Trey Parker) "Don't quote Dickens in my apartment."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "You pig, you're responsible for degrading all of those women."
  • (Ron Jeremy) "Equally degradable in pornographic films."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Men are always in a position of power."
  • (Rodgers) "They're the ones who want the product so bad, they're the victims."
  • (Robyn Lynne Raab) "Well, it exploits men by exploiting women."
  • (Ron Jeremy) "Hence, it exploits people."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "SHUT UP."
  • (Ron Jeremy) "Yeah."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "I do what i do and i make a lot of money and i don't care what i do to people because they're all idiots."
  • (Ron Jeremy) "Yeah."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Especially you Clark, you pig f***ing hunk of s***.."
  • (Ron Jeremy) "Yeah."

Masao Maki as G-Fresh

  • (Masao Maki) "Those punks from across the street came in the other day and just whupped my sorry black ass."
  • (Masao Maki) "You gonna get popped. if you keep ridin' me --"
  • (Masao Maki) "Aw, dat hurt so much."

Toddy Walters as Georgi

  • (Toddy Walters) "My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant. Isn't that cool?"

Lloyd Kaufman as Doctor

  • (Lloyd Kaufman) "Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges."
  • (Michael Dean Jacobs) "Don't you think I notice THAT? Tell me something I don't know, you cocky PRICK."
  • (Lloyd Kaufman) "I am going to have to amputate your pee pee."

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