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Sky High (2005 film) Quotes

Sky High (2005 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Sky High ended in 1970.

It features Andrew Gunn (film producer) as producer, Michael Giacchino in charge of musical score, and Shelly Johnson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Sky High (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sky High (2005 film) is 100 minutes long. Sky High (2005 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Kurt Russell as Will Stronghold, Lynda Carter as Principal Powers, Kelly Vitz as Gwen, Danielle Panabaker as Layla, Malika Haqq and Khadijah Haqq as Penny, Kelly Vitz as Magenta, Dee Jay Daniels as Ethan, Nicholas Braun as Zach, Kevin McDonald as Mr. Medulla, Kurt Russell as Steve, Jake Sandvig and Will Harris as Lash, and Dustin Ingram as Carbon Copy Kid.

Sky High (2005 film) Quotes

Kevin McDonald as Mr. Medulla

  • (Kevin McDonald) "Dreadful technique. You've confused rays with beams. D. Minus. I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school."
  • (Twin) "You said that?"
  • (Kevin McDonald) "Yeah."
  • (Twin) "You're so funny."
  • (Kevin McDonald) "I love life."

Lynda Carter as Principal Powers

  • (Lynda Carter) "In a few moments, you will go through Power Placement and your own heroic journey will begin."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Power Placement?"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Sounds fascist."
  • (Dee Jay Daniels) "Power Placement. It's how they decide where you go."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "The hero track or the loser track."
  • (Kurt Russell) "There; there's a loser track?"
  • (Dee Jay Daniels) "I believe the preferred term is "Hero Support.""
  • (Lynda Carter) "What a waste. I can't do anything more to help you. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "I went through puberty twice; for this ?"
  • (Lynda Carter) "There is no smoking on school grounds. Or freezing, or bursting into flames."
  • (Lynda Carter) "Once again the cafeteria staff would like to remind the sidekicks to stop ordering hero sandwiches."

Kurt Russell as Will Stronghold

  • (Kurt Russell) "Surprised? So am I."
  • (Kurt Russell) "In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it's high school."
  • (Warren Peace) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "I'm, uh, looking for Layla. Do you know where she is?"
  • (Warren Peace) "How should I know?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "You're taking her to homecoming."
  • (Warren Peace) "Oh, yeah. Right."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Well, you don't have to worry about me ruining your night."
  • (Warren Peace) "And why is that?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Because I'm not going."
  • (Warren Peace) "Hmm. Well, that sucks. Because we're only going together to make you jealous."
  • (Kurt Russell) "200 -- Hi, Dad, just trying to get some sets in before school."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Yeah, low weight, high reps, that's the key. You don't wanna bulk up --"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Yeah, I'm going more for definition."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Oh. Uh; I'm --"
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Will Stronghold."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Aha, Mind Reader."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "No, name tag."
  • (Kurt Russell) "How was your summer?"
  • (Nicholas Braun) "To be honest, it was tough, man. T-U-P-H."
  • (Josie) "You sure he'll be ok? What if he forgets his lunch?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Josie, Josie, you've got to stop babying the boy."
  • (Josie) "You're right, you're right --"
  • (Kurt Russell) "William Theodore Stronghold, come here."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Wait, you're not mad?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "My boy has super-strength. How can I be mad?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Ow."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Sorry."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Ow,you ARE strong."
  • (Kurt Russell) "All right, if your mom asks, you tell her I read you the riot act and I took away your xBox."
  • (Kurt Russell) "But I don't have an xBox."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Are you sure?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Oh my God, I made out with an old lady."
  • (Kurt Russell) "You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights."
  • (Warren Peace) "Dude, you are so stupid. She's totally into you."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Not after tonight. I wouldn't be surprised if Layla or any of the other guys never talked to me again."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Alright, look. Whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us. What do you say?"
  • (Warren Peace) "I say if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you alive."
  • (Kurt Russell) "This is my most prized possession, Will."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Wow. What does it do?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "No idea."

Danielle Panabaker as Layla

  • (Danielle Panabaker) "The guys at this school are all jerks."
  • (Warren Peace) "Thanks a lot."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "What's embarrasing him in front of the entire class going to prove? That is so unfair."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Yeah, well if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Hey there, cutie. I was just thinking about you. I'm so excited for homecoming. I can't wait. I can hardly --"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "-- OW."
  • (Warren Peace) "Never call me "Cutie.""
  • (Coach Boomer) "You, Flower child. Let's go."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it."
  • (Coach Boomer) "Well, you're in luck: This is the situation, and I'm demanding it."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "But to participate in this test would be to support a flawed system. I think the whole Hero-Sidekick dichotomy only serves to --"
  • (Coach Boomer) "Let me get this straight. Are you refusing to show me your powers?"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Well, it's more complicated than that, I mean --"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "When life gives you lemons --"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Make apple juice?"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Now I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind -- And womankind. And animalkind."
  • (Kurt Russell) "And the rainforest."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Of course."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "So, then there was this time in first grade. You know how you grow lima beans in school? Well, Will could not figure out why mine was growing so quickly, it was driving him crazy. So finally I took mercy on him and I told him about my powers. We've been best friends ever since."
  • (Warren Peace) "And falling for him, was that before or after the lima beans?"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "What? I am not in love with Will Strong -- is it that obvious?"
  • (Warren Peace) "Yeah."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Hi, Warren."
  • (Warren Peace) "Did I do or say anything last night to make you think this is okay?"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Funny. No, but, seriously, you're never gonna believe what happened. I was about to ask Will to homecoming when, wouldn't you know it, I said I was going with you instead."
  • (Warren Peace) "I don't remember that being the plan."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "He's strong."
  • (Kurt Russell) "I'm strong?"
  • (Kelly Vitz) "He's super strong."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "I thought you weren't renting a tux?"
  • (Warren Peace) "It's my dad's. He doesn't have much use for it in solitary."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Cheese cube?"
  • (Warren Peace) "To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Wow, that is really deep."
  • (Warren Peace) "Yeah. And your lucky numbers are -- 4, 16, 5 -- and 49."
  • (Royal Pain) "And there goes your last chance of stopping me."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT."
  • (Warren Peace) "Did you want me to heat that up for you?"
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "We're not supposed to use our powers outside of school."
  • (Warren Peace) "I was just gonna stick it in the microwave."

Kelly Vitz as Magenta

  • (Kelly Vitz) "Royal Pain is ME."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Hey, Layla, you did the history homework?"
  • (Warren Peace) "What are you doing?"
  • (Kelly Vitz) "It's called sitting."
  • (Warren Peace) "No one sits here but me."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Mm-hmm."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "What'd you get for number four? I wasn't sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation."
  • (Dee Jay Daniels) "Hey. Eating at Warren's table now? I feel extremely dangerous."
  • (Warren Peace) "Whoa. Whoa."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "This guy bothering you, Magenta?"
  • (Warren Peace) "Try the other way around."
  • (Coach Boomer) "A guinea pig?"
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Yep"
  • (Coach Boomer) "Not even a swarm of Guinea Pigs?"
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Uh, no."
  • (Coach Boomer) "Sidekick, shoo."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Bite me."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "And then all the reindeer loved him."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us; or with those losers. Come on, let's go."
  • (Kurt Russell) "No, forget it. I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? You do not dump me. Not the night before the dance."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just did. You're dumped."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "When the pacifier exploded, I wasn't destroyed. I was merely turned into a baby. Stitches took me in and raised me as his daughter."
  • (Stitches) "Daddy's little girl. HAHAHAHA."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "Told you never to CALL ME THAT. Lunatic."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "This is so stupid."
  • (Kelly Vitz) "I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Wow. All I can do is -- punch stuff."
  • (Kevin McDonald) "Yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that."

Dustin Ingram as Carbon Copy Kid

  • (Dustin Ingram) "Just messin with ya, Sidekick."

Dee Jay Daniels as Ethan

  • (Dee Jay Daniels) "Hey Warren, how about some light?"
  • (Warren Peace) "Only if you want to get barbequed."
  • (Dee Jay Daniels) "You're on. If Will beats you in Save The Citizen, you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "Yeah, and if he loses, you can dunk Ethan's head in the toilet every day until graduation."
  • (Dee Jay Daniels) "Yeah. Huh?"
  • (Jake Sandvig and Will Harris) "You got yourself a deal."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Wait, guys, guys. Come on, guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won Save the Citizen, and those guys are undefeated."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "And you barely know how to use your powers."
  • (Danielle Panabaker) "Sorry -- not helping."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "Will, you have no choice. You can't let them dunk Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "The dunking; must end."
  • (Dee Jay Daniels) "Way to glow, Zach."

Nicholas Braun as Zach

  • (Coach Boomer) "Did I say you were next?"
  • (Nicholas Braun) "Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your clipboard."
  • (Coach Boomer) "Any day now, superstar."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "I'm doing it."
  • (Coach Boomer) "Doing what?"
  • (Nicholas Braun) "I'm glowing."
  • (Coach Boomer) "I don't think so."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "Well, it's easier to see in a dark room, maybe we could turn off these lights, you could cup your hands around your eyes and look real close --"
  • (Coach Boomer) "Sidekick."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "I'm Zach and I glow --"
  • (Nicholas Braun) "Uh, when do we get to pick our names and costumes? Because I call dibs on Zach-attack."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "Hey, you wanna dance?"
  • (Kelly Vitz) "No."
  • (Nicholas Braun) "Me neither."

Malika Haqq and Khadijah Haqq as Penny

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