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The Brak Show Quotes

The Brak Show is a Comedy; Surreal humour; Slapstick; Slice of life that first aired in 2000 on Adult Swim, and Adult Swim Video. The Brak Show completed its run in 1970.

The Brak Show was on for 3 seasons and 28 (and 1 webisode) episodes. It features Andy Merrill; George Lowe; C. Martin Croker; Carey Means, Marsha Crenshaw, and Joanna Daniel doing voices, and Eddie Horst as composer. The Brak Show is created by Jim Fortier; Andy Merrill, and Pete Smith.

The Brak Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Brak Show is 11 minutes long. The Brak Show is produced by Wild Hare Studios, and Turner Studios; Williams Street.

The Brak Show Quotes

  • (Mike) "Hi there, my name's Mike, I'm a razor-toed-spine-masher, wanna be pals?"
  • (Unnamed) "Negative."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, what happened to my bed?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's my funk. Leave it alone. It's resting."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, where did it come from?"
  • (Unnamed) "Do you really want to know?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, I suppose not."
  • (Unnamed) "Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't want to live anymore."
  • (Unnamed) "Alright, now I can finally have that study I've always wanted."
  • (Unnamed) "What? I'm half kidding, what do you people want from me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Tickles, how do y-how do you think Thunderclese is gonna take this?"
  • (Mr. Tickles) "Oh my God, he'll tear your arms off."
  • (Unnamed) "But I love my arms. That's where my hands live."
  • (Unnamed) "I hope those are talking bubbles, buddy."
  • (Unnamed) "I guess it's goodbye Brak the happy, go-lucky man about town -- and hello, Brak the ruthless clam slayer."
  • (Unnamed) "Food can be your friend/ Or food can be your foe./ But if you eat too much of it/ to heaven you shall gooooooooo."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll ask my Dad, he'll know what to do."
  • (Unnamed) "How the hell should I know?"
  • (Unnamed) "Holy gherkin pickles, pop."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey guys, lets throw up the booze we just drank --"
  • (Closing credits song) "So long folks, see you soon, hope you loved the show / C'mon next time, if you liked it, but if you didn't like it then watch something else / Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Scattly-dop-doop goodbye Brak."
  • (Unnamed) "Dad, I need 20 dollars."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, and I need a prehensile tail so I can grab onto things like a monkey."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know why we need a roof anyway, just put a hat on and get over it."
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't know Zorak could teleport."
  • (Unnamed) "There are many things you don't know about me."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, like what?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm forty."
  • (Unnamed) "Well that certainly came out of left field."
  • (Unnamed) "But this money's for college."
  • (Unnamed) "Swipe."
  • (Unnamed) "NOW I'LL NEVER BE A BARBER."
  • (Unnamed) "Say wh -- what time you got there pardner?"
  • (Unnamed) "Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based life-forms to monitor their ongoing decay."
  • (Unnamed) "Clarence. We thought you were dead."
  • (Clarence) "Clarence the boy is dead. Say hello to Clarence the man -- who just had sex."
  • (Unnamed) "That's my mom. / She goes by the name of Mom. / M is for her razmatazz / O is for the way she talks / The other "M" is there because -- / You can't have a mom without "M"."

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