The Chumscrubber Quotes

The Chumscrubber is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Chumscrubber ended in 1970.

It features Lawrence Bender as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and Lawrence Sher as head of cinematography.

The Chumscrubber is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Chumscrubber is 108 minutes long. The Chumscrubber is distributed by Go Fish Pictures.

The cast includes: Lou Taylor Pucci as Lee, Justin Chatwin as Billy, Thomas Curtis as Charley Bratley, Camilla Belle as Crystal Falls, Josh Janowicz as Mrs. Johnson, Thomas Curtis as Terri Bratley, and Lou Taylor Pucci as Mr. Parker.

The Chumscrubber Quotes

Lou Taylor Pucci as Mr. Parker

• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "Those kids again, Lee?"
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "We're doing a group project."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "With them, Lee? You think they care what grades you get?"
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "Mom --"
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top tier school."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "Yeah."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "You don't get into a top tier school, maybe you settle for a second-rate job.Maybe you don't have the life you want. Maybe each and every day you wake up and wanna crawl back into bed and tell the world to go to hell."
• (Unnamed) "We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "We've all worked hard together."

• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "He won't die."
• (Justin Chatwin) "You wuss."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "He's stronger than he looks."
• (Justin Chatwin) "Here. Stab him."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "Where?"
• (Justin Chatwin) "I don't know. In the stomach or something."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "s***."
• (Thomas Curtis) "You stabbed me in the stomach."
• (Justin Chatwin) "Is it deep?"
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "Is it deep?"
• (Thomas Curtis) "f*** you."
• (Justin Chatwin) "No, it's not deep."

Thomas Curtis as Terri Bratley

• (Thomas Curtis) "I see you, Lou. Don't you think I can't see what you're doing, Lou. Can't you see I just don't f***ing love you anymore."

Camilla Belle as Crystal Falls

• (Camilla Belle) "What are you doing?"
• (Justin Chatwin) "I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know?"
• (Camilla Belle) "Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long."
• (Camilla Belle) "Oh my god, Billy; why would you do that?"
• (Justin Chatwin) "Because I'm a stupid bastard?"

• (Camilla Belle) "How do you eat that?"
• (Unnamed) "In pretty much the standard way."
• (Camilla Belle) "You know, if I ate that everyday, I would get a big fat ass."
• (Unnamed) "Is that your greatest fear?"
• (Camilla Belle) "No, but it's my mother's greatest wish."
• (Unnamed) "What? That you be fat?"
• (Camilla Belle) "No, just fatter than her."

• (Camilla Belle) "You know if I ate that stuff everyday, I'd have a big fat ass."
• (Unnamed) "And is that your greatest fear?"

• (Camilla Belle) "Look, I just wanted to apologize for what happened back there."
• (Unnamed) "Why? Did you do it?"
• (Camilla Belle) "No, but my friends did."
• (Unnamed) "Some pretty nice friends you got there."
• (Camilla Belle) "What are you saying? It's better to have no friends at all?"
• (Unnamed) "Actually, yes."

• (Camilla Belle) "I probably would have ended up with a football player if I hadn't met you. And I'm not gonna lie; you've really kept it interesting, but I'm done."
• (Justin Chatwin) "What the f*** are you talking about?"

• (Camilla Belle) "I don't think you're crazy."
• (Unnamed) "You know, there are several major book chains that would be willing to disagree with you on that point."

Josh Janowicz as Mrs. Johnson

• (Josh Janowicz) "I just thought you should know that, in no way whatsoever, do I blame you for Troy's death."

• (Josh Janowicz) "It's all my fault. I didn't even know him."
• (Unnamed) "Troy wanted to play guitar in a rock band; be famous. He knew he wasn't any good, so he felt stupid for wishing that. He had a crush on a girl since he was thirteen, but he never talked to her, although I think he wished he had. He was so smart, but he kept his ideas to himself; unless you asked him. He liked you. I think he felt sorry for you. He was afraid he was going to end up like his dad. Troy was my friend. He was my best friend."
• (Josh Janowicz) "Thank you."

Justin Chatwin as Billy

• (Justin Chatwin) "Hey, s***balls, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass; well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a p*****, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest."
• (Justin Chatwin) "No, really come at me like you got a pair."
• (Justin Chatwin) "Good. That was good."
• (Camilla Belle) "Oh, my God, Billy. Are you hurt, Charlie?"
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "He's about half your size, man."
• (Justin Chatwin) "Are you f***ing kidding me? We f***ing kidnapped this f***ing kid. Am I the only person who f***ing remembers that?"
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "You're such a dick."

• (Justin Chatwin) "Ah. Come on. Let's see some f***ing blood already."

• (Unnamed) "Who put that knife in the wall?"
• (Justin Chatwin) "I did."
• (Unnamed) "Fix it."
• (Justin Chatwin) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me?"
• (Justin Chatwin) "It's my room."
• (Unnamed) "No. It's not your room. It is a room in my house."
• (Justin Chatwin) "Then you fix it."

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