Prisoner (TV series) Quotes

Prisoner is a Soap opera serial that debuted in 1979 on Network Ten. Prisoner stopped airing in 1986.

Prisoner lasted 8 seasons and 692 episodes. It features Ian Bradley (season 1) as producer, and Allan Caswell as theme composer. Prisoner is executive produced by Ian Bradley (from season 2). Prisoner is created by Reg Watson.

Prisoner is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Prisoner is 41-49 minutes long. Prisoner is produced by Reg Grundy Organisation and distributed by FremantleMedia.

Prisoner Quotes

• (Rita Connors) "Sick be buggered. I'm going to be the oldest biker in the world Lurch. The oldest biker in the world."

• (Franky Doyle) "She bumped into me."

• (Lou Kelly) "Oh, come on, have you seen him? I wouldn't let him touch me with Robert Redford's."

• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Get moving, or you're on a charge."

• (Doreen Anderson-Burns) "Where am I being Shanghai'd to this time?"
• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "You're not being Shanghai'd, you're being released."
• (Doreen Anderson-Burns) "I'm what?"

• (Unnamed) "You've worked in prisons before?"
• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Yes, many years. Interstate."

• (Unnamed) "Two battle fatigued adults and a small boy -- I recommend a day of fishing."

• (Bea Smith) "She has more layers than a Big Mac."

• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "You wont be seeing them again. Now Patterson, you've got a child to care for. Responsibilities. I'd think about that if I were you. Cause if you keep on the straight and narrow, maybe just maybe your kid wont end up in a place like this."

• (Unnamed) "You're looking at the new governor of Barnhurst."

• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "10 years Smith -- 10 years in the service and today makes it all worthwhile."

• (Unnamed) "I am quite capable of looking after myself. Thank you very much."

• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "You know what happens to blackmailers? They either spend years inside or their found with their heads smashed in."

• (Unnamed) "The only hideous thing is I didn't get the chance to get to know her."

• (Unnamed) "I don't want to end up being 'Vinegar Tits' all my life."

• (Lizzie Birdsworth) "Don't you call me names, ya smart alecky trollop."

• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Where's Bea Smith?"
• (Doreen Anderson-Burns) "Oh, she went to see the Governor."
• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "I hear that she is Top Dog amongst you prisoners, how'd she get that privilege?"
• (Doreen Anderson-Burns) "Oh, I don't know."
• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Funny, seems like everyone knows about the famous Bea Smith, except the ones that work with her --"
• (Bea Smith) "Why don't you ask me? I know all about her."

• (Rita Connors) "She's not a bloody army; she's just one woman."

• (Frances Harvey) "You'll get yours, ya fat dyke bitch."

• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "I was a good officer, straight down the line. Then I met her."

• (Bea Smith) "Debbie and Paddy, they're both waiting -- both waiting -- for you."

• (Frank Burke) "Desmond, I wouldn't touch you with somebody else's."
• (Myra Desmond) "Well, you lay a hand on Pixie, and you'll have to use somebody else's."

• (Bea Smith) "Where?"
• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Where what?"
• (Bea Smith) "Don't play games with me you bitch. Where am I going?"
• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Oh didn't they tell you? You're going to Barnhurst."

• (Unnamed) "Resigned? Joan Ferguson? I don't believe it."

• (Lou Kelly) "You think sex appeal's a button-day for prostitutes."

• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Funny how things come to you in the middle of the night. Isn't it --"
• (Bea Smith) "Yeah, stomach aches, nightmares and you --"
• (Joan "The Freak" Ferguson) "Get back to sleep Smith."

• (Bea Smith) "Is this a private party or can anyone join in?"

• (Bea Smith) "I'm going Freak-hunting."

• (Rita Connors) "She won't spoil the wedding but straight after there's going to be a funeral; it's gonna be quite a party."

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