The Quick and the Dead (1995 film) Quotes

The Quick and the Dead (1995 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Quick and the Dead ended in 1970.

It features Joshua Donen as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Dante Spinotti as head of cinematography.

The Quick and the Dead (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Quick and the Dead (1995 film) is 108 minutes long. The Quick and the Dead (1995 film) is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Leonardo DiCaprio as Kid, Mark Boone Junior as Scars, Sharon Stone as Ellen, Pat Hingle as Horace, Russell Crowe as Cort, Keith David as Cantrell, Bruce Campbell as Shemp, Gene Hackman as John Herod, Lance Henriksen as Ace Hanlon, Jerry Swindall as Blind Boy, and Raynor Scheine as Ratsy.

The Quick and the Dead (1995 film) Quotes

Leonardo DiCaprio as Kid

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Am I fast, or is Sweden just a very small place? Tell me now."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on _perfection_?"

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "And this, this is the best help a man could get. The Smith and Wesson Schofield.45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "s***, that was fast."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "The Smith and Wesson Schofield.45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Am I fast, or is Sweden just a very small place?"

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Want some breakfast? Or, uh, how 'bout a little of what we had last night?"

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "s***, that was fast."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "I'm worth $3,000 in four states. Seventy-five offenses and no convictions. My name's Fee but, uh -- everyone calls me the Kid."
• (Sharon Stone) "Congratulations."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on perfection?"

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "The gunfight is in the head, not the hands."

Gene Hackman as John Herod

• (Gene Hackman) "You must be the fastest gun in the west. That or the biggest liar."

• (Gene Hackman) "I'm confused. All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes, my protection. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a professional gunfighter to kill me. Where's all this money coming from? What am I to think -- If ya got so much to spare, I'm just gonna have to take some more off you. Because clearly you haven't got the message. This is my town. If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it. I'm in charge of everything. I decide who lives or who dies. Your gunfighter's dead. Old news."

• (Gene Hackman) "This is my town. If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it. I'm in charge of everything. I decide who lives or who dies."

• (Gene Hackman) "I was married to a beautiful woman. She was unfaithful."
• (Sharon Stone) "Where is she now?"
• (Gene Hackman) "I told you, she was unfaithful."

• (Gene Hackman) "I could give you more money than you could ever spend."
• (Sharon Stone) "I wouldn't feel like I'd earned it."
• (Gene Hackman) "Oh yes, you would."

• (Gene Hackman) "Mr. Hanlon, I wanted to ask you about Indian Wells. Did that fight really take place?"
• (Lance Henriksen) "It sure did."
• (Gene Hackman) "And it's true that you gunned down four men?"
• (Lance Henriksen) "Two with my left hand. Two with my right hand. You see, the truth is that I am just as good with either."
• (Gene Hackman) "You must be the fastest gun in the west -- That, or the biggest liar."
• (Lance Henriksen) "It's a pity you weren't there to find out."
• (Gene Hackman) "Oh, but I was, Ace. You see, I was the one that really killed the Terrence brothers, and I doubt if a lying little chickens*** like you was even in the same state."

• (Gene Hackman) "Like I always say; put a fox in the henhouse and you'll have chicken for dinner every time."

• (Gene Hackman) "Like I always say; put a fox in the henhouse and you'll have chicken for dinner every time."

• (Gene Hackman) "All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message. This is my town. I run everything. If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it. I decide who lives and who dies."

• (Gene Hackman) "Your gunfighter's dead. Old news."

• (Gene Hackman) "I said, are you still fast?"
• (Russell Crowe) "Faster than you."

• (Gene Hackman) "You're not fast enough for me."
• (Sharon Stone) "Today I am."

Russell Crowe as Cort

• (Russell Crowe) "Sorry, John. Changed the rules. From now on, all the fights are fair."

• (Russell Crowe) "Last night, The Kid. Tonight, Herod. You're a busy woman. Any man in this town you're not interested in?"
• (Sharon Stone) "Yeah. You."

• (Russell Crowe) "Sorry, John. Changed the rules. From now on, all the fights are fair."

• (Russell Crowe) "There's a click before the strike. Listen to the clock."

Sharon Stone as Ellen

• (Sharon Stone) "Now, do you have a room available?"

• (Sharon Stone) "How about a room?"

• (Sharon Stone) "Some people deserve to die."

• (Sharon Stone) "Say that again."

• (Sharon Stone) "How about a room?"
• (Pat Hingle) "Whores next door."
• (Sharon Stone) "Say that again."
• (Pat Hingle) "I said whores next door."
• (Sharon Stone) "Now, do you have a room available?"
• (Pat Hingle) "Uh, room and bath, yes, ma'am, coming up."

• (Sharon Stone) "You would fight your own son? I'm gonna kill you if I have to ride all the way to Hell to do it."
• (Gene Hackman) "Do you have some particular problem with me?"
• (Sharon Stone) "I'll let you know."

• (Sharon Stone) "Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself."

• (Sharon Stone) "In case you forgot, Preacher, I saved your life last night."
• (Russell Crowe) "No, I think you just stretched it out a bit. I might've even gone to heaven if you'd let me die."
• (Sharon Stone) "Sorry."

Lance Henriksen as Ace Hanlon

• (Lance Henriksen) "You wanna play poker with me, little lady?"
• (Sharon Stone) "Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself."

• (Lance Henriksen) "This is a very special pack. See, I put an ace in every time I kill a man."

Pat Hingle as Horace

• (Pat Hingle) "Uh, room and bath, yes ma'am. Coming up."

• (Pat Hingle) "I said whores next door."

Jerry Swindall as Blind Boy

• (Jerry Swindall) "John Herod owns that house. He gets fifty cents of every dollar in this town."
• (Sharon Stone) "What's the town get?"
• (Jerry Swindall) "Huh -- they gets to live."

Raynor Scheine as Ratsy

• (Raynor Scheine) "And that concludes the lesson for today."

Mark Boone Junior as Scars

• (Mark Boone Junior) "I need a woman."
• (Sharon Stone) "You need a bath."

Keith David as Cantrell

• (Keith David) "Sergeant Cantrell."
• (Bruce Campbell) "How do you spell that?"
• (Keith David) "Correctly."

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