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The Division Quotes

The Division is a Drama; Police procedural that appeared on TV in 2001 on Lifetime (TV network). The Division stopped airing in 2004.

The Division aired for 4 seasons and 88 episodes. It features Barry Schkolnick, Sascha Schneider, and Richard Davis as producer, and Jay Gruska as theme composer. The Division is executive produced by Deborah Joy LeVine. The Division is created by Deborah Joy LeVine.

The Division is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Division is 60 minutes long. The Division is produced by Deborah Joy LeVine; Viacom Productions.

The cast includes: Allen Cutler as Kate, Roma Downey as Angela, D. B. Woodside as CD, Morgan Brayton as Magda, and Jay Harrington as Theodore.

The Division Quotes

Jay Harrington as Theodore

  • (Jay Harrington) "How do you think that makes me feel? You're in danger and I'm supposed to hide in the closet?"
  • (Jinny) "Well come on and hide with me under the covers it's warmer. Come on... Look if I shoot the neighbor's cat by mistake. You can defend me in court."
  • (Jay Harrington) "That's funny"
  • (Jinny) "Wow, Theodore, you're a victim and a prosecutor. You're supposed to be howling for this guy's blood."
  • (Jay Harrington) "It's not my style"
  • (Jinny) "Softhearted A.D.A Hold the front page."
  • (Jay Harrington) "You know, you're always poking fun at me. Why -- why is that?"
  • (Jinny) "You're such an easy target. That's all Dave., Because it's my style."
  • (Jay Harrington) "I think you're trying to impress me."
  • (Jinny) "Really?"
  • (Jay Harrington) "You're attracted to me."
  • (Jinny) "I'm the one who keeps turning you down. How impressive is that?"
  • (Jay Harrington) "I won't give up."
  • (Jinny) "Come back later and sign your complaint."
  • (D. B. Woodside) "Hey Eddie -- Interesting."
  • (Jinny) "Uh-uh, not happening."
  • (Roma Downey) "He's cute."
  • (Jinny) "You go out with him."
  • (D. B. Woodside) "What's the problem? Too educated, loves his fellow man no visible tattos."
  • (Jinny) "Body art, if tasteful done can be very appealing."
  • (Jay Harrington) "So, uh, I don't know, what else you buy?"
  • (Jinny) "How do you know that I bought you anything for your birthday? Maybe I plan on knitting you a sweater. Or^Å give you something much more organic."
  • (Jay Harrington) "Well, you do give good organic."
  • (Jay Harrington) "Haven't seen you in a skirt before. You look --.great -- --."
  • (Jinny) "Yeah well, I bet you say that to all the inspectors you meet."
  • (Jay Harrington) "No, actually your my first one. So, are your friends at work are the giving you a hard time about this -- --.you dating an ADA?"
  • (Jinny) "Not really it's -- --"
  • (Jay Harrington) "Me, right?"
  • (Jinny) "No, just someone -- like you."
  • (Jay Harrington) "Just cause I have never been in a fistfight or been sent to detention does not mean I am not a force to be reckoned with."
  • (Jinny) "Oh -- okay, well -- You have a sense of humor I give you that."
  • (Jay Harrington) "You know, I really wanted to take you someplace special tonight and I thought sailing but my friends boat's in drty dock. Um, I checked into a charte plae to Napa -- it's way out of my league. So I settled for good foodnice music -- and, um --."
  • (Jinny) "What?"
  • (Jay Harrington) "Come on."
  • (Jinny) "Oh, no. no, no, no"
  • (Jay Harrington) "Come here."
  • (Jinny) "No one else is dancing."
  • (Jay Harrington) "Yeah. Look, we need to go away someplace quiet, where we can just be ourselves and get to the bottom of things."
  • (Jinny) "Why? Look, you know who I am, okay? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even want to be with me at all?"
  • (Jay Harrington) "Because I love you. Look, look, we should go away this weekend, okay?"
  • (Jinny) "This weekend is--"
  • (Jay Harrington) "Yeah. Why not? We'll go up to Napa. I'm pretty sire I can get us a room. We'll leave Friday morning. We'll come back first thing Monday. Hey I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Huh?"
  • (Jinny) "Ah, first-timer, huh? Mm."
  • (Jay Harrington) "Yeah."
  • (Jinny) "Then you must have had the dream by now."
  • (Jay Harrington) "Uh, wh-what dream?"
  • (Jinny) "Oh, you know. The one all new ADAs have. Packed courtroom. Everyone you know is there: parents, siblings, friends, professors. Stand up to address the jury. They all start laughing at you. I mean, we're not talking little girlie giggles, Theodore. We are talking earsplitting, humiliation-inducing derision here."
  • (Jay Harrington) "Why?"
  • (Jinny) "Because your buck naked, my friend. All right, Teddy just exactly how nervous are you?"

Allen Cutler as Kate

  • (Allen Cutler) "Didn't you have a dog once Jinny?"
  • (Jinny) "I had a plant once, it didn't make it."

Morgan Brayton as Magda

  • (Morgan Brayton) "What would you do if a guy didn't call?"
  • (Jinny) "Oh, they always call me. They want to know me, they want to be a part of my life. They want to share."
  • (Morgan Brayton) "But if they didn't?"
  • (Jinny) "I would breathe a big sigh of relief unless of course I liked him then I'd just hunt him down and slash his tires."
  • (Morgan Brayton) "I asked you a question."
  • (Unnamed) "No. You come to my school and then you start insinuating --"
  • (Jinny) "Your credit card records show multiple charges at six seperate motels. We spoke to each of them. You were always accompanied by a handsome young man, about 16, bearing a striking resemblance to Tyler Peterson."
  • (Morgan Brayton) "A 16 year old kid?"
  • (Unnamed) "He came on to me."
  • (Jinny) "He's just a boy."
  • (Unnamed) "Haven't you ever done something you knew was wrong and then you couldn't stop yourself from doing it again?"
  • (Jinny) "Oh come on, we knew that she was doing him before the first husband killed himself."
  • (Morgan Brayton) "We don't know that for sure."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, he got married right away, Jinny's probably right. And if the stepson blame's his father's suicide on the affair, then he'd have reason to go after the stepfather. There's your motive, Shakespearian, straight out of "Hamlet." Claudius kills his brother, old Hamlet and marries Gertrude, his brother's widow. Hamlet finds out and plots to kill Claudius, of course goes a little nuts in the process. (The other cops are silent.) Well, it's worth a thought."
  • (Morgan Brayton) "That was very good Captain, I mean except our Hamlet has an alibi."
  • (Unnamed) "Alibi or not, something's rotten in the state of Denmark."

D. B. Woodside as CD

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Roma Downey as Angela

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