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Romance and Cigarettes Quotes

Romance and Cigarettes is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Romance &amp ended its run in 1970.

It features John Penotti as producer, and Tom Stern (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Romance and Cigarettes is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Romance and Cigarettes is 105 minutes long. Romance and Cigarettes is distributed by Icon Film Distribution (UK).

The cast includes: Susan Sarandon as Kitty Kane, Christopher Walken as Cousin Bo, James Gandolfini as Nick Murder, Steve Buscemi as Angelo, Aida Turturro as Rosebud, Mary-Louise Parker as Constance, Mandy Moore as Baby, Eddie Izzard as Gene Vincent, and Kate Winslet as Tula.

Romance and Cigarettes Quotes

Christopher Walken as Cousin Bo

  • (Christopher Walken) "We got the address. No last name. Find the love shack. You got a weapon?"
  • (Christopher Walken) "Maybe we should stop. Get somethin' bigger."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "I don't need somethin' bigger."
  • (Christopher Walken) "I wanna buzz your butt."

Mandy Moore as Baby

  • (Mandy Moore) "You're the best kisser in the whole wide world, Fryburg."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm gonna make out with your whole family, baby."
  • (Mandy Moore) "Dad?"
  • (James Gandolfini) "Yeah."
  • (Mandy Moore) "I'm going into wedlock."

Susan Sarandon as Kitty Kane

  • (Susan Sarandon) ""If God's gift of grace, Or the light on your face, Could make me forget, Your vagina is wet.""
  • (James Gandolfini) "Let me see that."
  • (Susan Sarandon) ""To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love.""
  • (James Gandolfini) "What are you, a private dick?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "How different could it be, huh? It's just a hole."
  • (James Gandolfini) "You can't incriminate a man over some words."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "What do you think you're gonna find there? Peanuts?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You two must think I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass."

Kate Winslet as Tula

  • (Kate Winslet) "When a woman bends over, a man sees a jelly doughnut. Her brain expands. His explodes. Dead on arrival in her powdered jelly doughnut."
  • (Kate Winslet) "G-strings, push-up bras, teddies, garter belts, crotchless pantyhose. f*** bloomers. That's what I sell. To rich, tan, bored housewives who take the fat from the ass cheeks and inject it into their lips. You gonna kiss someone's ass then you should know that that's what you're kissing. Personally, I think that kissing's sexier than shagging, but you're sucking on chicken fat there. Not that their husbands mind. You know, they're out buying big homes, buying paintings, going to the f***in' opera, taking one up the bum for the queen while the misses are out sticking their fannies in my face. "Does my bum look big in this? Can you see my cellulite?" What they need, these women, is a good old-fashioned horse-f***. They can buy all the new panties they want, but they get stained, don't they? Stained panties are part of life no matter how hard you wipe."
  • (Kate Winslet) "I think you're dead sexy. Not at first, then one day I looked up and saw you working with your shirt off and your gut out. That's a man, I said to meself. A real man. Someone to take me down the pub for a pint. You're way too old for me, but I figure you only go around once in life. I got, what, 75 years? Don't get hit by a bus. I want to kiss you, big man. Give you a big sloppy, wet kiss. You won't tell anyone that? Inch by inch the elephant f***ed the ant."

Aida Turturro as Rosebud

  • (Aida Turturro) "We are beautiful. We are not ugly."
  • (Unnamed) "We are angry."

James Gandolfini as Nick Murder

  • (James Gandolfini) "Would you give me one more chance? Please? I'll do anything. Anything. I'll give you anything. I love you. Maybe I don't know how to show it like they do in the movies or in books but I love. I have love to give."
  • (James Gandolfini) "Two, two things a man should know how to do --"
  • (James Gandolfini) "Be romantic and smoke his brains out."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "I agree --"
  • (James Gandolfini) "Are you circumcised?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What?"
  • (James Gandolfini) "Are you circumcised?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Circularized?"
  • (James Gandolfini) "No, circumcised."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "My circulation's fine."
  • (James Gandolfini) "No, are you circumcised?"

Mary-Louise Parker as Constance

  • (Mary-Louise Parker) "Porkchops."
  • (Aida Turturro) "Porkchops."
  • (Mary-Louise Parker) "Lambchops."
  • (Aida Turturro) "Lambchops."

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