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Punch-Drunk Love Quotes

Punch-Drunk Love is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Punch-Drunk Love completed its run in 1970.

It features JoAnne Sellar; Daniel Lupi, and Paul Thomas Anderson as producer, Jon Brion in charge of musical score, and Robert Elswit as head of cinematography.

Punch-Drunk Love is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Punch-Drunk Love is 95 minutes long. Punch-Drunk Love is distributed by Columbia Pictures; Sony Pictures Motion Picture Group.

The cast includes: Adam Sandler as Barry, Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dean Trumbell, Emily Watson as Lena, Robert Smigel as Walter, Emily Watson as Anna, and Luis Guzmán as Lance.

Punch-Drunk Love Quotes

Adam Sandler as Barry

  • (Adam Sandler) "And bye-bye. And bye-bye, you f***in' -- And bye-bye. You stupid motherf***er --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I know -- yes --"
  • (Emily Watson) "That's insane."
  • (Adam Sandler) "My sister's a liar. I have to go to the bathroom."
  • (Adam Sandler) "At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Teryaki chicken. Tery -- aki chicken. Soup? Soup -- soup -- Chicken noodle? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Ummm, let's just -- keep it between you and I, if that's possible."
  • (Emily Watson) "Sure, Sure --"
  • (Phone Sex Sister) "Oh, hello there guy."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Hi, look, this is Barry --"
  • (Phone Sex Sister) "You had almost reached me, but not quite. I'm in the other room shaving my roommate's p***** right now -- so I'm a bit distracted. But if you leave me your name and your home phone number -- area code first please -- I'll be sure to call you back as soon as I'm done."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Yes, this is Barry Egan, I am calling in regards of what took place the other night -- I just wanted to tell everybody I know it was not fair what you did to me -- and I am expecting my money back. I realize you have my home phone number -- I'm away on vacation right now, if you guys wanna reach me -- shortly I will be home and we can discuss how you can return my money. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure that the Police can be contacted and I could do that -- and I feel like it's warranted, so let's figure something out. Like I said, I'll be home shortly, give me a call. Ok, thank you."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding -- for 25¢ a cup -- comes in packages of four. But insanely -- the barcodes -- are on the individual cups. So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500 -- with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life."
  • (Emily Watson) "You -- you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not."
  • (Adam Sandler) "I'm guessing it was a mistake -- but -- I'm taking advantage of it while it's offered. Who knows how long it'll last --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "too many people start doing it --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine."
  • (Adam Sandler) "I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor -- I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?"
  • (Robert Smigel) "Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line -- I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Pudding --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna go out of town. I'm gonna go out of town for two days."
  • (Luis Guzmán) "Where are you going, Barry?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I have to go to Hawaii, but you can't tell my sisters."
  • (Luis Guzmán) "You're going to Hawaii?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Yeah, don't tell my sisters though."
  • (Luis Guzmán) "That's so wonderful, you're going to Hawaii."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Just make sure you don't tell my sisters."
  • (Adam Sandler) "I didn't ask for a shrink; that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Is this confidential?"

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dean Trumbell

  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Now get the f*** out of here, pervert."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Didn't I warn you?"
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Th -- That's that."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "SHUT UP. SHUT THE f*** UP. Shut up; will you SHUTUP SHUTUP. SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUTUP -- SHUTUP. NOW"
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Are you threatening me, dick?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Why don- --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Y' GO f*** YOURSELF."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "oh y- --"
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "yo- -- f***"
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "did you just saaay go f*** myself?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "-- yes, i did"
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "That wasn't good, you're DEAD."

Emily Watson as Lena

  • (Emily Watson) "People are just crazy in this world, I think."
  • (Emily Watson) "I'm going to Hawaii on Friday."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Hawaii? I was thinking about going there."
  • (Emily Watson) "Really?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I was thinking about going there on business."
  • (Emily Watson) "Well, if YOU're gonna go --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I'm probably not gonna go though --"
  • (Emily Watson) "Oh, that's -- that's too bad, cause -- it's SO great over there, and if you were there we could say -- hello to each other or something --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Yes-that-would-be-great-but-I'm-not-exactly-sure-I-have-so-much-going-on-here-a-lot-depends-on-this-thing-if-it-happens-I-won't-be-able-to-go-but-if-it-doesn't-happen-I-might-be-able-to -- I probably won't though."
  • (Emily Watson) "Oh -- I'm sorry -- was that like a secret pudding?"
  • (Emily Watson) "You cancelled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit."
  • (Emily Watson) "So here we go."
  • (Emily Watson) "You strokin' yet?"

Luis Guzmán as Lance

  • (Luis Guzmán) "The chair broke."

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