Support Your Local Gunfighter Quotes

Support Your Local Gunfighter is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Support Your Local Gunfighter completed its run in 1970.

It features Bill Finnegan as producer, Jack Elliott (composer) in charge of musical score, and Harry Stradling Jr. as head of cinematography.

Support Your Local Gunfighter is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Support Your Local Gunfighter is 91 minutes long. Support Your Local Gunfighter is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Jack Elam as Jug, James Garner as Latigo, Dub Taylor as Doc Schultz, Harry Morgan as Taylor Barton, Ben Cooper as Colorado, Dick Curtis as Bud Barton, Suzanne Pleshette as Patience, John Dehner as Col. Ames, and Ellen Corby as Abigail.

Support Your Local Gunfighter Quotes

James Garner as Latigo

• (James Garner) "You gave her the money?"
• (Jack Elam) "Seemed like the thing to do --"
• (James Garner) "But, you idiot. Don't you know that's the surest way to make an enemy out of a woman, givin' her money?"
• (Jack Elam) "It is?"
• (James Garner) "Oh, I learned that a long time ago."

• (Unnamed) "They come sneakin' in here lookin' at the register tryin' to find the room number of Mr. Smith. I tried to tell 'em I got four Smiths."
• (James Garner) "Well, thank you Mrs. Perkins, uh, we wouldn't wanna' keep you from your work."
• (Unnamed) "I suppose the way they come sneakin' in here that you're another one of them gunfighters that these stupid jackass miners keep hirin' around here. I suppose they're gonna' hire you, so that you can shoot some mother's son and then some other mother's son can shoot you."
• (Harry Morgan) "Martha, for the love of heaven, unhinge your jaw and depart."
• (Unnamed) "You see now why I DEMAND my rent in advance every day? Harrumph -- Another "Smith." Just more of 'em comin' all the time getting' themselves killed off --"

• (James Garner) "Patience, there are some things a man just can't ride around -- but then again, maybe he can."

• (James Garner) "This your office?"
• (Dub Taylor) "I doctor pack mules, too. If you got a pain in the ass, you come see Doc Schultz."

• (James Garner) "Well, there's one thing that don't change about women. That's the fact that -- they're changeable."
• (Dub Taylor) "Where'd you learn so much about women?"
• (James Garner) "I worked at it."

Harry Morgan as Taylor Barton

• (Harry Morgan) "What in heaven's name are these?"
• (Dick Curtis) "That's a Kewpie doll. I won one of them once at the State Fair, time I went to Denver all by myself."
• (Suzanne Pleshette) "And got rolled by some floozy."
• (Dick Curtis) "Aw, shut up --"

• (Harry Morgan) "Young man, about that job I want you to do --"
• (James Garner) "I told you not to bother me, mister."
• (Jack Elam) "The man said something about a job."
• (James Garner) "I don't like work. It tires me out."

• (Harry Morgan) "Doc."
• (Dub Taylor) "Yeah."
• (Harry Morgan) "Who was that fella?"
• (Dub Taylor) "None 'o your business. And speakin' 'o business, all you mine owners are a despicable lot. You keep hirin' people to kill people that other people hire people to kill your people. And on top 'o that you go elsewhere with your medical business and I have to doctor jackasses just to make ends meet. Now git outta' here, I got business to attend to."
• (Harry Morgan) "Anybody ever tell you you've got a ROTTEN bedside manner?"
• (Dub Taylor) "Out."
• (Harry Morgan) "And you talk too much. And I can't understand you."

• (Harry Morgan) "What the hell do ya' think you're doin'."
• (Suzanne Pleshette) "I'm teachin' these jackass miners a lesson."
• (Harry Morgan) "How many times have I told you not to shoot at people?"
• (Suzanne Pleshette) "Well, they had it comin'. One of them said something vile to me. He said "Does your mother know you're out, Cecilia?""
• (Harry Morgan) "You consider that grounds for shootin' up the whole town?"
• (Suzanne Pleshette) "I KNOW what he meant."
• (Harry Morgan) "Well I sure as hell don't."

• (Harry Morgan) "Take her home, Oroville. And don't let her stop by the Chinaman's for a beer. She gets mean when she drinks."

• (Harry Morgan) "If I'd know you were going to send this pipsqueak against a man like Swifty Morgan --"
• (Ben Cooper) "Now look, Mr. Barton, I can't help it --"
• (Harry Morgan) "Don't take offense, lad. But after all, you've never killed anybody outside of this county. You're just local stuff."

Suzanne Pleshette as Patience

• (Suzanne Pleshette) "Ya' think -- ya' think I look like a lady of the evening?"
• (Ellen Corby) "Wha -- What's a "lady of the evening"?"
• (Suzanne Pleshette) "Oh, Miss Abigail, you DO lead a sheltered life."

• (Suzanne Pleshette) "What's wrong with him, Doc?"
• (Dub Taylor) "You know a doc can't talk about his patients, Patience."

Jack Elam as Jug

• (Jack Elam) "He called me "Swifty.""
• (James Garner) "Yeah, that's short and friendly for Swifty Morgan. That's who they think you are. And they're willin' to PAY to back up that mistaken idea."
• (Jack Elam) "I'm supposed to pretend I'm Swifty Morgan? -- Good Bye."
• (James Garner) "They're willin' to pay."
• (Jack Elam) "How much?"
• (James Garner) "Thousand dollars. We'll split it fifty-fifty. That means FOUR HUNDRED for you."
• (Jack Elam) "Seems fair. But I think that --"
• (James Garner) "No, no you don't. That's part of the deal. I do the thinkin'. You stand around and look tough."

• (Jack Elam) "You know, I may not have too much of a chance with Swifty Morgan. But suppose I down him?"
• (James Garner) "Well, suppose you don't? And the odds are a thousand to one you won't. Well, you'll just end up an unknown character under a wooden cross on Boot Hill."
• (Jack Elam) "Well, everybody winds up dead sooner or later."
• (James Garner) "Well, the smart ones try to postpone it as long as possible."

• (Jack Elam) "You hit that fellow from behind?"
• (James Garner) "Just as hard as I could."

John Dehner as Col. Ames

• (John Dehner) "We share the same ancestors as far back as Adam and Eve. I desire no closer relation than that."

Dub Taylor as Doc Schultz

• (Dub Taylor) "What's your problem?"
• (James Garner) "Uh, Doc -- Promise you won't tell anybody, huh?"
• (Dub Taylor) "On my hypocritic oath."

• (Dub Taylor) "I always did say that whorehouse was a gold mine."

Dick Curtis as Bud Barton

• (Dick Curtis) "You couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a banjo."

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