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Bewitched Quotes

Bewitched is a Fantasy television sitcom that debuted in 1964 on American Broadcasting Company on American Broadcasting Company. Bewitched stopped airing in 1972.

Bewitched aired for 8 seasons and 254 episodes. It features Danny Arnold (17 episodes, first season) as producer, Howard Greenfield as theme composer, and Warren Barker (most episodes) as composer. Bewitched is executive produced by Harry Ackerman. Bewitched is created by Sol Saks.

Bewitched is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bewitched is approx. 25 minutes long. Bewitched is produced by Television subsidiary: 1948-1974 and distributed by Screen Gems. Spinoffs for this show include Tabitha (TV series).

The cast includes: Dick York as Darrin Stephens, Agnes Moorehead as Endora, and Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha.

Bewitched Quotes

Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha

  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "I'm not a bad witch. I'm a good witch."
  • (Dick York) "Her mother's a bad witch."
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "Gladys, what are you doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "I came over for a snoop, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you."
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "Then I thought of the most brilliant scientific mind of the age."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you."
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "But he died a year ago, so I decided to call you."
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "You know, this has been the strangest morning. First Darrin starts asking ridiculous questions and then you pop in like Lady Macbeth doing the neglected mother bit."
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "Try to control your temper. Remember, "Peace on earth, goodwill to men" includes witches."
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don't believe he exists -- just like they don't believe in witches."
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "Darling, I've been trying for weeks to give this house a thorough cleaning. These carpets are filthy."
  • (Dick York) "How can you worry about dirt on the rugs when we're about to see the surface of the moon?"
  • (Elizabeth Montgomery) "The moon could use a vacuuming too. All that dust -- yych."

Dick York as Darrin Stephens

  • (Newscaster's Voice) "With the evidence of this and future space voyages, we may be closer than we think to actually shooting a man to the moon."
  • (Dick York) "I could save them the trip."
  • (Dick York) "You remember Louise Tate, don't you, Serena?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ohhhh yes. Hi, Louise."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulations, Cotton-Top, you got a wild-looking chick there."
  • (Dick York) "Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations."
  • (Dick York) "Hello, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "Please, why so formal? Call me Maurice."
  • (Dick York) "Okay -- Maurice."
  • (Unnamed) "Or Dad."
  • (Dick York) "Okay -- Dad."
  • (Unnamed) "You were right, "Sir" is best."

Agnes Moorehead as Endora

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