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Problem Child 2 Quotes

Problem Child 2 is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Problem Child 2 ended its run in 1970.

It features Robert Simonds as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Peter Smokler as head of cinematography.

Problem Child 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Problem Child 2 is 91 minutes long. Problem Child 2 is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Ivyann Schwan as Trixie, Michael Oliver as Junior, John Ritter as Ben Healy, Eric Edwards as Murph, John Ritter as Ben Healey, Michael Oliver as Junior Healy, Michael Oliver as Junior Healey, Laraine Newman as Lawanda Dumore, James Tolkan as Mr. Thorn, Krystle Mataras as Polly, Gilbert Gottfried as Mr. Peabody, and Zach Grenier as Voytek.

Problem Child 2 Quotes

Michael Oliver as Junior

  • (Michael Oliver) "Ahh, finally I get some room in here."
  • ('Big' Ben Healy) "You little psycho, this time you've gone too far."
  • (Michael Oliver) "Ah, shut your trap."
  • ('Big' Ben Healy) "You're an evil boy. And you've gotta learn to respect your elders. If your old man won't teach you some manners, by god I will."
  • (Michael Oliver) "I know I told dad I wouldn't hurt Lawanda, but I never said the dog couldn't."
  • (Michael Oliver) "This babysitter sucks."
  • (Michael Oliver) "Clowns. I hate clowns. This woman has got to be destroyed."
  • (Michael Oliver) "I'd rather jump off a cliff."
  • (Michael Oliver) "Clowns. I hate clowns. This woman is busting my balls."
  • (Michael Oliver) "But my dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, your dad said that. Your dad is a Moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is?, that's what your dad is."
  • (Michael Oliver) "The bitch -- must die."
  • (Michael Oliver) "Dad, can we go? These people are total idiots."

Gilbert Gottfried as Mr. Peabody

  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "I'll have to call you back. I gotta deal with one of the little weenies right now."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Send the little sweetheart in."

Laraine Newman as Lawanda Dumore

  • (Laraine Newman) "Listen here you little monster. I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad."
  • (Laraine Newman) "I'm Pinocchio."
  • ('Big' Ben Healy) "Help me. Help me."
  • (Laraine Newman) "What is that man doing?"
  • ('Big' Ben Healy) "I'm 'Big' Ben Healy. I live here."
  • (Laraine Newman) "You live in that tree?"

John Ritter as Ben Healy

  • (John Ritter) "Junior, we are new here in this community. Can't we, at least, attempt to fit in?"
  • (Michael Oliver) "What're you getting angry at me for? I didn't do it. I just watched it."
  • (John Ritter) "Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood."
  • (Michael Oliver) "I didn't hear any complaints."
  • (John Ritter) "Junior's getting worse, we can't even figure out what he did to that dog."
  • (John Ritter) "Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself."
  • (Michael Oliver) "I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me."
  • (John Ritter) "Junior, now you get out of this car. You are going to school."
  • (Michael Oliver) "No way I'd rather eat a turd."
  • (John Ritter) "Junior, we're new here. Can't we at least attempt to fit in?"
  • (Michael Oliver) "What are you getting onto me for? I didn't do anything. I just watched it."
  • (John Ritter) "Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood."
  • (Michael Oliver) "I didn't hear any complaints."
  • (John Ritter) "Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski."
  • (Michael Oliver) "How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs."

Zach Grenier as Voytek

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Ivyann Schwan as Trixie

  • (Ivyann Schwan) "You're gonna wish you'd never been born."
  • (Michael Oliver) "Ooh. I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl."
  • (Ivyann Schwan) "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • (Michael Oliver) "If I were you I wouldn't do alot of things, like go out in public."
  • (Ivyann Schwan) "I think your dad likes my mom. Usually when a guy does that, I hit him with a car and I knock him down the stairs, I've gotta look out for her. But your dad, he doesn't bug me so much."
  • (Michael Oliver) "And you know something? Your mom doesn't bug me so much."

James Tolkan as Mr. Thorn

  • (James Tolkan) "Oh, no. Not another one. How many kids are they going to make me teach?"
  • (James Tolkan) "Well, get in here and find a seat. Go ahead. Come on, come on, come on. Hustle, small fry. I'm not gonna have you holding up my class all year. now, let's move it."
  • (James Tolkan) "Now, let's start with a nice easy review to see how much you underachievers remember from last year. Polly, what's 17 times 8?"
  • (Krystle Mataras) "136."
  • (James Tolkan) "Good. Richard, what's 72 divided by -9?"
  • (Richard) "-8, sir."
  • (James Tolkan) "Fine. Murph."
  • (James Tolkan) "Murph. What's 3 plus 2?"
  • (Eric Edwards) "Mmmmm -- 4."
  • (James Tolkan) "Murph, you've been in the 6th grade since I started teaching here, I really want to get you out this year. Now, please, please work with me. What's 3 plus 2?"
  • (Eric Edwards) "9?"
  • (James Tolkan) "I can see this is going to be a long year."
  • (Michael Oliver) "5, all right? The answer is 5."
  • (James Tolkan) "You."
  • (James Tolkan) "What're you saying?"
  • (Michael Oliver) "Uh, I said 5."
  • (James Tolkan) "Dandy, I'm glad someone's paying attention here."

Eric Edwards as Murph

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